Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition - 13/7/22-14/7/22

"I only spent 15 dollars."

"Wow didn't know 15 equals 25."

"That's not the blurb you fuckwit."

"It's giving...I failed year three math and became a writer."

"No, this is what you read. Gay books, anime books and sometimes you mush it together and read gay anime books."

Me "It shows he running from something...probably all his respnasbilitys."

Jackie "Like you?"

Me "Yeeep."

"I just wanted to eat the book"

"Nope...they fucking."

Context: it's jackie first time using a funky site (please tell me you understand what a funky site is)

"Did I actually win something?"

"Where is the nail toe la clopa clopa?What the fuck did I just say?"

"You skim read...do you like skim milk?"

"KENTICCC ENERGYYY!"

"I wanna bugee jump without the rope thing."

"Why did we need to know so much about the donut?"

"You look like a cheese grater drowned in bears."

"Bruh I have no fukin idea what to do with my life."

teacher "So what do you want to do with our life when your older?'

"Not alive."

teacher "Okay...anything else?"

"Unemployed."

"IMMA CUT MY HAIR SHORT."

"YASS SLAY!"

"Anxiety for the win."

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