[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活 - 第二回 - 偷情專家

我即刻望出去，見到出面全部警車，同一班著晒保護衣嘅人响樓下。

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「落去偷走先。」我咋咋淋著返衫，衝落樓下。

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大堂已經好多人，但警察已經企晒門口，「快啲返上去，呢棟樓封咗喇，上去等醫護同你地登記做檢測。」警察大聲嗌，驅散人群。

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「阿蛇，我唔係字呢度㗎。」有個講唔正嘅阿叔大聲問。

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「唔係住呢度都要檢呀，返上去先。」警察不斷指示大家返上樓。

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「我阿媽要食藥㗎，佢唔係住呢度，畀佢走啦。」又有一個年輕女仔想衝出重圍。

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「全部都唔走得，要強檢咗先呀。」警察更大聲阻止所有人問問題，「拿，人群聚集，到時傳得仲勁，封得仲耐咋，返上自己單位等醫護登記先。」

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一眾人無奈返上樓。

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我心諗：「哼，當我西門丁流㗎，我出嚟偷食嘅時候，你仲係精蟲咋。」

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我一早搵晒逃走路線，萬一佢老公返嚟我都知點走。

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我靜雞雞响三樓出𨋢，然後行去後樓梯，後樓梯有一袋衫放咗响地。

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袋衫係萬一我全裸走出嚟，都有衫著返，不過今次冇用，而且逃走比一袋衫重要。

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我留低袋衫响度，二樓同三樓之間有個通風口，通風口本來係有窗花，但係一早畀我換咗可以手拆嘅螺絲，一擒出去就係一樓簷蓬，一樓跳落地，對我嚟講好輕鬆，之後穿過條馬路就可以偷偷地入去中學裏面避，再夜啲咪可以响中學另一邊逃出去囉。

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唔使兩三下散手，我就落到地下。

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「先生，麻煩你返上去啦，呢度封咗喇，唔做強檢要罰五千㗎。」有個警察企咗我隔離。

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「畀～畀次機～會，阿Sir。」我用劉松仁大時代嘅演技，講出呢句對白。(作者亂入：如圖所示。)

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「你真係白痴定當阿sir白痴，白痴嘅身手咁好，咁高跳落嚟。」警察大聲喝罵。

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我只好死死地氣返上13B。

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春蓮開門後，佢仲未著返衫，我嚇到即刻入去閂門，「妳唔怕鄰居睇到呀？做乜仲唔著返衫呀？」

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Photo Credit: 大時代劉松仁

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