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我楝在門口一邊震,一邊聽肥直說:「嗱記住,一陣介紹嘅時候,我係黃教練(我搭嘴:你?黃教練?😅)唔好笑呀,你係陪練員,嗰兩條線係私人租嘅,聽講話有個後生仔好有潛質,佢伯爺唔知喺邊度搵到我以前個教練(我搭嘴:你個教練?),係呀,以前大陸個省隊教練,都退咗休嘞,佢特登喺大陸打電話嚟我屋企,叫我幫手指導吓個後生仔喎,噉我咪順手拉埋你嚟囉,你要練爆炸力吖嘛,嗱我買一送一,反正你做陪練員合情合理,我又順便一雞兩味。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAEnvJ7UfMeQ
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他續說:「你諗吓嗰個大頭好臉(潮汕話愛面子)咁著緊招呼呢個後生,我幫佢哋入紙租線撻佢伯爺個朵,總會同泳池辦問都唔問就租畀佢,所以佢伯爺應該有啲背景嘅,一陣唔該你醒定啲,咪失禮人呀。」原來如此,肥直一直有記掛住著我的事。145Please respect copyright.PENANAuHG7gjgyVb
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我不禁有點奇怪:「噉點解我有半個鐘自己霸晒兩條線嘅?」145Please respect copyright.PENANA44SRkLtCKJ
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「唏,偷雞㗎咋,佢租線係6至7點,反正6點前唔會有其他人用㗎啦,我哋提早嚟用,啲管理員理隱得你啫。」肥直理直氣壯,中氣十足的說出來。145Please respect copyright.PENANA2dKwZxZF3V
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「阿直,一陣係咪唔好講粗口好啲?」我突然醒起應該稍為收歛一點。145Please respect copyright.PENANAjlXu4h64CF
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講粗口就如和尚寺中學的鄉下話,再加上在「粗口會」的深造,我輩畢業生在日常應用當中,各種詞彙、語境、意形、修辭技巧都可說是達到宗師級數,再者我們以前的中文科老師,可能因為大家清一色是「公」的關係,教學氣氛比較豪邁,也樂於在正課之餘跟我們討論這種「次文化」,也多得那時候未有直播、錄音甚至篤灰文化,使老師們能夠無後顧之憂,給我們講授多點另類知識。 145Please respect copyright.PENANAD4jqpiwqAn
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《我老婆唔係我女朋友》【那些年/學界比賽/真人】 第四章至六章
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【第五章】 明日之星的陪練員(1)
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