一左一右，一黑一白，容貌相似的兩位男子，出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt35GlNyeAU
「鬼瑪醫」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrvXOAcURG
「鬼邪業」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigYlbuRi8y
「上台一鞠躬~」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveCah4MS9U
『?』46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqvxxP2JSK
「瑪醫，這不是相聲...」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeADivrJDj6
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了，儘管這不是相聲46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2tw17jbB4
「疑?不是嗎?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1HZbYnSqJ
「不是」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9RP3WMhX7
白衣男子左右一瞥，看這布滿紅春聯的臺子，並不認同鬼邪業的話46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJy5FBpJ3u
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnoWc4bwG3
「不...」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6f4L1BMCD
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIKPo7zH6h
『??』46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZdxVMOIxw
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書，很明顯還有些泛黃46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCa48qILW1
「那是從哪裡來的?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJErjIeRKL
「我袖子裡呀」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcwEVlE0He
「不...誰給你的?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ydHbbMPvy
「瑪玲呀」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5tqSD3dna
「放多久了?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIRzAS0g54
「嗯...」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSCvibDpY4
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧，似真一副認真研究的模樣46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdanFC404Mf
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgvWCtNbSC
「喔...等等，當時還沒有"紙"吧...」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsDiTcdQeU
「沒嗎?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HsLeCqqQZ
「沒吧」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NKqpILosl
...46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iECQyaU4S
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBjClUTN3O
「不知」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZczacu5qD0
「元朝3000年」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWG5xbCsy78
「元朝?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuqNUAQzny
「是的」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB6VmovnD0
「瑪醫，你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcOUJAHmAl
「為何?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrASOAbGVx
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6YkAk8EQT
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝，你又可知我說的是何者?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5geKIERACb
『?』46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T9BGnFiDv
「是地獄元年的名稱，被稱為"元朝"」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8nJ2Lmf7e
...46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPkl3lLMXQ
乎有冷風從旁吹來，儘管夢中沒有風，鬼邪業感知不到"溫度"，但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk5cC691PJ
「瑪醫，作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZSqzO0Dzv
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfHDk5s3UR
「可」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnCtyidJh1
......46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gXFDFl5pt
「不是，瑪醫，說話呀!」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPeT7LHKrE
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOhsRL6diU
「為何?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydCHb9gyYg
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀，我就是個傻白甜」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohT2QLeTiO
「誰說的?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYtTwpV9xV
「哪一句?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttSXEwcCpi
「後面那句」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ9Hh4oBMi
「嗯...一些"人"」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QleSr7Veo
「我去宰了他」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIp287piH7
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻，不過他還是會去解決那些人，就算再傻，也只有他能這麼想!46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fAUcxr9XB
「好，帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirfXThWQiJ
『?』46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsoGwSw3de
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblkvb2nro9
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般，雖然不太懂，不過我不喜歡」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6bmwLcgpC
...46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZucY0sScX0
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG6yY3nYja
...瑪醫，你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdvAzbKqcB
「瑪醫，你原本就很好了」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4eY194Ksc
「是嗎?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bK2LoheiE
「是」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUJ9yHsHbU
「瑪醫，你可信我?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqAGsCv6tx
「當然，不過...什麼?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4FOCqWr0B
「你信不信就算我不說話，你也能講完?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1x0lFqGvg
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV5Ul5jm9j
「沒辦法，作者說拖太久了」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4seMZn14jF
「诶?」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta2FBoQW7u
「邪業?邪業!」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcJljPZFbi
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁，獨留鬼瑪醫在台上，也不知去哪裡了，唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFNTYPsrYS
「啊...不見了呢」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsVUwcZjJ9
「不過沒關係，廢話了許久，也該是要結束了」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hyipYQYYS
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託，向大家到聲恭喜的」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn6cWwprsT
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂，不過作者很懶，都過了快四個月，還沒打完」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT03dGr5uh
「現在過年，只好先來這邊了」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHZxQtBnFp
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布，那便先祝福各位了」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomrSK5Ijhn
「願大家能夠和家人團圓，不一定要吃年夜飯，但一定要能見個面」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYVUpoOIfN
「若是遠在外地，也請告訴家人朋友，祝他們新年快樂」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4mMUoJ6gk
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始，也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXawARvKvHC
拍手聲從角落響起，換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來，停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBogkaVe58I
一個響指，鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigKeBUqqVR
「邪業呀，沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8eOMdnOU4
「無妨，反正我不是人」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuG4m5Are2
「罷了，邪業，來祝大家新年吧」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHrz50zmT6
左右抱拳，面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mhJ43Qhjt
「鬼瑪醫」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDyjEzztJ0
「鬼邪業」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOA2UcQZjn
【祝大家新年快樂，兔年行大運!】46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSngBTyTndA
「下台一鞠躬~」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ru6C01iKC
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
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