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城隍分舵的教練是個年近50歲的中坑,留二撇雞鬚,梳個蛋撻頭,經常都有個男裝手提包夾在腋下(當年夾在腋下的男裝手提包,近年在韓流文化吹捧下又再翻生,只能說潮流嘅嘢我真係識條鐵咩),可說是其貌不揚,甚至有點猥瑣,典型的「表叔」外表和裝扮,可是他身形魁梧(比我還高少許),走路時挺胸收腹,自有一股氣勢;他以前是國內省一級運動員,後來好像入不了國家隊,輾轉來了香港,自己開貿易公司(我們懷疑是走水貨返大陸的),晚上幫泳會做教練。176Please respect copyright.PENANA6yrFO44MDl
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說起教練這種角色,大家自然會想到「魔鬼教練」的形象,嚴肅、嚴厲、又嚴格,但我們的教練阿直(潮汕話「阿叔」的意思)絕對是非常教練,為人玩世不恭,達到瘋癲程度,對我們這些學生都口沒遮攔,最喜歡挑機:「喂,死肥柒,你今日擔泥呀,行路拐吓拐吓噉,夠唔夠膽一陣賭支汽水?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAwHJ3lwSxMD
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我們當然也不是省油的燈,你不拘小節時,我們自然無大無細:「你鹵味死老坑(有時叫死老嘢,那時候還未有廢中廢老這些稱呼的,否則一定毫不猶豫的給他冠名),我使驚你?我畀夠兩支晒你個仆街冷!」唉~你話點會有女校生來練水呢?一陣係人都叫肥花、豬排,又粗口橫飛就死隱得啦。由於他的放任領導,我們城隍分舵是泳壇中有名的粗口會,其他泳會的教練聽到我們出現都會皺眉。176Please respect copyright.PENANAyhgdkn7ozg
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《我老婆唔係我女朋友》【那些年/學界比賽/真人】 第四章至六章
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