「深海桑……妳一定要進去嗎?」509Please respect copyright.PENANAGGezog1oMA
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澤田綱吉哭喪著一張臉,看著眼前始終沒有停頓過、步伐保持著均等距離等速前進的灰髮少女,「不,應該說……我一定要跟著進去嗎……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAPgwzY1KB8v
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──所以說,到底為什麼他要跟著深海桑一起拜訪黑曜樂園!明明第一次「拜訪」他就要被骸還有他一堆奇形怪狀的夥伴嚇尿了好麼?!!509Please respect copyright.PENANAjIPfZnoHJg
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「……抱歉了,澤田。」聽到對方那可憐兮兮的問句,深海光流終究沒忍住,轉頭道歉,「不過你也聽到Reborn的話了……身為Boss也要多關心部下的日常生活……什麼的。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAlzHcA82oXZ
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雖然覺得這話就是扯淡,深海光流跟澤田綱吉卻都明白,R魔王的意志不是他們這些凡人可以忤逆的,被欽點只能自認倒楣了。509Please respect copyright.PENANALusldEFGAG
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「我想比起分開去,我們一起去會省事很多……至少伴手禮準備一次就好了。」所幸,深海光流覺得還是有方便之處的;這麼一說,就連澤田綱吉都稍微安慰了一點。509Please respect copyright.PENANANvNClBpolj
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……個頭。509Please respect copyright.PENANAHWHngwhn9D
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──這跟伴手禮才沒有關係好嘛?!深海桑妳才是,給我搞清楚重點啊,還能不能好好結伴出行了!509Please respect copyright.PENANAO3lALvvvz7
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澤田綱吉覺得有點心累,可他們現在才到黑曜樂園的外邊,根本還沒踏入大門──而且也不知道骸有沒有聽他的勸,好好打理一下黑曜樂園……不然原本那陰森森亂糟糟破破爛爛的地方根本可以評為史上最糟糕養病地點了喂。509Please respect copyright.PENANAsz2cnw3Ppj
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「就是這裡了對吧,外表看起來有點像是廢墟……不過六道應該不至於這麼不靠譜,讓女孩子真的住廢墟吧?」509Please respect copyright.PENANAlsMClyOs53
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灰髮少女這麼說以後,平靜的眼神掃了一遍因為土石流被搗毀的建築,以及一地亂糟糟的沙石,慢條斯理地拿出一本筆記本,在上面寫了些字,活像工作中的環評委員。509Please respect copyright.PENANA3U1Ae0ZWYa
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……一旁看著的澤田綱吉實在不忍心說不只是外表,裡面也是廢墟好嗎!裡裡外外完完全全就!是!廢!墟!!509Please respect copyright.PENANA1zPGl87hmO
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「……好,我們繼續前進吧,澤田。」闔上了手中的本子,深海光流朝澤田少年頷首示意,同時拖起了她隨身帶著的行李箱──據說裡面放的都是伴手禮──繞過障礙物,繼續前進。509Please respect copyright.PENANA0VANtiFaWm
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「很遺憾,我是不會讓你們再前進一步的。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAUIOIX5CZ10
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──出聲阻止兩人、並且在他們面前出現的,是一名手拿單簧管的漂亮女孩;女孩有一頭亮麗的豔紅短髮,前額的頭髮用「M」字型的髮夾夾住,臉上的表情透露出一股自視甚高的傲氣與不屑。509Please respect copyright.PENANAP1xfGWdHXb
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澤田綱吉不由得露出了驚恐的表情,頭一回來到黑曜樂園的悲慘經歷被強制喚起,這女孩是誰,他自然是知道的。509Please respect copyright.PENANAgnnKVt3Bhp
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她、這個女生不就是──509Please respect copyright.PENANApTQ5EBnmHO
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「……請問,妳是哪位呢?」然後澤田綱吉就聽到了深海光流禮貌的詢問聲。509Please respect copyright.PENANA63tGdFv8h6
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──是M.M啊!她分明是當初被碧昂琪的有毒料理藥倒了的虛榮女孩……那個使用樂器把人體煮沸的恐怖女生!509Please respect copyright.PENANAN5NJNNk2In
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澤田綱吉在心中這麼吶喊著,但這些經歷深海光流自然是不可能清楚的──並且他也不是很習慣隨便挖人黑歷史,骸現在好歹算是他們的夥伴……但為什麼那個迷戀骸的M.M會在這裡阻擋他們的路啊啊?!509Please respect copyright.PENANA2N63hs0rf1
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「哼……連情敵也不認得,果然是個低端的女人……難怪阿骸他要我把妳攔下來。」509Please respect copyright.PENANATKmPCPgrIu
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M.M冷哼一聲,說出的話讓澤田綱吉張大嘴巴、深海光流……她還是面無表情,「快滾吧,要跟阿骸這樣的高富帥交往的人是我……像妳這種毫無女人味的搓衣板,就跟妳旁邊那個低格調的窮挫矮黑手黨相親相愛去吧!」509Please respect copyright.PENANAuGtetpvnhF
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「……」真是對不起喔。反正他就是窮挫矮的廢柴綱啦,一點也沒有骸那個中二病高端大氣上檔次行了吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANAjGG2JwFpqZ
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──躺著也莫名其妙遭到暴擊的澤田綱吉不禁淚流滿面。509Please respect copyright.PENANAq0tWOs07an
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「啊……原來是正在追求六道的M.M小姐。」這邊的深海光流卻在莫名其妙的地方恍然大悟了,接著十分有禮貌地頷首打招呼,「我是深海光流,初次見面你好,不過我不是妳的情敵。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAdUQYv1LWaM
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「然後……雖然有點唐突,但果然還是必須說一下。」深海光流頓了頓,在澤田綱吉充滿希冀的眼光下,語重心長地開口。509Please respect copyright.PENANAM4lD6htTJx
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「雖然說六道的腿比澤田的長,但要交往最重要的不是身高。身心健康的男人,要比長得高但高血壓高血脂高血糖的三高男可以陪伴妳更長的歲月;就這樣看來,心理有點扭曲的六道是不如心理健康的澤田的。」509Please respect copyright.PENANA0rQjsg2D4X
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深海光流一本正經地談起來女孩子們最喜歡聊的擇偶條件……但澤田綱吉怎麼聽都覺得不對勁啊!就算贏過六道骸他也一點也不高興!509Please respect copyright.PENANAKPcJMQYDyL
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因為……這不是說他除了身體心理健康根本沒什麼優點了嗎。509Please respect copyright.PENANAYQjEWXcUWO
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……簡直心塞。509Please respect copyright.PENANALtkfT06WQ3
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「蛤?!妳這沒有品味的女人在說些什麼啊,交往最重要的當然還是錢啊!這一點阿骸可是甩了那邊的窮酸黑手黨幾十條街!」M.M怒氣沖沖地反駁,甚至氣到拿單簧管亂揮,看得澤田綱吉膽戰心驚。509Please respect copyright.PENANAnDhnmtCWWx
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「而且──三高算什麼,真有這樣的事情不是正好嗎,在那之前我就會先簽下巨額的保險金,還會說服他受益人寫我的名字的,我有這個信心!」509Please respect copyright.PENANArDErSarasl
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「……」他剛剛是不是聽到了什麼超級糟糕的假結婚真詐財宣言?509Please respect copyright.PENANA41KtEJuML2
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──骸你快逃!這個女人太恐怖了!!509Please respect copyright.PENANAspVZDcuqey
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「錢有那麼重要嗎……」深海光流不由得皺了皺眉頭,對她這個醫生而言,身體健康就等於萬事如意,錢可買不到健康,窮得只剩下錢的人更是所在多有、見怪不怪。509Please respect copyright.PENANAdBzap6pmLZ
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「當然重要!沒有錢我怎麼買名牌包、名牌衣服啊,做一些辛苦的工作也是為了用力花啊!」M.M滿不在乎地說,而澤田少年想,那些所謂辛苦的工作大概跟搶銀行也沒什麼分別了,「但我自己賺太慢了……果然還是需要阿骸。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAn2XAlJkESr
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「……」509Please respect copyright.PENANACxfxn5tDFD
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聽到這裡的澤田綱吉,真的只想跟他家霧守說一句好自為之──這樣的吸血蟲女孩絕對會把你榨得像是醃蘿蔔乾一樣乾癟的,骸。509Please respect copyright.PENANAPxcI44GaEE
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「自己賺太慢……?」深海光流語氣有點不解,畢竟她沒有什麼購物的習慣,大概不能理解M.M這樣的拜金想法,「恕我冒昧……大概要多少的年收入,才能算得上是賺得快?」509Please respect copyright.PENANA9DMk2ml8bZ
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「哼……至少要趕得上各大名牌每季新品的發售日,還要支付得起到高級遊樂場所的所有花費……所以,大概是這個數吧!」509Please respect copyright.PENANAExcNfeklyi
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接著M.M極其驕傲地報了一串數字,的確是高到讓澤田綱吉頭暈目眩……大概課本上寫得揮金如土大概就是這樣了吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANAuRHWn1coXi
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「喔……」深海光流面不改色,只是微微歪了歪頭思索了一下,然後冷靜地道,「……那,我好像已經趕上了。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAiDGdyOWxrH
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「……咦?」一直以來都在內心吐槽的澤田綱吉總算是忍不住疑惑出聲;他剛剛……是不是聽到了深海桑說什麼?趕上了?509Please respect copyright.PENANA9FmlWaQvfG
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「妳在說什麼啊,什麼妳已經趕上了……」M.M也是一臉莫名其妙,內心暗道這女人該不會是被自己高昂且所費不貲的生活水平給嚇傻了吧?509Please respect copyright.PENANAkF1lfq7uCO
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「我的意思是,我的年收入趕上妳的生活水平了。」深海光流表情不變,又道,甚至貼心地做了更加貼心的說明,「如果要具體化說明,那麼在前年我進行環球治療之旅之前,收支相抵再除掉零頭後,淨收入大概是這樣的……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAQfKgFJxVKl
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深海光流很是誠懇地報了一個數字,也是一串高到嚇死人的天文數字。509Please respect copyright.PENANAvdkSpve7XX
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……如果,真要說兩串天文數字有什麼不同……大概就,是深海光流報出的數字比M.M的後頭多了兩個零吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANAY7i68ON5vs
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「……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAtFtJ5kdX2L
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澤田綱吉不知道該如何表達自己的感覺,於是只能沉默了──論發現自己低調的同學是屌炸天的土豪該擺什麼表情……急!在線等答案!!509Please respect copyright.PENANAclDleMHuog
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「……為什麼……」M.M少女沒有質疑深海光流爆出的那一段有夠玄幻的數字,大概是因為對方看起來一點也不像是唬人的樣子……以深海少女的個性,的確也不會開這種玩笑沒錯,「這種年收入……為什麼……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAmmxkxlnebt
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M.M猛然抬起了頭,紫色的眼中盈滿痛徹心扉的淚珠;就在澤田綱吉猜想這個虛榮女孩可能是對於世事不公而泣訴,哪知她下一句開口的話卻是──509Please respect copyright.PENANAkJtPiYXodA
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「為什麼有這種年收入的妳不是男的啊!明明聽擇偶條件也很簡單,我身體很健康的啊!我有自信可以勝任!!不如說讓我勾引妳吧!!!」509Please respect copyright.PENANAitPlX6r6bS
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「……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAV0ciksASe3
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對於這種真心實意地想著被有錢人包養的少女,澤田綱吉表示他也只能跪著寫個服字。509Please respect copyright.PENANAFpsHplYQJB
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「但我認為物質生活不是重要的,人的錢只要夠用就好了。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAiaLwedWZQQ
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作為曾經的黑手黨神醫的弟子,在裏世界行醫救人從而獲得高額收入的深海光流,用正直得不得了的語氣,理所當然地說道:509Please respect copyright.PENANAhJUg5FAsWA
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「所以除了生活所需以及應急備用金,全部都捐出去了。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAqD5VADxdcU
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──最後M.M是在深海少女不解的眼神下哭奔逃走的。509Please respect copyright.PENANAcOqGlSYuU6
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「她真的有聽明白我想說的嗎?」深海光流喃喃自語,完全沒有自己炫富炫了人家一臉的自覺,「而且也沒跟我說,為什麼我只是來看望庫洛姆,六道還要找她來守門……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAjID0axEz01
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「……」澤田綱吉覺得,M.M大概、肯定、絕對是心疼那些錢……因為他也有點小心疼。509Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4RmzqcdiI
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「可能……M.M誤會骸的意思了?」509Please respect copyright.PENANAtHIktgc2iP
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不過M.M怎麼會在這裡也是個謎,上回派她還是剛認識還想讓他死的時候……所以說,你們到底是把深海桑要來視察環境這件事當成面對什麼樣等級的大敵處理啊喂。509Please respect copyright.PENANAkZjjFwqQ5Y
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一面在心中吐槽著,澤田綱吉還是跟著深海光流繼續向前。509Please respect copyright.PENANAoTxNuMMrCN
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一直到從前黑曜樂園的購物中心以前,都沒有再跳出人來阻撓,讓人不禁鬆了口氣;至少澤田綱吉最不想見到的養鳥人「巴茲」沒有出現,這回六道骸沒像初次見面一樣喪心病狂。509Please respect copyright.PENANANvN56GUHLu
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──不過,一走到了購物中心的大廳,一片斷垣殘壁之中,終於看到人影了。509Please respect copyright.PENANABvaPWYnKUF
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只不過一看到那人的臉,澤田綱吉卻忍不住小小驚呼了一聲──509Please respect copyright.PENANAEsxotZwelA
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「弗蘭?!」509Please respect copyright.PENANAK7kmavqD3y
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「喲──被我家Boss討厭的下一任彭格列Boss。」被叫出名字的面癱小孩癱著臉亂七八糟地朝澤田綱吉打了招呼,可不就是弗蘭?509Please respect copyright.PENANAjS9dAgbeFz
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……澤田綱吉現在只想收回剛剛那句話。509Please respect copyright.PENANAGPwibkPpGG
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──誰說六道骸這次沒那麼喪心病狂的,弗蘭這樣面癱毒舌還使得一手好幻術的孩子都派出來了……骸你不如直說庫洛姆的生活環境到底有多糟糕吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANAsiAiYERbQL
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「當然,還有光姐,貴──安唷。」然而沒等澤田綱吉說什麼,就看頂著一個青蛙頭套的綠髮小孩,突然轉移視線,眼神閃亮地望著他身邊的灰髮少女,語調平板言語卻十分熱切:509Please respect copyright.PENANAtpbbchH5zo
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「光姐大駕光臨讓師父的這個廢墟根據地都蓬蓽生輝了唷,不愧是Me最──崇拜的光姐,Me──好想成為光姐這樣的面癱。」509Please respect copyright.PENANArGDeSox8K7
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澤田綱吉:……他剛剛是不是產生了什麼特別不科學的幻覺?509Please respect copyright.PENANAHVy4KucvYt
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「那個毒舌小鬼崇拜地看著深海桑什麼的……怎麼可能啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAhff1US4pvK
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澤田綱吉忍不住乾笑著自言自語,站在他旁邊的深海少女卻是眼中閃過恍然,對著眼前的綠髮小少年點點頭,「你好,弗蘭。你怎麼在這裡?」509Please respect copyright.PENANACMBfI2dFKb
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「Me跟笨蛋長毛隊長請假,因為師父召喚Me,說光姐要來這裡。」弗蘭出奇乖巧地回答了深海光流的問題,還讓澤田少年猛然意識到,眼前的面癱男孩也是瓦利亞的一員啊!509Please respect copyright.PENANAzeUfglgA9n
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「而且,Me想要請光姐在海報上面簽名,所以就來了。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAtI6WuWMqdf
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澤田綱吉:……臥操,真不是聽錯???509Please respect copyright.PENANA234Tfb7mLf
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澤田綱吉就這麼一臉矇逼地看著弗蘭拿出印有深海光流面癱臉的海報和麥克筆,遞給深海少女簽名……509Please respect copyright.PENANAo95W2p3KQj
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……不,等等,那才不是什麼海報,海報上不會印上懸賞金額還有聯絡電話吧……那哪是什麼海報,明明是懸賞單,就是懸賞單吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANAZzSJTBnoJf
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「……瓦利亞竟然還用了這種東西在追查我的行蹤嗎……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAy907dQxTUr
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深海少女一面低頭簽名,一面感覺自己大概真把瓦利亞那群瘋子給二度逼瘋了,竟然連這種江湖追殺令都拿得出來……她該慶幸她在北意大利的義診地點夠隱秘嗎?509Please respect copyright.PENANAUmQXGiBiNV
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「Me說想要長毛隊長就給我了,還稱讚Me說難得有幹勁工作……難道其實我們的任務是要搶到光姐的簽名嗎?可是Me一點──也不想讓白痴前輩拿到啊。」509Please respect copyright.PENANACyYFZ7daPN
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澤田綱吉覺得,要是史庫瓦羅知道弗蘭能如此理直氣壯地吃裡扒外的話,打死也不可能把這東西當作海報送出去的好嗎?!509Please respect copyright.PENANAgDViO4zixy
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……話說,這本來就不是讓你簽名的周邊,除了你才沒人想要簽名!509Please respect copyright.PENANAKN9SG1r1h0
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「簽好了。」深海光流鎮定地把海報……懸賞單還給眼前的面癱男孩,「對了,我剛剛在大門遇上了M.M,你知道為什麼她要攔住我嗎?」509Please respect copyright.PENANA9wmiymX419
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「感謝光姐──」弗蘭接過後,認真地把它捲成一卷,還拿出繩子綁了起來,「W.W小姐的話──是不請自來的唷。好像是來找師父,聽說今天光姐要來,就想要去找光姐麻煩的樣子。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAkaiHmFCPib
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「原本應該要找人阻止的,但因為光姐要來,狗哥還戰戰兢兢地在洗澡,眼鏡河童等等要幫狗哥剃毛整理儀容;Me覺得讓W.W姐表演一下餘興節目也不錯,可以打發時間。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAlZzL767LTP
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弗蘭歪了歪頭,翠綠色的眼睛亮了亮,「然後就看到了光姐颯爽地打敗了W.W的拜金理論,Me決定──以後連收入都要以光姐為目標!」509Please respect copyright.PENANA5dr85dfYX6
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「……」好吧,澤田綱吉得承認這一點他也很想學習……那串數字實在太吸引人了。509Please respect copyright.PENANAknaoUVLGjE
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「城島跟柿本在處理衛生的問題啊……看來有點長進。」深海光流卻完全無視了後面的話,點點頭又再自己的筆記本上面記了點東西,「等等再去檢查城島身上有沒有蝨子。弗蘭,六道跟庫洛姆在哪裡?」509Please respect copyright.PENANAlrc0QjhdOU
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當澤田綱吉還在震驚自家部下(暫)竟然還能管到黑曜眾毛髮裡面的蝨子的時候,深海光流已經又邁開腳步,而弗蘭也很自覺地走在前面帶路……喂喂這個面癱男孩真的不是專業吃裡扒外一百年嗎?!509Please respect copyright.PENANAfSazWt92Pe
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「不過……骸到底在做什麼呢……」509Please respect copyright.PENANADPhSnNqlg8
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澤田綱吉忍不住嘀咕,不說純粹來亂的M.M與弗蘭,連城島犬跟柿本千種都動員了,看起來應該是很認真的想要營造出黑曜樂園美好的居住環境……可是關鍵的庫洛姆到底去哪裡了?509Please respect copyright.PENANAT9hPfI9w14
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似乎是聽到了澤田少年的低聲呢喃,正要推開眼前緊閉的大門的弗蘭回過頭,一面推門一面面無表情地回答:509Please respect copyright.PENANAHCB02hxmrl
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「啊,師父的話,他可能跟眼罩女在整理房間唷……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAyI55BWQBm8
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話語未完,推開的門扉由縫裡擲來一柄三叉戟,準確地正中弗蘭那顆青蛙頭,隨後一隻纖細蒼白卻節骨分明地手用力握上把柄,把三叉戟尖端又往前捅了捅──509Please respect copyright.PENANALOvJbdcwDp
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「Kufufu……你剛剛說誰在做什麼,弗蘭?」509Please respect copyright.PENANAvpRU4K4dFd
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「……」澤田綱吉覺得自己差點沒尷尬症發。所以三叉戟打斷的那句話他到底是要不要相信。509Please respect copyright.PENANAE69jdreXHh
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「師父──這樣好痛啊,Me反對暴力行為,請住手好嗎。」弗蘭面色不改得嚷道,不知道到底是在求饒還是想激怒他家師父心狠手辣的戳死他個逆徒。509Please respect copyright.PENANAAZUvG2tjwG
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「Me只是實話實說,師父剛剛明明還嫌狗哥掉毛不好拖地才轟他出去──痛痛痛,Me都說請住手了,師父您老才這把年紀就重聽了嗎──」509Please respect copyright.PENANAX3klbxxvMO
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澤田綱吉覺得弗蘭這絕壁是打定主意要作死了,別說是骸已經用三叉戟把自己徒弟給釘在對面牆上……就是他都不忍心再看弗蘭死命揭自己師父底了好麼!?509Please respect copyright.PENANA3dN5bQJPC7
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「Ku、fu、fu……看來改天我需要好好再教你一次什麼是尊師重道……」六道骸咬牙切齒,但盡量不動聲色地做出與平常無異的動作;甚至半晌後,他才裝作發現了一旁乾站著的兩人,「驚訝」出聲:509Please respect copyright.PENANANM7WwWDlKJ
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「喔呀,是彭格列和深海光流,你們已經來到這裡了嗎,速度比我想像的要快呢。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAh2olvacYiw
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「……」所以說來的速度比你整理房間再拖地還快就是了吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANAig8xGOmoNk
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老實說,就算說六道骸聯合庫洛姆跟弗蘭,三個幻術師動用幻術把整個黑曜都幻化成還沒廢棄前的樣子,都比讓澤田綱吉想像自家那個狂霸跩的中二霧守老老實實拖地更實際啊!509Please respect copyright.PENANACnl3YnTBl0
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一瞬間澤田綱吉腦袋裡的思緒紛雜,不斷閃過的關鍵句大概有「六道骸原來你是這樣的六道骸嗎」、「我可能中了很不得了的幻術」、「我的霧守畫風崩了怎麼辦」。509Please respect copyright.PENANAz28TPTGSWA
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偏偏沒等澤田少年或是深海少女做什麼反應,就看到庫洛姆也從門裡跑了出來……手上拿著拖把和水桶。509Please respect copyright.PENANA6M43EHeuY2
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「骸大人,我把那邊的地拖好了……」庫洛姆先是說了這麼一句,實現轉到澤田綱吉與深海光流身上時才吃驚了一下,「光流大人跟Boss……你們這麼快就到了嗎?」509Please respect copyright.PENANAjn65wL6sQA
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「……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAFKm9M1Vncq
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六道骸表情有點僵硬,沒有說話……所以說骸你們果然還整理到一半吧。509Please respect copyright.PENANApVRsbSR9es
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──澤田綱吉在默默心中真相了,只不過實在是不忍心拆臺……於是只得沉默了。509Please respect copyright.PENANAf8Z1N9sWTU
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「……嗯。本來會更快,如果沒有遇上M.M的話。」深海光流此時倒是回應了,大概因為她這次本來就是來拜訪作為舊病人的庫洛姆的509Please respect copyright.PENANAGaz4cFB52f
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「光流大人遇到M.M小姐了嗎?」庫洛姆看起來有些驚訝,接著有些緊張地小聲急問道,「那、那M.M小姐有對光流大人……說什麼、或是做什麼嗎……?」509Please respect copyright.PENANALNsxXSHT3N
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此時庫洛姆想到的是之前到十年後的未來時,自己曾經被M.M甩巴掌的事情;雖然她並不在意自己被打,但如果光流大人被這樣對待,庫洛姆是完全不能接受的。509Please respect copyright.PENANAslzTNYNT21
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因此庫洛姆不免用著充滿憂慮的擔憂目光看著深海少女,只是在場除了她以外,似乎完全沒有人有這樣多餘的擔心。509Please respect copyright.PENANAGdlfsbHx8h
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「……哼,說什麼都無所謂吧?」六道骸首先擺脫了迷之尷尬的狀態,哼了一聲表達自己的看法,「深海光流這女人,大概也只有那張伶牙俐齒的嘴不會輸人了。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAGqzhsXnNuP
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「呃不……與其說是M.M對深海桑做了什麼,不如說是深海桑對M.M做了什麼……」509Please respect copyright.PENANAaQuUe7QwlI
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澤田綱吉不知道該怎麼委婉的說說深海少女裝得那一頓好逼,不過他實在是太贊同六道骸的話了……只是不只是嘴上功夫,就是年收入深海桑也完全不輸人。509Please respect copyright.PENANAVZgWYmTytd
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「W.W小姐一上場就被光姐秒了喔,果然不愧是Me最──崇拜的光姐,比我更快讓W.W小姐啞口無言呦。」弗蘭則是癱著臉繼續吹捧深海少女,只是崇拜的點依舊是莫名其妙。509Please respect copyright.PENANAyZqnY7e5YH
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庫洛姆:……???509Please respect copyright.PENANAldsUoZHR8s
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「我跟M.M說了一會兒話,她大概有事,就先走了。」深海光流很是輕描淡寫地給一臉矇逼的庫洛姆解釋了一句,「對了,你們現在沒事了吧,我可以進去看看麼?」509Please respect copyright.PENANABU50gMISPA
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深海少女對於決定要做的事情想來是持之以恆又固執,特別是當她進入工作狀態,是完全沒有商量餘地的;所以在一系列插科打諢之後,深海光流喜聞樂見地進入了她最在意的主題──她分明是要來考察生活環境的好嗎。509Please respect copyright.PENANA1qFBDwr4Jq
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「啊、那個,差不多了,我剛剛把地拖好。」509Please respect copyright.PENANA3bCLmcG5CB
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庫洛姆有些緊張地露出羞澀的笑容,一副自主做了家事等待家長表揚的乖孩子模樣……於是深海光流漠然朝六道骸看了一眼,那一眼的涵義大概是「你真的沒虐待我病人?」509Please respect copyright.PENANASP3A9K4VX9
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那懷疑的眼神看得六道骸頓時只想把釘住一個面癱的三叉戟拔起來捅另一個面癱。509Please respect copyright.PENANAGOEDyqONde
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「啊、骸大人也有幫忙的……因為我說不想讓光流大人失望……」善良的髑髏少女卻是在深海少女那微妙的一眼後立刻為自家大人開脫……不過功力不怎麼樣,以深海光流會失望為前提,顯然沒整理以前狀況可能不是太樂觀。509Please respect copyright.PENANAuYBiR70lTr
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「那個、還是先請進吧,各位……」庫洛姆靦腆地笑了笑,動手推開方才出來時她細心掩上的大門,「已經整理得差不多了,等我把掃除用具先收拾一下──」509Please respect copyright.PENANATjVV9qj6OD
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「犬,快點過來。沒剃乾淨骸大人會生氣。」509Please respect copyright.PENANAKg5AddW7CI
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「不要!阿柿你給老子滾開!!老子才不要剃毛!!!」509Please respect copyright.PENANAsllzX9h42O
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門乍一開,就聽見冷靜淡漠與氣急敗壞兩到嗓音分別響起,映入眾人眼簾的是一個帶著毛帽與眼鏡的冷靜少年,拿著剪刀刮刀剃刀,追著另一個滿頭刮鬍泡的野獸少年;兩人在屋子裡竄上竄下,搞得滿地都是泡沫,連帶著撞到了不少擺設好的家具,遍地狼藉。509Please respect copyright.PENANALPKrBNo509
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「犬,你再不過來剃毛,骸大人不只會生氣,連期間限定沒收的零食都不可能拿回去了。」509Please respect copyright.PENANASSaFIEMpko
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「我管你的啊阿柿!!剃毛了老子還怎麼過冬!!!」509Please respect copyright.PENANAzvBiAjsMIx
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看著眼前奔來奔去好像鬧得歡實的兩人,沒有人說話;過了半晌,深海光流才主動去拍了拍庫洛姆還搭在門把上的手,接著替她把門再次關實。509Please respect copyright.PENANA04XClw1qvQ
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然後,深海光流又再自己的筆記本裡記上幾筆,唰唰寫完後把抄寫得那幾頁撕了下來,鎮定地走到六道骸面前,鄭重地把那幾頁紙塞到他懷裡。509Please respect copyright.PENANA9LPT6dFfwY
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「六道,我大概知道你們這兒的狀況了……具體該怎麼改進我也寫好了。」深海光流默默地囑咐,「還有……如果你要教訓他們的話我不攔你……上面寫得這家藥廠的外傷藥不錯,打完讓他們包扎一下……」所以說別往死裡打,也別打殘……509Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9L9uDUdnT
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總是預防傷害造成的深海光流頭一次覺得,也許受點傷讓他們長點腦袋,也算是一種藥到病除的處方箋了。509Please respect copyright.PENANA5JYpvDIiwa
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【家教】前方高能非戰鬥人員死不撤離
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林廷廷
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【第一個寒假】Part.05通關黑曜
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