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[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
ISSUE #41
Author: 炎語冰
[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
Author: 炎語冰
ISSUE #41
第四十一回 - 永遠懷疑小丁
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「唔使咁心急啦，返屋企先啦，我返去好好服侍妳，妳放開我先。」我其實個心又驚又喜，睇嚟真係一哭二鬧三上悠季，到底想打我定打飛機？

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春蓮一巴星落嚟，「打巴你就有。」

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我心諗：「點解春蓮聽到我心諗乜嘅？」

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三上除埋我條底褲，令我小丁露咗畀全邨人睇。

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「咩事呀？放開我呀。」我心亂如麻，唔知三上想做乜。

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三上唔知邊度拎咗把大較剪出嚟，目露凶光。

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「唔使玩咁大呀。」春蓮都畀三上嘅舉動嚇親。

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「呢個世界唔使你嚟救。」三上打開把大較剪，一嘢剪落小丁度。

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但唔知把刀唔夠利定三上唔夠力，淨係剪得一半。

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「啊，吔媽爹。」我大叫。

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三上回手再剪，但都只係剪多少少，仲未斷到。

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我痛到生不如死，叫到癲咗、春蓮嚇到冇反應，呆呆咁企响度。

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「救命呀，有冇人救我呀。」我瘋狂大叫，不斷搖頭。

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三上又再剪多下，但始終剪唔斷，「救世界丫喇。」

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「點解仲未輸迴㗎？我已經痛到死㗎喇。」我叫到失聲。

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「救世界丫喇，救世界丫喇……」

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三上每剪一下，就講一次救世界丫喇，剪多好多吓，最後終於剪斷咗。

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春蓮望住地下嘅小丁，「我地會永遠懷疑你，R. A. P.。」

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我下面不斷流血，但又冇真係好痛，「點解仲未時間輪迴㗎？係咪唔夠傷？點解仲未死得？」

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終於有警察嚟到，拉開咗三上同春蓮。

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「阿Sir，我偷走呀，捉我啦，捉我啦，我冇問題㗎。」我只係想快啲捉我出去，開始下一次時間輪迴。

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「等救護嚟同你急救咗先啦。」警察望兩望我傷口，搖搖頭，同另一個警察講：「嘩，佢呢鋪真係太監叫雞。」

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另一個警察一吓愕然：「吓，咩太監叫雞？」

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Photo Credit: 正義迴廊麥沛東767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKXjQ3R428

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炎語冰作品包括：

緊急連載中：廁所小說767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAdYjzoTzd
世界上第一部為了大家不要浪費如廁時間而設的小說。

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由不同平行宇宙的特工所組成的最強特工隊，是拯救世界的唯一關鍵。

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