年獸一進門,所有圍爐的人便都看著他笑,有的叫道:「年獸,你腿上又添上新炮灰了!」他不回答,對櫃裡說:「備兩帖藥,要一捆OK繃。」便排出九副春聯。他們又故意地高聲嚷道:「你一定又偷了人家的對聯了!」年獸睜大眼睛說:「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白......」「什麼清白?我前天親眼見你撕了何家的聯,吊著炸。」年獸便漲紅了臉,額上的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道:「撕聯不能算偷......撕聯!......年獸的事,能算偷嗎?」接連便是難懂的話,什麼「新年快樂」,什麼「紅包」之類,引得眾人都鬨笑起來,店內外充滿了快活的空氣。
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【2022農曆新年創挑】幻想.年獸
Published:
Jan 23, 2022
ENTRY #15
孔年獸
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Jan 23, 2022
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