好啦,俾班廚房佬開大咪宣傳一下,幾乎半間【建橋】都知道吹水系肥仁要減肥了,連帶其他學系的同學見我行過都竊竊私語。每次去Canteen放飯時,大家都非常齊心的「支持」我,唔知點解嗰陣子特別多人「想」請我食飯,跟住又因為我乜都唔食得而「被迫」放棄,話唔好影響我的作戰大計,繼而影響學校成績,理由相當大義凜然,連表情動作都表現出萬分惋惜和遺憾。297Please respect copyright.PENANAsg3HuudKRM
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平日上課時大家都有分享零食的習慣,往往由前後左右每行座位的傳來傳去,現在傳到我時,大家會自動波的跳過,馬飛之流更會大聲告警:「喂各位,阿仁係唔可以食零食㗎,大家合作吓唔好引佢。」除了本系科友外,最經典的是有一次,連TA(助教)也在Tutorial時問:「你哋係咪有一位叫阿仁嘅同學正在減肥?」我登時想搵窿捐。297Please respect copyright.PENANAQlFTyfymEy
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我曾經抗議這樣會營養不良,條肥鬼仲反過來譏諷我,就是營養太過豐富。「想食沙牛麵呀?得嘅,嗱,你叫咗碗麵放喺面前,好似啲鬼噉,聞度氣啦。」搞到我即時想隊冧佢。後來佢再講返以前喺大陸時,有句形容運動員的順口溜,「起得比雞早,吃得比豬差,跑得比馬快」。我而家就真係吃得比豬差,要游得比馬快了,天啊!難怪無人願意做本地的全職運動員了。(這句大陸的順口溜以前是形容運動員的,只是近年被濫用了。)297Please respect copyright.PENANAjahLZhAfmP
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《我老婆唔係我女朋友》【那些年/學界比賽/真人】 第四章至六章
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