People with fake tans look like oompa loopmas
"Hey, you can read right?"
*looks stunned*
Guy whos dating my best friend "Yo, does Lina exist?"
Me who is annoyed with him "Nope they are just a figment of his imagination. (name) is completely single."
Lina if you see this pls tell your bf not to kill me
"Have you found out a new way to make your boobs smell like marshmallows?"
"Bro ur eyesight is so shit."
"Pats gonna steal ur testicles."
Seb "Will you date me? UNO!"
"The joke is your face."
"It didn't work so I gave up!" *smiles and uses finger guns*
"Colours and shapes are so entertaining!"
ns216.73.216.253da2
and then Add to home screen.