Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition - 1st week of school holidays

"we are not here to buy a toilet."

Me "Hey (siblings name) what did u call My Neighbour Totoro?"

Sibling "My Neighbour Toronto."

Sibling"Maybe she's reaching puberty? Again?"

Me and my mother "no."

Cousin "can I flip my chip in it?"

Her mother "No you can not dip your chip on the hot chocolate."

"I sued you for a whale man?"

sibling attacking me with first aid kit

Me "DUDE STOP YOUR MEANT TO FIX PEOPLE BRO NOT TRY KILL THEM!"

Lina "who named an orange fish Goldie?"

Sibling "I dare you to make out with the cat."

Lina's sibling "IT IS COOCHIE COOCHIE YAYA TATA!"

Lina "LOOK I RIPPED MY EYEBROW OUT!"

Lina *looks at me then back at the cat* "Hey (my name) I think Mary has raibies. She made their weird sound (tries to imitate sound) and was crawling on her back (imitates cat)."

Lina "I want hot mama pickles...that sounds really bad outta context."

"WHY DO YOU HAVE A SHIT BAG!"

"Don't put your face in the bin."

1 "You ok?"

2 "yeah I shit it out."

"He has a soy sauce army.

"Wow are those flamingos?"

"No they are flowers."

Jackie and sohpie go to get food

Them *come back* "We should probably bring money."

"They look like mini ovaries."

"Mines bigger."

Jackie "Balance... something you don't have."

Father "What is wrong with your generation?"

Me "The world?"

"I think I just proposed to the holy bible?"

"It's kinda minty.'

"Look at dem teeny tiny a arms!"

1 "Wanna buy a chandelier?"

2 "it's not a chandelier."

1" Oh it's a sock hanger."

Alright that's it for this week!

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