[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活 - 第十八回 - 酥乳

我企响天台邊緣，諗吓有乜方法可以逃走，越諗越唔煩，開始驚會唔會成世都要困响呢個時間輪迴度。

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「啊~～～～～」我鐵馬尋橋，好似鄭嘉穎咁大叫。「點解~～～～～點解我咁靚仔都要受埋呢啲苦？」

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個痾拔甩話幫我，其實乜都幫唔到，呢件事同春蓮講都唔會信，仲有乜人可以幫到我呢？

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「我係咪入咗叉燒大厦？點解咁奇幻潮？呢度係咪世界奇妙物語？」我對住天空大叫。

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我坐响天台邊，一個人諗吓應該要點解決。

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無幾耐有班警察走咗上嚟。

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「你做咩呀？有事慢慢講，你返落嚟先。」幾個警察嚟到天台勸我落返嚟。

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死火，企得太過癮佢地以為我跳樓添。

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我望落樓下，因為圍封，已經有好多記者响樓下，對面大厦啲人企晒响窗邊一路食花生一路用手機拍低我。

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「阿sir，冇事喇，我會返落嚟㗎。」我轉身諗住返落嚟。

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等等先，諗落好似有問題，我咪上晒新聞，以後啲人咪以為我係癲佬。

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我望住班警察，露出一個憂鬱嘅眼神，然後成個人後向跌落去。

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「砰。」

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「仆街喇，逸葵樓畀人圍封強檢呀。」

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一定有其他方法。

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咁唯有置諸死地而後生。

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「仲唔快啲走，一陣我老公返嚟見到你呀。」春蓮個樣慌失失咁。

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「唔怕啦，你老公恐病毒，一定唔敢返嚟。」我吸咗一口煙。

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「咁又係，佢返嚟機會都幾細。」春蓮坐响床度。

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我望吓小丁，雖然消咗少少腫，但仲係未回復得晒。

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「咁點算？你都冇可能响度住五日。」春蓮成個身挨埋嚟，用佢雙峰襲擊我。

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「我都唔知佢點？到時先算。」我真係諗唔到要點做，唯有決定乜都唔做啦。

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「係囉，我都唔知可以點～～」春蓮猶如小野貓遇到多拉A夢咁，發出嬌嗲嘅聲音，仲係咁用個身同我磨擦。

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呢個時候諗起一首詩叫《酥乳》，「一雙明月貼胸前，紫禁葡萄碧玉圓；夫婿調酥綺窗下，金莖幾點露珠懸。」

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係由明代詩人王偁曾寫，同𠵱家個情境好貼切。

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但係小丁仲未得，所以我都係推開咗春蓮。

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「唉，我腫晒呀。」我指一指小丁。

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「嘩，搞咩呀你？」春蓮近距離欣賞小丁，但小丁一啲都唔爭氣，「真係又肥又短，成粒馬蹄。」

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我冇佢咁好氣，冇理佢。

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所以呢三日我地都係睇「叻揈」嘅「燙手山芋」，我終於可以睇晒咁多季喇。

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就係咁過咗三日，小丁終於好返。

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跟住當然係收到薩爾達話要返嚟嘅訊息。

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