「嗯,阿兄都操得你哋幾乖,算不幸中之大幸嘞,飲酒係會降低爆發力、肌耐力、心肺功能,最終影響速度。而食煙更加係競泳比賽嘅大忌,對心肺耐力影響非常大,你嘅心肺就係你副偈,肺同氣管被污染,就無辦法輸出最佳功率,呼吸嘅協調能力受阻礙,即係點樣踩油架車都谷唔起,間接都影響咗負重的頻率。嘿,明唔明呀?架車谷盡都轉唔到波呀,啲死人巴士上斜蟻躝噉呢,聽到副偈谷到就嚟爆,但又硬係永遠轉唔上二波。」又是這些似是而非的理論,不過和以前老坑直的告誡都是同出一轍的,反正繼續唔煙唔酒就收佢皮了。195Please respect copyright.PENANAbVUT4y5Dls
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肥直要求我翌日就開始勵行減肥計劃,古有奧運金牌得主「珊潺」,今有廢青的新花名叫「菜潺」(係呀,食家蔡生的日本名,但人哋就食好西囉)。195Please respect copyright.PENANAOEOQCektdz
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減肥餐是噉的,早餐只能吃齋多士(最多兩片),飲品必須要戒奶和糖,午飯和晚飯能吃無油的烚菜,份量不限,加白飯半碗,晚餐可以追加大半碗湯渣瘦肉,必須要戒口,例如餐蛋麵、沙牛麵、炸雞髀、掃街小食和甜飲品等一律禁止入口,零食、雪糕等更是違禁品,在當年未流行營養學的年代,這是肥直自己研製的土炮減肥餐。195Please respect copyright.PENANAGYDpyHD79T
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《我老婆唔係我女朋友》【那些年/學界比賽/真人】 第四章至六章
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【第四章】 菜潺的減壽日常(2)
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