Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition

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Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition

篇 #599

作者:

Mira

發布時間:

Sep 1, 2022

Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition

作者:

Mira

發布時間:

Sep 1, 2022

篇 #599

Why is Jamie Oliver in that show

"He has scoliosis."

Teacher: You can even sleep in my class if you want.

(Insert Name) *Falls to the ground pretending to sleep.

"No its nine its nine!"

"honey honey honey."

"BRO FUCKING TELL ME!"

"SHE SAID I HAVE NO BOOBS!"

"That's not my dog. Wait is it? WHOS DOG DID YOU TAKE?"

Teacher: "Now boys, tell me why you're touching each other in the middle of class."

"Don't take my stickerRR offf."

Jack "I watched you eat Seb."

"I don't wish to hear Jack squeal."

"Don't lick anal?"

"Don't lick a pole!"

"You are a cursed Elmo."

"PEANUT BUTTA!"

"How do you submit it?"

747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNZdHHvk47
"Thank you for that." *never answers question*

"WHERE DID YOU PUT ELMO."

"Please don't show your bum to the class."

"Law rice?"

"You decapitated my charger!"

"She shits once a week."

"Rhinoslaughter."

"Manslaughter is legal when it's Taylor swift."

747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzMxSTnWVb

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