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胡竹人的短篇故事集
ISSUE #294
Author: 竹人
胡竹人的短篇故事集
Author: 竹人
ISSUE #294
化粧品
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女演員與政客上床，一番雲雨之後，如同例行公事般政客起身去洗澡，女人則斜坐在床上抽菸同時心不在焉的瞧著電視機裡的動物星球，畫面裡獵豹將母猴的屍體當作儲糧放在樹幹上，旁邊有一隻活蹦亂跳的小猴，女人對此了無興趣，突然她注意到政客的桌上放著琳琅滿目的化粧品，和一件半掛在椅背上的小丑裝。

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她感到好奇。

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為什麼男人要用化粧品？

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小丑裝？

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女人問洗澡歸來的政客。

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政客露出慧黠的微笑說：「我跟你都是演員，在鏡頭前必須完美，但我跟你有一點不一樣，有時候我還要取悅那一群投票給我的笨蛋。」

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女人聞言浪笑一陣。

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政客打了個哈欠接著掏出錢遞給女人說：「妮可，這是神聖的建國基金，下星期三我們再見，走的時候記得走後門。」

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女人嬌笑的說：「你跟你爸真像。」丟下這話，妮可穿上衣服扭腰擺臀的離開約會處。

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胡竹人的短篇故事集
Fantasy
Short Story
Spiritual
Last updated: May 23, 2026
Total word count: 376,606
Total reading time: 1,255 Minutes
Writer:
竹人
奇幻 科幻 心靈 喜劇 鬼怪
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