一左一右，一黑一白，容貌相似的兩位男子，出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeVQ4vVyeC
「鬼瑪醫」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEFYZuGEK5
「鬼邪業」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknsEPm0pPw
「上台一鞠躬~」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTQaItSTOm
『?』71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt0XZAQA53
「瑪醫，這不是相聲...」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaGUzXgBtP
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了，儘管這不是相聲71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV2NhJfKhY
「疑?不是嗎?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19izom6kf7
「不是」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9hD3ZNgiX
白衣男子左右一瞥，看這布滿紅春聯的臺子，並不認同鬼邪業的話71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxiq7Z7u8G
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTidR3ZEcj8
「不...」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aD1VqVWbx
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrATh36UWyC
『??』71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5E1kEICG3
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書，很明顯還有些泛黃71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGGOcZ96vU
「那是從哪裡來的?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjXvj6R2i8
「我袖子裡呀」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPCUVsdJPs
「不...誰給你的?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiQq8DarA0
「瑪玲呀」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44wGrBd2D3
「放多久了?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdLMqHSMsF
「嗯...」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DiMiOiZGV
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧，似真一副認真研究的模樣71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84aCwrgqNW
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp3YFKLQk4
「喔...等等，當時還沒有"紙"吧...」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUg0rBAbeq
「沒嗎?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqO5fqOAI4
「沒吧」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0rGTMXLq7
...71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rsIbV48bX
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5krSILjpgc
「不知」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAfC0vSAeU
「元朝3000年」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxUTjxAOGS
「元朝?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZclnDF3PIW
「是的」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XpRmIURtz
「瑪醫，你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJUNJpfd5t
「為何?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeSvC4MCkF
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUuDDNr6q6
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝，你又可知我說的是何者?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr1XnaJzFt
『?』71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMNU1kXQ8E
「是地獄元年的名稱，被稱為"元朝"」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UaXGZSXhc
...71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYQvr8TrL4
乎有冷風從旁吹來，儘管夢中沒有風，鬼邪業感知不到"溫度"，但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDvuJ4NBEz
「瑪醫，作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwZQBGgmnB
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuZRGWMNi9
「可」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2pJwPpT2B
......71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWyVgmpmZn
「不是，瑪醫，說話呀!」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIwHdnzwey
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrbNhok4AV
「為何?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyV30G3evj
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀，我就是個傻白甜」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyH9fDU6Um
「誰說的?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2kPBbTS3d
「哪一句?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCtvugcGfv
「後面那句」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpcvaYXne0
「嗯...一些"人"」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTlap3DzUW
「我去宰了他」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzg8JptIhj
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻，不過他還是會去解決那些人，就算再傻，也只有他能這麼想!71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB6KcOsHAO
「好，帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv09WYmeNkX
『?』71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67ShhAZAts
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BARJCQSYb
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般，雖然不太懂，不過我不喜歡」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlopxR8XqDZ
...71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBcvsPyZ0x
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqHqGebZnt
...瑪醫，你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl61Apkf1u
「瑪醫，你原本就很好了」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvDeDOZ5Kt
「是嗎?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3TOU2EcyU
「是」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc7O5qGFeG
「瑪醫，你可信我?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvqHLRpVJv
「當然，不過...什麼?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTHe7WuTjY
「你信不信就算我不說話，你也能講完?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgTUhk9CE0
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYdO8u2iyZ
「沒辦法，作者說拖太久了」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU2Q0w5V5Y
「诶?」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWYAUdOyhA
「邪業?邪業!」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvImJMehUk
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁，獨留鬼瑪醫在台上，也不知去哪裡了，唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2K1w6jLeP
「啊...不見了呢」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmfPG2QYqh
「不過沒關係，廢話了許久，也該是要結束了」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIqloCOOvS
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託，向大家到聲恭喜的」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv0Tu7QO2g
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂，不過作者很懶，都過了快四個月，還沒打完」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ9BCPOdVV
「現在過年，只好先來這邊了」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyCTTzvEz0
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布，那便先祝福各位了」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BYr8gbU0M
「願大家能夠和家人團圓，不一定要吃年夜飯，但一定要能見個面」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBaxioHrS4
「若是遠在外地，也請告訴家人朋友，祝他們新年快樂」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04JIB7qRZF
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始，也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBPLDTWFyO
拍手聲從角落響起，換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來，停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KADnYGUdN
一個響指，鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib5B52Sg7x
「邪業呀，沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSmT9Sd0v0
「無妨，反正我不是人」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgQQmopHJI
「罷了，邪業，來祝大家新年吧」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSeSdtVVE5
左右抱拳，面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OiQx6JkcT
「鬼瑪醫」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnEPLyj2D2
「鬼邪業」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPnqgAaGGX
【祝大家新年快樂，兔年行大運!】71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFdF7PWKTw
「下台一鞠躬~」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsDoiOMhYB
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaBKDbEQLm
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