Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition - 12/6/22

Me "If dad gets a ace."

Father "Ace is actually the highest in the deck."

Me "Well then if you get a two-"

1 "We could hit and run the security guard."

2 "Do you even know what that means?"

1 "Yeah you hit him in the face then run."

1 "You wanna play some four?"

2 "Yeah..."

1 "Sound happy."

2 "Sure..."

1 "That's not happy."

Lina "I HAVE A CRAMP!"

Me "EAT SALT!"

Lina "WHY?"

Me "I DON'T KNOW MY MOM TELLS ME TO APPARENTLY ITS A HOME REMEDY OR SOME SHIT!"

Lina "AIGHT HOW MUCH?"

Me "IDK WHATEVER YOU WANT?"

Father *starts giggling*

Father "Hey, what time is it?"

Me "No idea probably like 8 or something?"

Father "No, it's Eight oh nine."

Me "Okay...and?"

Father "IT'S EIGHT OR NINE DON'T YOU GET IT HOW ARE YOU, MY CHILD?"

"AHHHH I HATE CRITSISAM!"

1v"Hey, how's the spicy cough going?"

2 "Meh, it's ok."

1 "At least you have macaron shells?"

2 "Nup they are in the fridge I'm stuck in my room."

1 "WELP YOUR FUCKED FOR THE NEXT WEEK!"

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"MY FAMILY IS WATCHING MEAN GIRLS AND EATING ICE CREAM WITHOUT ME!!"

"THE BETRAYAL!"

Sophie "What in the mouldy cheese?"

"Mate don't start the conversation with you might hate me for this unless it's a break up or some shit."

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