還記的那天是母親節，哪年的我剛上小一，母親拎著我和哥哥們去吃飯慶祝。炭烤店的味道充斥著整個空間，稚幼我的我語出驚人「姊姊!祝你母親節快樂!HAPPY MONSTER'S DAY!」只見那名女服務勝不好意思的撓了撓頭，露出潔白的牙齒，臉頰的紅暈正不斷地擴散「那個......我還沒結婚，單身......」她尷尬的雙眸不由自主的往我這邊望。可惜，那時的我並不清楚她所表達的意義，於是再次強調了數次疑惑的「HAPPY MONSTER'S DAY!」，講一此就被媽媽k一下，我就像廟裡的木魚一般，被打後再強調一次。最終媽媽向姊姊道歉賠罪，哥哥們則在一旁嘲諷我，他們說，我看起來就像一個逼小孩催婚的"MONSTER"。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZNzQFnqlx
天啊!為什麼我要用我的破英文祝賀(催婚)別人呢? §(*￣▽￣*)§648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQqlLKPot1
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Jan 2, 2022
ENTRY #33
母親節快樂
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