一左一右，一黑一白，容貌相似的兩位男子，出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyWQhcwbIh
「鬼瑪醫」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzauNvkyw4
「鬼邪業」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNl0UrygAy
「上台一鞠躬~」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzroHIVhcZ
『?』79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOd6vD6xab
「瑪醫，這不是相聲...」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3WDR737Ar
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了，儘管這不是相聲79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3V1iPKkk6
「疑?不是嗎?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJSbZsrvaQ
「不是」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNhDQ1unXH
白衣男子左右一瞥，看這布滿紅春聯的臺子，並不認同鬼邪業的話79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4owSwDlO5c
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTmC2Oe9S7
「不...」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWZXPFi0qX
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq8regKl7C
『??』79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRko3LJvPB
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書，很明顯還有些泛黃79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuwslUX5ej
「那是從哪裡來的?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr829k4jj9
「我袖子裡呀」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvXHEGVqmp
「不...誰給你的?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG4kGwYOpu
「瑪玲呀」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fIcsf5Ikn
「放多久了?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDXSlyoCXD
「嗯...」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EFuCozMxC
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧，似真一副認真研究的模樣79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErMOxANm40
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkuKHdK7mU
「喔...等等，當時還沒有"紙"吧...」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SKIwCDgpZ
「沒嗎?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjB8l6ZUXG
「沒吧」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL989vABbA1
...79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL16Zn45ek3
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN2kSFwSf0
「不知」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEfKdQuAbK
「元朝3000年」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbUeyaZlHO
「元朝?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOEnnT4Tg3
「是的」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5u1FJ0o9t
「瑪醫，你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0AaP52gAF
「為何?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhxbN548hi
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3KRZ6snJM
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝，你又可知我說的是何者?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFTHKXzl2l
『?』79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq8Mv5baH4
「是地獄元年的名稱，被稱為"元朝"」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFqWd0FuIN
...79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb8p27UGn4
乎有冷風從旁吹來，儘管夢中沒有風，鬼邪業感知不到"溫度"，但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B707hqUDD
「瑪醫，作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY7jfN9BDj
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIhfXITIFy
「可」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1aQqrbMip
......79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPVL0Aiszu
「不是，瑪醫，說話呀!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO8JlNXPuE
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLbXCsdMyw
「為何?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSps2YDKBX
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀，我就是個傻白甜」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj1MXza04A
「誰說的?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6KVPCaKIy
「哪一句?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRx0pBm2mL
「後面那句」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7naWnSOYu
「嗯...一些"人"」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNvmvRzgG1
「我去宰了他」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4z7T0wtrK
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻，不過他還是會去解決那些人，就算再傻，也只有他能這麼想!79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGUm5ZmJgX
「好，帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo0y8VMjMt
『?』79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GSDux1yIH
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1kNM7AYcc
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般，雖然不太懂，不過我不喜歡」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWffmw2bsUt
...79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVPHQjvSwo
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRp928iALj
...瑪醫，你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EOpxmEq1W
「瑪醫，你原本就很好了」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wg4Si5iwh
「是嗎?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SYFqy4X8h
「是」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eTdpXHroV
「瑪醫，你可信我?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeyOJgUgba
「當然，不過...什麼?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmSZ5bWo53
「你信不信就算我不說話，你也能講完?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9olJlvekc
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4ZM31ZnfP
「沒辦法，作者說拖太久了」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq8UgjL5Ek
「诶?」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagmAG9QGvh
「邪業?邪業!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprNeLVopWd
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁，獨留鬼瑪醫在台上，也不知去哪裡了，唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1zO7cPlsU
「啊...不見了呢」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyxUq2NA7o
「不過沒關係，廢話了許久，也該是要結束了」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMG6otXvaH
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託，向大家到聲恭喜的」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPRmv5HNTw
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂，不過作者很懶，都過了快四個月，還沒打完」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qegGWmBLC
「現在過年，只好先來這邊了」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsruG3nmgr
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布，那便先祝福各位了」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI9ww5HrLv
「願大家能夠和家人團圓，不一定要吃年夜飯，但一定要能見個面」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJxirruJ6D
「若是遠在外地，也請告訴家人朋友，祝他們新年快樂」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlX7rLeiEX
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始，也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3TP78rS9K
拍手聲從角落響起，換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來，停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTMJYPouXK
一個響指，鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31qlaKLFkK
「邪業呀，沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKfDd3a76r
「無妨，反正我不是人」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPdztDPGBM
「罷了，邪業，來祝大家新年吧」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNPmRL1hWW
左右抱拳，面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVcaPtOUI3
「鬼瑪醫」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRfk1qsbvy
「鬼邪業」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rBldyDasL
【祝大家新年快樂，兔年行大運!】79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIETjyTB1O
「下台一鞠躬~」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69v3HAvzUP
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
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