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[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
ISSUE #53
Author: 炎語冰
[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
Author: 炎語冰
ISSUE #53
第五十三回 - 西門殺
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西門丁請開眼。

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春蓮周遊列國咗一日，瞓到淰晒，我先WhatsApp三上，叫佢預備好先，再等我指示。

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之後，我見四野無人，就偷偷出去。

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我先偷偷走到佢地行政大樓，夜更保安都係hea hea地，圍埋响張枱度食花生、吹水。

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我兜一個圈避開班保安，去到行政大樓，個行政大樓都係臨時搭建，所以個鎖都係普通款式，我用一個萬字夾就開到。

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入到去後，我打開電腦，竟然要我入Password。

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我點可能知個Password，正當我惆悵之際，我見到電腦前有張黃色紙，寫住［JokeGoal123!@#］。

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我內心微微咁笑咗出嚟。

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真係要多謝設計密碼既人，又要英文，又要大小楷、又要數字，又要符號，又要夠長，正常人點可能記到丫。

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我立刻搵三上個房號 - 36D。

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「吓，三上悠季，21歲。」我唔小心大聲叫咗出嚟。

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冇諗到三上咁後生，結過婚，生過仔，仲要著行政套裝返工，仲要環遊世界技巧一流。

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咁即係中學畢業就畀人搞大咗個肚，然後出嚟做嘢，再一手一腳湊大個仔。

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咁佢幾時學到咁多上乘功夫？

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佢究竟過咗咩嘢既人生？21歲嘅功夫已經可以比得上我。

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我一生中奉獻晒畀偷情，工作又hea，家人又唔和睦，朋友都冇個，只係識得對「人妻」或者「人女友」好，將佢地另一半嘅缺點，變成我嘅優點，令佢地覺得出面嘅小三，亦即係我，可以彌補平時嘅不滿足。

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呢個世界邊有完美嘅情人，每一對情侶，總有啲地方畀我入佢中路。

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基本上呢一招，已經可以冧到大部分心靈空虛嘅女性，如果個女人係有闊太，就响佢身上搵吓著數，咬吓老軟，彌補返我工作及金錢上嘅不滿足。

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其實每次偷情完，內心最空虛、寂寞同埋凍，其實係我。

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我究竟做咗咁多年人，得到過啲乜，心靈上滿足咗啲乜？

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我眼角不禁流下咗一滴空虛之淚。

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「邊度有聲丫，使鬼去睇。」門外有個人大叫。

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「阿頭叫你做就做啦，快快脆脆睇完返去睇波啦。」另一個人回應。

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大鑊，梗係頭先太大聲，驚動咗保安。

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我立刻熄咗個mon，匿入枱底，拉埋張櫈遮住自己。

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「卡嚓。」

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度門打開咗。

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「X，真係唔記得鎖。」其中一個保安講，「唔通真係有人？」

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下回預告：兩個保安入緊嚟，西門丁要點先可以冇事呢？

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希望大家可以follow埋我FB, IG.感謝。

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IG: 三十日試煉

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Photo Credit: 狼人殺

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炎語冰作品包括：

緊急連載中：廁所小說549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78n7WtfnoA
世界上第一部為了大家不要浪費如廁時間而設的小說。

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已完結長篇：《三元特工隊》第一季之聲波陰謀549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xVSuwuDPz
由不同平行宇宙的特工所組成的最強特工隊，是拯救世界的唯一關鍵。

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即將連載：《三元特工隊》第二季之奇珍異獸動物園

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