Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition - TODAY...IS A DAY...IT'S A TUESDAY

warning: talk of boobs

Be the best Karen you can be

"Hey, what's your name?"

"it's (super cool name that would be amazing for a sci-fi or fantasy novel that I can't share or else it would be sorta illegal)!"

"Oh eleven?"

"No, it's (like it but different) I know it's a weird name!"

"NAH MATE YOUR NAME IS SUPER COOL! IT'S LIKE EPIC I WISH MY NAME WAS THAT COOL!"

poor dude was so flustered

friend "Oh my god u listen to those guys?"

me "yeah."

friend "they are so weird they look kinda fake tbh."

Emily "Agreed (goes into a full-depth that is unwanted about some guy's music I like to listen to) blah blah."

Me while patting him "Hey Emily, I love you, you are valued, I appreciate you as a friend."

Emily "Oh shit your gonna kill me."

Me "You die in 15 hours."

"PLEASE DO MY HUMS EXAM FOR ME. ILL PAY OF YOUR DEPT!"

*Dude shoves football up shirt*

"LOOK I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS!"

"Never touch a man's boobs."

"I wish I could just cut my boobs off bro."

"same dude."

"AHHH I'M GIVING BIRTH!" "STOP FAT-SHAMING THE BABY!"

"Give me the baby."

"Waar is dit logo van." literally a Kahoot question

"It's obviously spiderman you can see the bat!"

"THIS IS A GERMAN KAHOOT!"

"IT'S SODAMAN!"

"Are we dissecting hearts today?"

Teacher "No, they haven't arrived."

"Why don't we just kill someone?"

Teacher "Are you offering."

Jackie offers me something white on a pencil725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF6ZTiQeim
"Take it it's lotion...Nah I'm just kidding it's cum."

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