680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG6cublrgx
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo7axu6aXI
回神過來她已經將面前的蟹肉唔知乜鳩沙律之類的物體吃完七成，已滿足並在抹嘴，我襯機澄清一下自己的疑問究竟是什麼：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizvDdgcufV
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexAFcyGXTg
「等等，我唔明既，唔係我既身份問題，而係另一個問題，點解要帶我去共濟會啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiun9N3cPL
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzkW8guU3D
「因為我需要一個男伴。（普通話）」她隨即回答。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V46MI6ZNn
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltCDjaxt8Z
聽罷我咀嚼口裡面的菜，呆了一秒，心想究竟自己不在說人話，還是她聽不懂人話？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGBzt0zHZ8
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG4Zm334sL
過後，我用清晰的語調，詳細地再問她一次：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0732bon1Lt
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvcmIJYw9I
「我既意思係，點解你唔一個人去，要帶個男人陪你去？點解唔叫XX（謝多燕的真名）陪你去啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YTlAiMAin
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQpWg2uEJm
就我這個問題，她保持沉默，呷兩口紅酒也不回答，看來在考慮什麼。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5trNWwDV9g
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QTf21KSHA
我沉默不語等待回覆，感嘆著跟有錢人打交道真的很累。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YyNiVKEgu
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy5uqzwEaB
將最後一舊蟹肉送進口裡，侍者收走我的碟子，補上餐湯時，阿花才再開口，向我問：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXYNoNzIqX
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMiu93bYqJ
「波，我問你一個問題，你有歧視我的性向嗎？（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjhjOHzdPU
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgolR6B23y
我開始有點明白，她一直問非所答，除了因為有錢人自我中心的性格外，不多不少也因為有點想逃避我的問題。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KWzUvVDqD
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMQ9Z9H98r
為免惹她不高興，我爽快地給她一個非常例牌的答案：「無啊，你鐘意女人係你既事。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsgMs4kepA
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4M8oMuwnJ
答罷我即被一雙迷惘中又帶點認真，卻散發著一絲絲憤慨的眼神瞪著，與她雙目對上的一剎那，她就問：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3pAgcmfuT
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREwPWHwacZ
「波，如果你跟我一樣有錢，你會歧視我嗎？真心回答。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHxhBRDOkR
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYao0f6BSW0
緊係會啦！屌你老母！根本唔關有無錢事！如果要歧視，就算我而家係個窮撚都可以歧視你啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9LMzHCTY4
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm47sfeP2L
如果按她期待，真心地回答的話，以上就是我的答覆，但為了一個億萬富豪的弱小心靈著想，我決定說個美麗的謊言：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDxSjQ7JNA
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJZetuGDvQ
「我……」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXdYILLNPk
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3xnN8EHEi
基本上連『我』字的半個音都未說完，就已經被打斷了：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7APSQ0cTZT
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQaF51DYbF
「不必回答，你心裡面已經回答了。不論你答什麼我都不會感到高興，而且這個時候我還需要你，不想讓自己心裡對你有根刺，你也是個聰明人，應該明白我的意思。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbdAOJ6unW
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40uT1FrIwZ
她這是在告訴我，已經在我的眼中看到答案了，一個真實無誤，純粹，無雜質的答案，即是：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGlCCkD2ab
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce7hFEXmCY
『緊係會啦！屌你老母！』680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62vtf2AtKm
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKCM1Loc5E
就算她看不到，我也很清楚這話道理何在，若我回答：『講真，真係唔會，我會尊重每一種人。』在她看來就是虛偽，是為了討好而說的垃圾說話。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe5HNKooKv
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFPLdDhple
若我說：『點都會有D既……始終……』在她看來就是敵意的挑釁，是否定她存在的說話。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY62D5vVyMM
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3rXiWVm3E
這是一個怎回答也必死的問題，沉默才是最好的答案。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKfjR2g9sV
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzXsUhr2YT
所以，她考慮到為了讓自己好過一點，也讓場面沒那麼尷尬，才會打斷我的答覆。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jztbqhBrp
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt5Eyc5e3S
終於明白到這個道理的我，只能沉默不語，默默地喝著不知味道的湯，思考著如何打破沉默……680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9MxQVMEOf
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwmzAGz9Ix
一口接一口，忘我地喝湯，卻已經喝到底也不知道，湯匙碰到碗底，發出『叮』一聲，帶來尷尬的同時，也打開了話窗。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFHprULYCK
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpKU43GGso
「不用喝得太乾淨。（普通話）」她提醒我。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOCG39LHaN
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaGIRPYs0j
我隨即回答：「只係一時無留意。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoDd3Wxovm
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesGYYCeGwJ
順勢，她在侍者回收湯碗時，開始向我解釋，並以比較不敏感，另一個歧視女性的話題作開頭：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jxwp7SYpm
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7807HOP5Ix
「坦白說，由於世界的轉變，在共濟會裡的女性會員開始增加，當然那裡的老會員會對於我們的加入表現得明顯不滿，所以對女性的歧視已經很嚴重。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu06UPuPMz
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxon8D4Y7e8
接著她甩一甩自己的短髮，讓耳朵上那隻值不知多少錢的鑽石耳環在我眼前閃爍一下，表情更加憤慨地說：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcQ3kTA8EK
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfOQy5rq76
「在這樣的情況下，你能夠想像，假如他們得知一個女同性戀的『怪胎』進到自己的會裡，會發生什麼事？（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAlvd3jXQH
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl7IJnc75a
聽她咬牙切齒，非常強調怪胎二字，大概以前被人這樣說過吧，我反射神經地問：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LVeGbot9t
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNa6g8XObE
「不過西方社會思想唔係開明D既咩？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVB1DRj7Fs
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5pAmvTco1
聽罷阿花將手上的紅酒一飲而盡，激動得將自己的鳳眼撐到可以塞進鵪鶉蛋那樣大，喝斥道：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4OSTXv6vw
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWi3wxQqlx
「開明！？這是一個他媽的荒謬的玩笑，是只有窮鬼才會期望的垃圾東西，只有弱者才需要別人賜予平等，覺得人生來平等的人都是他媽的智障！平等在這裡並不存在，更不會在中國存在！這只是存在於人類的幻想當中，比童話更幼稚的東西！（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pq54656O0
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD60ufnxyo
她的反應接近失控，語氣大得連旁邊的侍者也停住動作，待她說完才敢為她添酒。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksEaLUezS9
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtDKD8JWb9
說到這裡，我心裡有個無謂疑問，順便扯開話題，好分散一下她的注意力：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNCkVvHoVu
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ470xE6prty
「那你跟XX住在一起，不會被發現嗎？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJlyKDUJfn
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxpeAW26VS
聽罷她收了少少火，擺出一副愛理不理，滿不在乎的樣子向我解說：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe5PqCg0Lq
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGMPZ4kvH8
「誰都不會他媽的在乎。沒有人會為了求證這種事而特意調查，要是調查，都只會向你所掌握的權力與財富埋手，私生活這種事，根本誰都不會關心。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hra2aVTGU
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jF8aA81LB
她言之有理，別人私生活這種八卦，是只有師奶少女才會關心，用來打發時間的無聊行為。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXMsa06SQY
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtqeG4zVUh
接著又是一次漫長的冷場，主菜遲遲未上，她有她繼續摸酒杯，我有我繼續望天花板。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBOZnaKUUv
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD3jrSXbow
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Mn5iLAHSo
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQZbVPnjaX
全個房間死寂一片……680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBDVnuNA0h
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQYiCloRZh
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G3AfpD85o
呆了一段靜得可怕的時間，我喝口紅酒，忽然覺得……好像由我去完醫院，回到這裡開始就少了點東西……是什麼？一時之間又說不出，好像剛才開口說過的……680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZI7YuMIcC
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLLGLOtwDp
對了！屌你老母，謝多燕去左邊？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQy0wpc7Hh
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozZ1UobUmN
「係喇，XX呢？點解唔見佢既？」我接著問道。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEAnUEqJxd
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLFl5NT9UL
聽罷阿花頓一頓，大笑兩聲：「哈哈……她？（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpNGpEKa0X
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiVFohxVjh
然後笑中帶點無奈，冷冷地告訴我：「大概去了找第二個像你這樣的人吧。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2DQ8rt6km
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdi8V1bIpk
這刺激到我的神經，其實我也為屌過謝多燕四鑊而感到內疚，於是想再道歉：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicVewkhe6M
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LXNTXNQMU
「其實之前同佢……果件事呢……」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hH2ZV2lAS
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R7iBWYmVT
阿花呷口紅酒，撥一下頭髮，灑脫地跟我說：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpISGH6S5L6
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB0ni5UzOx
「別提了，事前你也不知道是什麼一回事，而且……你也不是第一個了……我亦不想在這個時候恨你，所以過去的就讓它過去吧。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ukXt7UNtJ
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrOe0OUeKl
對，過去的，就讓它過去吧，既然她可以放得低，為什麼我又不能呢？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W9293gBWO
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7gcXSqP3K
「明日記得不要失禮啊。（普通話）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqctg8l0JgJ
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst3AO0vmP2
這樣叮嚀道過後，她再呷口紅酒，主菜剛剛好在她放下酒杯時來到，是香燒和牛配忌廉焗薯塊，非常普通的主菜。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6jQbYRgtI
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrIBkvf1BO
我手執餐具，保持著應有儀態享用。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MORJCBKDE
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WGnidLoif
和牛油脂豐富，表面焦香，肉汁豐富，口感嫩滑，感覺就好像有個日日用牛奶沖涼的幼齒處女在我的舌頭上打轉一樣……680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKtywCFjJZ
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9btqVAyAhZ
屌你老母！真係好鳩好鳩好食啊！好食到我眼水都標埋，這一刻我感覺到無比虛幻。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1rYWb4wcY
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPfnQffqP1
做左咁多年區經，我搵過好多錢，亦使過好多錢，但這些年來，我從沒有吃過如此高貴的味道。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcLc07Vajh
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMH1DD3mHr
現在，我覺得自己似是在發夢一樣，從前所向往的生活，好像已步向完成階段。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVgvVr09u5
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC75sqiKgSD
可能有人會說，食舊和牛咁大反應，究竟波叔係咪痴左線？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xQSBVDELQ
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujDtf4ONTz
首先，我必須要屌你老母，睇死你依咁既戇鳩仔成世都唔會發到達，因為你的想法too simple！sometimes naive！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPzRwjjSn0
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoXYTSEhEY
和牛確實只是一舊肉，只是一舊食物，你以為我陳錦波成世人都無食過和牛？緊係唔撚係！我食和牛多過你食肥牛啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95HiXIIvhL
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAdcdCuSDr
我話你知，要食和牛根本唔難，只要你肯負出一張金牛就包保有得食，但如果要食一塊高貴既和牛，就唔鳩係咁容易鳥。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaYiEFWUpp
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZuFPCqVI5
而重點當然不是味道，也不是和牛，它其實就只是為我人生成功起飛，而慶祝所放的煙花。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH4ZZOtlyS
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5qCdYYzDp
我真正所高興的，是從此以後這種高貴將唾手可得，聽完阿花的說話，加上本人的思考，我百份百肯定自己已經在阿花的推動下，向著另一個原本一生都不能觸及，像宇宙般遙遠的階層進發！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebFWzV9e72
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LWoa0LikK
若你連這一點也看不出，就抵你成世無運行。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu35G4Tzr0
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGwk0Q9E8s
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3zUrSDEKq
用完這餐美好的晚飯，我回到自己的房間，作過簡單的梳洗後，就穿著浴袍睡著了。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYC0nRoDJf
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKCcZkmN6q
這一晚，我沒有造夢，非常安寧，平靜地睡了一覺。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23pYM64S3A
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFLfpN5PrV
回想起來，來到芝加哥的這麼多個晚上，我又有多少夜是好好的安眠過呢……？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡochPeLGTZW
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCPiuSMnaL
我該數一下嗎？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcTCCVMowD
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1kHRQaJAr
以謹餘的記憶，來到這裡我最初在無帽輝的家住過兩晚，然後又去到盧卡斯的狗竇，與謝多燕在時鐘酒店過了一夜，在酒吧的貨倉睡過一整日，也在維多利亞式豪宅玩過3P，我發過最荒謬的夢，也睡過一生中最長的覺。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkmfpwxeAr
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在四十幾年人生中，我從來沒有連續經歷過這樣一個又一個奇妙的晚上。在芝加哥這十幾日，仿佛已是我人生最傳奇的日子。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdA3yJT1bF
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc5lMvsKsu
我有種感覺，覺得自己彷佛是為了這趟旅程而出生一樣。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllma0mKzqb
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom7nYyKFvb
多日來已經歷過種種奇人怪事，扮外星人的鴨我打過，3K黨又撩過，槍又開過，人又殺過，也與過越戰退伍軍人並肩作戰。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLrSCFNhz8
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x5INtnFey
所以對我來說，明日共濟會的聚會就只是小菜一碟……不再算是什麼，它只是一件等我去解決的事件，即使到時遇上什麼怪人，怪物，我都不會感到驚奇，因為這趟旅行本身，就已經夠驚奇了。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIbV40mFV3
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9nr3bfOTs
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一覺醒來，看看時鐘，剛好是中午十二點正，可能女僕有種獨特的直覺，或是我的房間裝有閉路電視，五分鐘後Emma就開門進來，送上熱騰騰的早餐，是普通過普通的西式早餐配一碗九唔搭八的熱豆漿。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFpVtRQIaD
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTYePqPs3T
我打開電視，邊看新聞邊吃早餐。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v5ZIZvacn
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXjxPcp0dB
吃到半途Emma開門進來，向我提醒道，同時我也將電視較成靜音：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKZTvUjKcN
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBgJMB6wLP
「西裝將會在半小時後，即是下午一時正到達，今晚的宴會將會於下午三時正在這裡出發，請你做好準備。（英語）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3jam6Qvh0
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrhhHKTYzJ
我即時回答：「I know，thank you.」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXb1LCqVVE
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqK6iarWRb
然後她以專業女僕的侍奉語調說：「嗯……有什麼要求的話，務必向我提出，請盡情地使用我。（英語）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e666jEFm4
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYfXMYaETg
說罷她就轉身離開，但閱女無數的我感覺到她轉身的剎那有一絲猶疑，也許還有話想說卻不知如何開口，於是我便叫住她：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD2ru9z4HK
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7cDDfuVwO
「Do you have anything want to say?」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNsm2CJpzA
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhS8O8Xm9X
她回頭，臉頰泛紅，對於我的召喚既驚喜又失措，半秒間不能說出話來只能有點口吃地回應：「啊……（英語）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa4Br3UGYC
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXRfzvGjqV
「嗯？」我瞄一下她那平平的可愛胸部，再注視著她的海藍色虹膜的雙眼，輕輕推動道。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5md7ZeAl3
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0mwQvdkU5
她輕輕吸口氣，以緊張得生硬的公式語氣向我道謝：「昨晚謝謝你為我的玫瑰解圍。（英語）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgDOnO1sHa
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNBvanxvAK
「I just say the truth.Your taste really very good.」我以自己最紳士的語氣接受她的道謝，同時讚美道。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThLbP1VuPf
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltBxm8MW6e
見我的回應，她明顯鬆了口氣，運作回復正常，以女僕的語調向我道謝：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz2woXdtCe
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u8W36QESD
「謝謝你，如果有需要的再叫我，我會在門外。（英語）」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSujynSA8e
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyoiV3Gb36
然後又以Emma，一個傾慕我的少女身份說完這句：「希望你喜歡這碗豆漿。（英語）」就轉身離開。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wHP7oafXq
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyE4LVxwp9
哦……原來這九唔搭八的熱豆漿是她為我而準備的，但她明顯不清楚中國地方的飲食文化並不一致，我不是北佬，而是一個標准的香港人。早餐來說，比起豆漿，我更想要杯熱奶茶或是沙嗲牛麵。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5Gn3oCRuW
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvWSy9ZDVO
不過我不怪她，這豆漿喝一口就知道她為此花了很多心機，一於下次再向她要杯熱奶茶算了吧。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ7qOvV3wk
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMnx60Jxmy
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忽然，我想起一件事。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DYwxpCDV5
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEaxvLmmyi
上次搵乜鳩志是什麼是候呢？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9aW6qh3f9
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b18q8jNkQ
也許我需要向他回報現在的進度，因為無論如何都是他帶我上魚柳包這艘賊船，讓我花費了人生最後一個奇跡……680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjlE1LTbkD
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tFoXOtVhR
同時我也想質問一下他，當波叔在芝加哥打生打死時，這條蛋散在香港作出了什麼貢獻。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mWvHeSyfG
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaNXzcf2Yh
於是我非常順手地取出IPhone，看一看，上次通話已經是一個星期有多前的事，究竟上次打去我同佢講左乜柒野呢？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN29CXz6PqE
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算了，唔鳩理鳥。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rMJVLneaY
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8mpj5mmb7
我一按下撥號，一通電話即時撥出。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSUBChLdT1
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56MqxxMJZV
五秒後，乜鳩志以帶幾分驚青，奇奇怪怪的聲音接聽：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiLIvyRRxx
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhVFZikw05
「喂？邊個啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpAdzlulho
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLghnvg0sCX
我即時回答：「波叔啊。屌你，今次個電話又幾鳩正常喎，依個星期你有無做左咩威水野啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHa961w2Vf
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4bbGnXixI
自從盧卡斯入左廠，已經好耐無人同我講過廣東話了，雖然對方是乜鳩志，但我還是有點高興可以跟他對話，難道我有點思鄉了嗎？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiLXXIYD7t
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWx5umc5EL
他口疾疾，依依哦哦地說：「下？無咩既，都係搞下個論壇，依排香港依邊有個南華早報既迷團喎，你果邊收唔收到風啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTXtPJFeC0
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG8FennS3P
我好多日無睇過報紙了，而且在美國又怎會看到南華早報？根本是廢話。我理所當然地答：「完全無喎。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n34cxlEy4
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4PQXC1EJj
他又緊接著我的話，問我更多的問題：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqsJyxWCpv
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ryw7PHgKE
「得閒叫盧卡斯上巴別塔比你睇下啦，我地果邊已經解得七七八八喇，好快就可以揚名立萬。咁你又點啊？去左咩景點名勝啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhMFtfZxw7
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34Bj97KcnL
這條撚樣好像變得比之前更囂張了，居然問我去左乜野名勝，他肯定睇死我在美國乜都無做過！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3544rfOcdP
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnNKruhLxy
雖然我自己都唔相信，但我確實真係做左好多野！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuqt37e73Z
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOji3LvO7N
對於乜鳩志的囂張，我立即加重語氣，大返佢轉頭：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVGf3r1HPr
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMZgJMXnhm
「你話我知，3K黨總部算唔鳩算景點？如果算既話，我大前日先去完出返黎，可以話你知入面咩境況。點啊？有咩想知？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VQpMhLzQ7
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mlFq0176e
「你唔係去左搵法輪功同外星人既咩？有無咩線索？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OimhImhQG
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLqSAmFxcY
就我的問題，他沒有線正面回答，只是扯開話題。看來他在短短一個星期內變得醒目點了，懂得耍點政府官員的垃圾手段。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp9aXqJH6w
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Oc0FhobAB
但他還是太年輕了，因為他根本不應該跟擁有雄厚勢力的本人，玩這種無謂的文字遊戲：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxDElZoPzV
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmbRcdDrVv
「無啊，不過等等我重會去共濟會既飯局，一定點都會有d線索，等我好消息啦。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9aEmiPC6r
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkG4d7uRfY
「下？共濟會？」他愕然道。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAoujVK7lv
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mfcb0DQNw
一切在我掌握之內，於是便乘勝追擊，大鳩到佢無野講：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFYd8KicMR
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYD7DjL3XD
「喂，你當我係流架？我話你知，其實我係芝加哥都識唔少有勢力既朋友，要入共濟會既聚會其實唔難。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kd0G7SDHi
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcYBeljYXQ
被打亂陣腳的乜鳩志已無退路，只能語無倫次地以話題扯回3K黨那邊：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9T4T1YcoM
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCUkt8LeRK
「等等先，你真係入過3K黨總部？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWK5VrRbkM
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5rqCdiMoo
本身個人垃圾又無料，真係唔好亂咁大鳩人！乜鳩志，今日我就教曉你依個道理：680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv9ewxySmT
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia0mscJfKS
「屌你！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnTxhVZ9Hz
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點知……當我正想連珠爆發屌鳩佢時……680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sEomEUWyf
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXdFabd8cV
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8TkspEDly
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCRtqSC0SR
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屌你老母！又斷？仆你個街點解佢個電話會咁鳩廢架！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp1w4sugbY
680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfcIPFS2yx
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算喇，唔鳩同佢計，我都唔浪費時間打返比佢，反正要講既都講哂，佢果邊D野又廢既，根本無聽既價值，講多都哂氣。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkoqFE3IeM
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而且時間都差唔多喇，都係時候要去試西裝，為今晚既聚會做好準備。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGikgbElfN
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共濟會，我黎喇！
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然後按「加至主畫面」