《我喺街執咗個失憶嘅女仔返屋企》 - 學生會補選篇：預演（下）

陸sir聽到之後睥行我：「點解釋呀？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S9ezDOL4i
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「喂，你係咪玩嘢呀？」我將個波射返俾唐夕嵐。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9E0ILm7uj
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「我而家問你呀！！你問佢做咩呀？！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewO4DhX2QV
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「…和泉紗霧係我鍾意嗰個動漫角，好未？」我死死氣講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ282CTySV3P
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擾攘咗一輪，陸sir話我用字冇明顯性騷擾企圖，所以冇通知校長，只係叫我掉位坐算。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCEsqBgNhK
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之後，到我出去演講。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWAw54L4Pi
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羅凱撒遞個咪俾我，示意我開始。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD48842LBw
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我清吓喉嚨，原本諗住棒讀自己份政綱就算。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MzLkSPwnx
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不過頭先俾唐夕嵐咁樣跣一跣，唔報吓仇硬係有啲唔gur。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7ujrz0CQj
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所以，我將原來份講稿飛落地下：「我地要革新！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0jB0DW3bE
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在場每一對眼都望住我。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIdfhJkaty
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「舊時代嘅政綱已經係過去嘅遺物！21世紀嘅學生唔再需要嗰堆用唔著嘅購物優惠！更加唔需要乜嘢文具雨具借用服務！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNomxVlfyO
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我感受到來自唐夕嵐嘅怒視目光。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQKXW4f4kG
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望住佢呢個樣，我更加意氣高昂：「我地需要嘅係一個打破舊有風格嘅校園，所以我當選學生會之後，會建議學校將插畫同輕小說創作列做必修科！仲有！將全校鐘聲改做和泉紗霧角色歌！仲有！將全校嘅PE褸換做和泉紗霧同款！最重要係！全校女同學返學都要cosplay和泉紗霧！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRsVHDk7ey
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講完之後，全場靜咗幾秒。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrWXzSy9LL
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除咗小悠依然一臉雀躍（佢由聽到我話將鐘聲換做和泉紗霧角色歌開始已經雙眼發光），現任學生會成員、陸sir、杜朋也同唐夕嵐不約而同地用一副「你做乜鳩阿」嘅表情望住我。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNjva5bdtM
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「…多謝。」一陣尷尬油然而生，我趕快向大家鞠躬，然後返埋位。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkpJgMAUO2
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「咳、高同學嘅演講內容我就不予置評，不過技巧上有以下幾點注意…」陸sir開始評論我頭先表現。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd8pKt8gzU
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但呢一刻嘅我，已經冇心機聽。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW1lsejz9d
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我頭先做咗啲咩蠢事！！！！！！！！！！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjtT1mdUOX
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我居然當住學生會同老師面前sell個九唔搭八政綱！！！！！653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8gRyTSL5A
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我吐出一口代表社會性死亡嘅嘆息，將頭重重落喺眼前嘅長枱上。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPoIWcsKNY
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直到唔知幾時，羅凱撒宣佈解散：「多謝四位同學參與今次『學長學妹計劃』嘅試行版，為咗了解同學對呢個計劃嘅意見，稍後我地會派問卷俾大家做。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRQvgdIOI5
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呼——終於完，終於唔使再見到唐夕嵐，呢個搞到我暴走嘅虛假初中生。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQEDdkNrbJ
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我快手執好書包，狗衝出學生會室。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDCKh5viO6
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「阿帆！」小悠追咗上嚟。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4L0Pzetsu
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「…快啲行，我想返屋企摺埋。」以沖淡頭先嗰段已經烙印喺我中學生涯嘅黑歷史。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUl6uiacUi
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我拉起小悠隻手，想迅速逃離呢個尷尬現場。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVM3YykOoq
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點知佢話：「唔係呀！我嚟係想同你講，今日你自己返去先，我約咗朋也去車站前面買布甸食。」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg0FlvFdAE
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「…布甸？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8hQcHQ0UJ
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「嗯！今日買一送一！」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSEwikvcdJ
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呢個時候杜朋也出嚟，用隻又肥又粗嘅手抆住小悠衫尾：「我地行未呀？」653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHONcHZ4s2q
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「行啦行啦！再唔行就賣晒架喇！拜拜阿帆！」小悠好快同我揮手。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRIWDDyDNW
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之後，兩條友哼住團子大家族，跳吓彈吓咁走咗。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAeFEDm3KB
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…有異性（仲要係肥仔）冇人性。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GHkmEoKSp
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準備踏上孤獨嘅旅途時，一陣雜亂腳步聲從後追上。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSil1FV9gdN
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我轉身一睇，係憤怒值處於臨界點嘅唐夕嵐。653Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0aMBgBMkp