一左一右,一黑一白,容貌相似的兩位男子,出現在這喜氣洋洋的夢裡...31Please respect copyright.PENANAOaj95IDoQT
「鬼瑪醫」31Please respect copyright.PENANAOAAVl6O486
「鬼邪業」31Please respect copyright.PENANAssQ6CqDNoL
「上台一鞠躬~」31Please respect copyright.PENANA1IW0AyWL3a
『?』31Please respect copyright.PENANAqolMPOof9J
「瑪醫,這不是相聲...」31Please respect copyright.PENANAZHHWVC6uTv
黑衣男子率先在開場完後開口了,儘管這不是相聲31Please respect copyright.PENANACETPZyaVPv
「疑?不是嗎?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAYKvOkivcnV
「不是」31Please respect copyright.PENANA3bxvr1o6Ah
白衣男子左右一瞥,看這布滿紅春聯的臺子,並不認同鬼邪業的話31Please respect copyright.PENANAzvyjLflRYG
「可這台子不就是給相聲用的嗎?」31Please respect copyright.PENANApfILtzMMTr
「不...」31Please respect copyright.PENANAeiyrcgPzPb
「可...我都拿到劇本了...」31Please respect copyright.PENANAze8IzSQP85
『??』31Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ua0KvJzO5
鬼瑪醫從袖子裡抽出一卷書,很明顯還有些泛黃31Please respect copyright.PENANAugWUgi88mu
「那是從哪裡來的?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAKZi2AS4Lqq
「我袖子裡呀」31Please respect copyright.PENANArUs7a88i5K
「不...誰給你的?」31Please respect copyright.PENANA98N4cO2Alq
「瑪玲呀」31Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2H1heToBt
「放多久了?」31Please respect copyright.PENANA7cAOWgnJb6
「嗯...」31Please respect copyright.PENANA3QyWUZ219o
鬼瑪醫拿起"書"左看看、右瞧瞧,似真一副認真研究的模樣31Please respect copyright.PENANAD3f2ubfJ4O
「嗯...大約...公元3000年前吧!」31Please respect copyright.PENANA32p0Korwqd
「喔...等等,當時還沒有"紙"吧...」31Please respect copyright.PENANA6mAlUNTO0s
「沒嗎?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAHn5BjgCXZE
「沒吧」31Please respect copyright.PENANAGL4wZsYoc1
...31Please respect copyright.PENANAq5epsIAiHH
「邪業知道我說的是哪個時候嗎?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAuMgjSoD0Sz
「不知」31Please respect copyright.PENANATfI9MpYheV
「元朝3000年」31Please respect copyright.PENANANAbOITy920
「元朝?」31Please respect copyright.PENANA2qvqEmri3B
「是的」31Please respect copyright.PENANAwDgfp0P5B1
「瑪醫,你在人間歷史肯定會被當掉」31Please respect copyright.PENANAvYWSQGaFP1
「為何?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAHiOrLHYo0V
「就算我不會去讀書也知道元朝沒那麼長」31Please respect copyright.PENANAe8Ad5I38Fe
「邪業...此元朝非彼元朝,你又可知我說的是何者?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAHXEXfyC9yX
『?』31Please respect copyright.PENANAddGqqnMLxs
「是地獄元年的名稱,被稱為"元朝"」31Please respect copyright.PENANAfRmqiGyoaq
...31Please respect copyright.PENANAGncMvHsFG3
乎有冷風從旁吹來,儘管夢中沒有風,鬼邪業感知不到"溫度",但鬼邪業還是覺得有些許涼意31Please respect copyright.PENANAZxWg2JZVgr
「瑪醫,作者型的冷笑話一般人聽不懂的」31Please respect copyright.PENANAwYDPNwM6nj
「好吧...那不如換個話題吧!」31Please respect copyright.PENANAonzspPvIQc
「可」31Please respect copyright.PENANA7JCnUIT6rA
......31Please respect copyright.PENANAarpzsCuWMQ
「不是,瑪醫,說話呀!」31Please respect copyright.PENANAcuh5LZbvyZ
「不是邪業要先開始嗎?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAcLa1hJLIdg
「為何?」31Please respect copyright.PENANASK6DKhEG8y
「因為大家都說你很可愛呀,我就是個傻白甜」31Please respect copyright.PENANA6ok5S6NhVf
「誰說的?」31Please respect copyright.PENANA6OTCBjJPFb
「哪一句?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAJEwjakkBrA
「後面那句」31Please respect copyright.PENANAsbSvQYvt4v
「嗯...一些"人"」31Please respect copyright.PENANAfKRDhykqV0
「我去宰了他」31Please respect copyright.PENANAfEWo54u17S
雖然邪業也認為鬼瑪醫有點傻,不過他還是會去解決那些人,就算再傻,也只有他能這麼想!31Please respect copyright.PENANAIIIPxpOCWr
「好,帶上這瓶硫酸去吧」31Please respect copyright.PENANAe6bDP2Kyt6
『?』31Please respect copyright.PENANASgqc2Qn9xq
「瑪醫!你OOC了!你怎麼了?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAcdaRAHFzBo
「因為有人說我就如黑心的白蓮花一般,雖然不太懂,不過我不喜歡」31Please respect copyright.PENANAwuUYn0n61c
...31Please respect copyright.PENANAa5WURdyFdh
「所以想試試看這樣會如何?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAmEdbRnFeSe
...瑪醫,你這就是真的黑心白蓮了啊...31Please respect copyright.PENANAuLUh9MHIVW
「瑪醫,你原本就很好了」31Please respect copyright.PENANAWuzhyEtOqD
「是嗎?」31Please respect copyright.PENANA6WVpNXSmSc
「是」31Please respect copyright.PENANAYdc6as7e2T
「瑪醫,你可信我?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAEwgo3DGARM
「當然,不過...什麼?」31Please respect copyright.PENANA551kMf4Vzj
「你信不信就算我不說話,你也能講完?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAPT4fQhbI9Q
「怎麼就直接換話題了?」31Please respect copyright.PENANANwaO0MNt7f
「沒辦法,作者說拖太久了」31Please respect copyright.PENANAuNmVLm7OmM
「诶?」31Please respect copyright.PENANAYLfcGhX1zo
「邪業?邪業!」31Please respect copyright.PENANApOzMCAxkWX
一轉眼鬼邪業已消失在一旁,獨留鬼瑪醫在台上,也不知去哪裡了,唯一能確定的是他還在這夢境之中31Please respect copyright.PENANADdpwZe9Jsd
「啊...不見了呢」31Please respect copyright.PENANAgEYgAJWz8m
「不過沒關係,廢話了許久,也該是要結束了」31Please respect copyright.PENANAxRNJqV8p2t
「今日在這裡其實是受到作者委託,向大家到聲恭喜的」31Please respect copyright.PENANA9BZ9Xgg9lS
「之前也有向作者的朋友祝他生日快樂,不過作者很懶,都過了快四個月,還沒打完」31Please respect copyright.PENANAQyhppPLbni
「現在過年,只好先來這邊了」31Please respect copyright.PENANAnsaX9z0TRb
「反正作者一定會在奇怪的時間發布,那便先祝福各位了」31Please respect copyright.PENANAL0BngIa5rP
「願大家能夠和家人團圓,不一定要吃年夜飯,但一定要能見個面」31Please respect copyright.PENANAz13udHggQp
「若是遠在外地,也請告訴家人朋友,祝他們新年快樂」31Please respect copyright.PENANAo8iFiWHeuY
「願新的一年能有新的好的開始,也願快結束的一年不要留下遺憾」31Please respect copyright.PENANA19u8I1IP0y
拍手聲從角落響起,換成紅衣的鬼邪業走了出來,停在離鬼瑪依約三步距離31Please respect copyright.PENANA9NRz5PsCKL
一個響指,鬼瑪醫身上的衣服也瞬間成了紅色31Please respect copyright.PENANA0Nam0MwCX2
「邪業呀,沒有人像你這樣還沒說完就拍手的」31Please respect copyright.PENANACS2bJKacss
「無妨,反正我不是人」31Please respect copyright.PENANAvvCh5dbYkM
「罷了,邪業,來祝大家新年吧」31Please respect copyright.PENANAush5yxxOm5
左右抱拳,面向著看不見盡頭的前方祝福31Please respect copyright.PENANAUiKNzCEaML
「鬼瑪醫」31Please respect copyright.PENANAx1CjZ67Xgp
「鬼邪業」31Please respect copyright.PENANAx5OVaBrz6b
【祝大家新年快樂,兔年行大運!】31Please respect copyright.PENANAs2myR99Frx
「下台一鞠躬~」31Please respect copyright.PENANAa3zo5VeopX
「瑪醫!這不是相聲呀!」
31Please respect copyright.PENANASf80W01udt
*AI繪圖,手日常的不正常
作者:原本想弄新年賀圖,但看起來像聖誕節
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