"FUCK WHY IS IT SPITTING!"
"Let's hope I cooked out the selmanila.'
"WHY IS IT BUBBLING SO MUCH!"
"THAT WASN'T MENT TO HAPPEN!"
"I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE BURN DOOR!" *runs to other side of house to close door that has access to fire alarm*
"WHY ISN'T IT COOKING! IT'S ON THE HIGHEST HEAT!"
"I mean it doesn't look like it would kill anyone...I think."
"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR GREESE MUSIC!"
"WOODEN SPOON DO YOUR MAGIC!"
"THE GARLIC IS BURNING...FUCK...PASTA COOK FASTER!"
"It's fine if the pastas a bit uncooked...they should be grateful it's not burnt!"
"COMBINE...MATE...DO WHATEVER THE HELL PASTA AND CHICKEN DOES!"
"WHY IS THE SPOON SO WEAK!"
"WHY IS IT BUBBLING AGAIN!"
*At the end of cooking* "That wasn't too bad."
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If you can't tell I don't cook often...and when I do it's fucking chaotic
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and then Add to home screen.