岡本太郎:藝術就是爆炸。407Please respect copyright.PENANAGJuTIsOD0Q
我:人生每天都在爆炸。407Please respect copyright.PENANAFqtGkBqYF5
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某日以為平安無事終於得閒,407Please respect copyright.PENANA5RUAoM3DZY
晚餐後補個甜食,407Please respect copyright.PENANAxiHtbgdpG0
為今日美好劃下完美句點。407Please respect copyright.PENANAamYzYc0YMm
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夜市內有一招牌斑駁:407Please respect copyright.PENANAZqybGYZkID
“六十年老店 綠豆湯”407Please respect copyright.PENANAxxhqHTzVWS
這種簡單是種告知,407Please respect copyright.PENANADIZ2bwopbS
它並不邀請你進去品嚐,407Please respect copyright.PENANAnyh9QQCCrK
只在提示:407Please respect copyright.PENANAug7yMLg0I7
我開在這,要來不來隨你!407Please respect copyright.PENANAAAoCu07Nd8
我總是無法路過這種驕傲。407Please respect copyright.PENANAWQEjwwkQ0v
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想不到進門年輕老闆第一句話就把我炸了!407Please respect copyright.PENANAH1izi0AT8z
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老闆:綠豆湯要加糖嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANAc9wyxFaKUa
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因為距離太近,耳朵無法拒絕,407Please respect copyright.PENANAB6j9Osk1At
傳到大腦第一瞬間我全身癱軟,407Please respect copyright.PENANAf7RkOtK8zc
老闆看我沒有答應,407Please respect copyright.PENANAe0sXKHiMiu
又問了一次,407Please respect copyright.PENANAdi6ZaoOGdr
在毫無武裝護具的保護下,407Please respect copyright.PENANAGiSZkSklUO
連續沒準備的被炸兩次,407Please respect copyright.PENANARHijV17CbY
為了活命,我說了要加糖之後狼狽的翻上了最近的座位,407Please respect copyright.PENANApkFQJCsK8u
現在回想,當下沒有抗爭的我真是苟且!407Please respect copyright.PENANAJzLGnK35qq
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在位置上調整呼吸時,407Please respect copyright.PENANARX1LfCgo8c
不斷在心裡跟自己確認,407Please respect copyright.PENANAmGpYFBSEFw
是我太小題大作了嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANA42bdzXzyk4
但以普世價值來說,407Please respect copyright.PENANAgTGSQRVVAk
綠豆湯不就是綠豆加水加糖去煮嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANAIW2aOszTkT
沒有糖的綠豆湯你可以說它是綠豆湯嗎?!407Please respect copyright.PENANA4SW0JPP6tf
我知道你的出發點或許是良善的為了不增加他人身體的負擔,407Please respect copyright.PENANAhdi5ki0iyb
但即使如此你也不能稱不加糖的綠豆湯為綠豆湯啊!407Please respect copyright.PENANA0dHJBTTs0Z
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看到這各位可能覺得我歇斯底里,換個說法大家比較容易進入我的角度看清真相。407Please respect copyright.PENANAMtHEmhAZN3
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今天我們去摩托車行買機車,407Please respect copyright.PENANAjdUMgUz96b
可以買加汽油的,407Please respect copyright.PENANAvjjGXWhgHi
也可以買立意良善,407Please respect copyright.PENANAFcQvnkleiI
為了環保不排廢氣的電動機車,407Please respect copyright.PENANAaQbSCvLOq3
到這都沒問題,407Please respect copyright.PENANAdbwVf3BUHp
問題在你一進摩托車行,407Please respect copyright.PENANAUh2gu4DSwc
老闆劈頭問你:要加輪子嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANA9qNRRn1Id5
我想各位一定會嚇一跳,407Please respect copyright.PENANAQQglZGqVnN
以為自己跑錯地方,407Please respect copyright.PENANAxpH0jeXTZC
因為所謂的摩托車就是連著輪子一起賣,我要買沒輪子的摩托車我會去賣水上摩托車的店啊老闆!!!!!!!!!!407Please respect copyright.PENANAPsyTWHfNiP
我來這就是要買有輪子在馬路上騎的機車啊!你可以問我要不要加購安全帽,但你不能問我要不要加輪子啊!!!!!!!!!! 但老闆不顧你的驚嚇,407Please respect copyright.PENANAKZg3BBLwbJ
一連若無其事的問你兩次,407Please respect copyright.PENANAOHqSe5As4A
要加輪子嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANAKaGAJGNODp
要加輪子嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANAqwhWhb0kMx
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各位,這是歇斯底里嗎?! 今天退一百萬步想,407Please respect copyright.PENANAlJlAPbWGrW
好,或許是老店想創新!407Please respect copyright.PENANAr4IUJX9Dpt
各位可能覺得我過於苛責,407Please respect copyright.PENANADoySVakZCZ
但六十年老店綠豆湯,407Please respect copyright.PENANAs1ueMboLk8
你的創新方式是拿掉糖!407Please respect copyright.PENANA4og1YeHRMC
這樣對得起當年在大灶前生火,407Please respect copyright.PENANAvRGCJoTqEi
沒日沒夜的嘗試鑽研,407Please respect copyright.PENANANyBQEPfcSr
之後把綠豆與水及糖的完美比例找出來並傳給你的創始人嗎?! 你加盟鮮芋仙還比較接近所謂的創新,你拿掉糖只用水去煮綠豆,用水煮植物拿來賣,那是中藥行在幹的活啊!407Please respect copyright.PENANAFrl8Qqvlk9
你完全改變先人交給你的家業!407Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7O9KAW4rg
隔行如隔山,那不是創新啊老闆!!!!!407Please respect copyright.PENANAs5HZDgPO9q
說句重話:那是辜負那是背叛啊!!!!!!!!!! 想到這,綠豆湯也喝完了,407Please respect copyright.PENANABHErdjlIps
離開付錢時,407Please respect copyright.PENANApxbuXfIq0O
老闆對著我說:帥哥,好吃嗎?407Please respect copyright.PENANAYnVUqpchRx
我笑著回:好吃,謝謝。407Please respect copyright.PENANACNMwyNZuoW
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我實在無法對叫我帥哥的人生氣。


