warning: talk of boobs
Be the best Karen you can be
"Hey, what's your name?"
"it's (super cool name that would be amazing for a sci-fi or fantasy novel that I can't share or else it would be sorta illegal)!"
"Oh eleven?"
"No, it's (like it but different) I know it's a weird name!"
"NAH MATE YOUR NAME IS SUPER COOL! IT'S LIKE EPIC I WISH MY NAME WAS THAT COOL!"
poor dude was so flustered
friend "Oh my god u listen to those guys?"
me "yeah."
friend "they are so weird they look kinda fake tbh."
Emily "Agreed (goes into a full-depth that is unwanted about some guy's music I like to listen to) blah blah."
Me while patting him "Hey Emily, I love you, you are valued, I appreciate you as a friend."
Emily "Oh shit your gonna kill me."
Me "You die in 15 hours."
"PLEASE DO MY HUMS EXAM FOR ME. ILL PAY OF YOUR DEPT!"
*Dude shoves football up shirt*
"LOOK I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS!"
"Never touch a man's boobs."
"I wish I could just cut my boobs off bro."
"same dude."
"AHHH I'M GIVING BIRTH!" "STOP FAT-SHAMING THE BABY!"
"Give me the baby."
"Waar is dit logo van." literally a Kahoot question
"It's obviously spiderman you can see the bat!"
"THIS IS A GERMAN KAHOOT!"
"IT'S SODAMAN!"
"Are we dissecting hearts today?"
Teacher "No, they haven't arrived."
"Why don't we just kill someone?"
Teacher "Are you offering."
Jackie offers me something white on a pencil947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9FJ9Aeqvi
"Take it it's lotion...Nah I'm just kidding it's cum."
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and then Add to home screen.