「小悠做咗啲咩令你覺得佢係小學雞？」阿妹突然認真問。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx1YC5hdZJ
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「吓？佢郁啲就扭計同𨂽地。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqJzWoGSSC
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「咁係咪只要佢唔扭計同唔𨂽地，你就唔會話佢係小學雞？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWPY1ue3it
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我反駁：「佢唔止呢兩樣！仲有好多嘢都幼稚到你唔信！」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9ECKl1LGX
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阿妹好似嘆一口氣，然後喺飯枱上放咗一張A3紙同兩支marker筆。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxgzzGhyMT
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佢將marker筆遞俾我：「寫晒出嚟。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnIDIsMTqr
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「…吓？」我愕然。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIgGEGFJNc
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「我叫你寫晒小悠啲白痴行為出嚟。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4roWfJz1sg
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小悠突然喺一旁叫囂：「你係咪寫唔出呀？好嘢，今次阿妹都幫我！」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDw2IgAgwz
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「邊個話我寫唔出？！我驚一張A3紙唔夠寫咋！」我只係唔明，阿妹喺度玩咩。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDj8SvvHJ2
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於是，我拉阿妹埋一邊問：「你咁認真做咩？求其敷衍吓小悠咪算囉…」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ491lFIyZyJ
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阿妹用咗一句頗為高深嘅說話回應：「面對白痴們所提出嘅問題，就要用白痴們信服嘅方法去解決。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjb2LmnbC6
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我懶係明咁點頭：「哦……咪住！點解要加個們字？！」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefo6iLqBDF
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阿妹行返去飯枱嗰邊：「既然你地各執己見，咁拗落去會沒完沒了，所以我地就將嚟緊呢一日當係決勝關鍵。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzPkMBdPwd
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「決勝關鍵？」我問。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdtCb3VGsc
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阿妹繼續解釋：「只要小悠喺接下來嘅一日唔做阿哥寫喺A3紙上面嘅行為，就係小悠贏，相反就係阿哥贏。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbaJ0qUOWk
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「即係寫啲咩落去由我話事啦？」我奸笑，只要寫呼吸同心跳，咁咪贏硬囉…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf13gL5VT14
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「不過我會監督住你寫啲咩落去，有唔合理嘅我會刪走，兼且宣佈小悠獲勝。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v2Hyh98qi
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「阿妹你真係好聰明呀！」小悠興奮到原地彈跳。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCT4eABFzq
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我冷笑：「哼，乜你覺得你真係忍到一日咩？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwFXcqfpub
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「睇吓點～我驚到時輸得難睇嗰個係阿帆你咋～」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaliFjPFpV
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「如果你贏到嘅話，我買一箱繽紛樂俾你又點話？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpgZM0aGzZ
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佢聽完，雙眼發光：「你話架！唔好輸咗唔認數！」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMLjLxAhi0
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阿妹拍拍手：「睇嚟雙方都同意今次嘅打賭，咁我加多一個規則，就係無論邊個贏都好，以後都唔可以爭論邊個先係小學雞喇，好唔好？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J71XfzPE5
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我有冇睇錯…阿妹望住我同小悠嗰陣，竟然係用一副憐憫嘅眼神…。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvtC1EazG6
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「嗯！就咁話！」小悠給予雀躍嘅反應。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1DGiCYLQ4
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於是，一場賭上我名譽同財產嘅禁止耍白痴大挑戰（呢個係我後來鳩改嘅名）正式展開。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHj1dbSztE
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24小時之內，乙方（高小悠）不能作出以下行為，否則由甲方（高田帆）自動勝出：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow5ux15yuU
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1. 𨂽地扭計738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDrVfm7jx9
2. 扮鬼臉738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmsNfPEFz3
3. 食嘢食到成嘴都係738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGNfBDFdnP
4. 食嘢食到成地都係738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vikdRI8Ap
5. we娃鬼叫738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcnjTslTn8
6. 到處亂跑亂跳738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OJL0aTsSd
7. 一有咩事就向阿妹告狀738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDlURxn1cK
8. …諗到再加738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWQQaIwD7p
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