1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaavNzURje
胡紹權頭仰向上俯視我，問：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOXjXGj168
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「Surprise?」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4roYHSsSG
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MPcH1MuDq
我心想，緊係好撚Surprise啦！屌你老母！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin6G9kwb5K
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XagCHjVT8
本來我應該被眼前的情景嚇到瀨屎才對的，但我卻莫明的冷靜，等待他的反應。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD2K40UfKy
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Fdk7Rc3d
「波叔，你重記唔記得我生日果陣時，你送撚左隻錶比我啊？我同你講啊，當時我真係好撚感動嫁，無呃鳩你嫁，我好尊敬你嫁！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSktwo3W7b
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfdnxuc66X
他站在高處，以憐憫的眼光望著我說道。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIcRvAKQql
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTq0traUQv
點解要憐憫？我都唔鳩知。只知道他正在高點走下來向我步步進逼，然後說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGoJQ7rENH
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGt02AQoGu
「但你點解要扑撚爆我個頭啊？」他兩隻眼瞪到大一大地望著我，使我心都寒埋。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqoW625fGf
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSlCJLMCKn
我當然也有自己的理由：「咁你又點解要扑小紅啊？你尊敬我唔洗尊敬埋我條女嫁。我話你知，全鳩部都係你自己攞黎嫁屌你！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGoHzTlDHn
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkDK6ITKiJ
道理當然在我這邊，但他卻忽然問：「你唔鐘意我幫你換床單啊？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWfzD37vk7
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWYk48Q4C3
望著他充滿與鄙視的表情，我立即扯火：「屌你老母！你做乜撚野要提床單啊！！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxuGbBNuQ6
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTka5yarpP
我甚至想一拳鐘落他的臉，可是他正與我保持一個尷尬的距離，不是出手的好時機。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRudaDrvdA
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs1vQOTEMd
見我已經嬲到全身都震撚哂，他顯得非常喜悅地上前，繼續刺激我：「你換唔到床單，點解要入我數啊？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxVPRSgIHK
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNxDsRmQkJ
我努力保持克制，但他居然得吋進呎：「你打爆我個頭都換唔到床單嫁啦。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOZWD2wSgt
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVtgPO9OMW
然後一路發出痴撚線的笑聲，一路再補上一句：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWFNGUmi5r
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P7Cwt6Doi
「打爆幾多次都換唔到嫁喎！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxavb5kL6HR
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNcN1qDEJ9
這樣一來，我就很明白這是明顯的挑釁，要是出手就輸鳥，忍耐才是上策。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGXyWcazXK
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXjAT7eCoW
忍耐？忍條撚！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3P0i2cfLf
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMt4TW1ynM
已經被踩到上心口了，還忍什麼！？我已經忍撚到個頭要爆炸鳥！理得你是死人還是喪屍，胡紹權！我屌你老母！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrvog5maxv
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屌老母都已經不能表達我的憤怒了！怒氣已經失控得過火，我都不知道自己將會做什麼了！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYio9FsBXJ
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxPBDGjYc7
我隨手拿起地上的棒球棍，一棍就正面扑向他的頭頂！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8JpaWM0ab
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsZ6LMaA0j
可是，他的頭沒有因此而爆漿，也沒有倒下，因為我根本就沒有扑中他，正確點來說，我在離他頭部兩CM前急煞。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKYmQq3MiT
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因為我一想起小紅與床單……內心的情況根本不是憤怒……而是一種沉重的悲憤，因此我下不了手……只能用力推走阿權，然後說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8sOATzToC
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn2KllJsKm
「你做乜撚野姐！死開啦！我真係唔鳩介意啊！我話你聽我同佢扑撚到要換撚埋床添啊！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbwThvQHyS
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjzdqSR7Yr
說罷我坐在地上，目光呆滯地向木地板發呆，小紅見狀，立即上前安慰我：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxf2F2NHXF
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ck47iVaw3
「你唔好咁唔開心啦，蜜糖。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YI2X7J3xl
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOgVmDrSy8
見到小紅，我歇斯底里地說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ36tkxBWPK
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ098wGeP4Wz
「你想我開心？好簡單嫁炸，你唔好再同其他男人扑野就得嫁喇！乜你好等錢使咩？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rh0U8mVhR
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrUEWfhynf
然後我站起來取出銀包，將裡面的銀紙一疊一疊丟去她：「你嫌我比得唔夠多錢你咪講囉！你要錢之嘛，錢之嘛！我比你！比鳩哂你！你唔好再同其他男人扑野就得喇！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2YK36tKDh
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwJphxX987
見我這副樣子，她站捉住我的手說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoPugSTeRH
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcYSKPdND4
「蜜糖，你冷靜D啦，我地就黎結婚嫁喇。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LMVp1o0ka
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQvmiVaMtc
但我懶理這隻雞說什麼？為什麼我要同這隻成日同其他男人扑野既雞結婚啊？我痴撚線的嗎！？1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL6VuzqVH6
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AjcauHOur
已經痴撚線的我開始將心裡面藏了很久的話一次過吐出來：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRM5bnZOSL
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRFIBaRQ55
「我知啊，江山易改，雞性難移啊嘛！我知你都唔想嫁，就好從有病要食藥，肚餓要食飯，眼訓要訓覺，急屎要屙屎，你西痕就要搵人扑野，好正常，好合理啊！我可以理解啊！所以我無怪你啊，所以我先殺左阿權啊！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuU8Y3M5x3
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunBFpuGz7f
好的，我真係痴撚線的，講真，我係愛這隻雞的，但我又不能完全地接受她是隻雞這個事實，如果可以，我可以只與小紅結婚，然後再休左她作為雞的另一半嗎？1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KM2QBQP9P
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiT75o8vaB
當然唔得啦！小紅與雞就好像一碗已經撈勻的芝麻糊豆腐花一樣，兩者已經混為一體！你要吃豆腐花就一定會連埋芝麻糊，無得分開，一係就唔鳩好食！一係就發明時光機，無更多的選擇！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM2icJXw2B
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtIaEwfjZX
她上前擁著我，安慰我說：「我唔想你辛苦，先偷偷地搵D外快之嘛，蜜糖，唔好咁嬲啦，錫返。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLyf5ZNR86
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pfuOT2rEO
屌你老母！我個頭好撚痛啊師父！好鳩辛苦，好矛盾啊！！這個女人究竟是蠢？還是痴撚線啊！？救命啊！！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqX6Q5AmkK
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBvpK1lIJU
我想推開她，但又不忍心，只能繼續呻：「我辛苦？我真係好辛苦嫁，你估我唔想比多D錢你啊？我都有老豆老母要養嫁！你估醫療費，藥費，管理費唔洗錢啊？我已經對你重好過我自己嫁喇！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV4rx8Ed6L
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndSr4fVJG8
坐在旁邊的阿哥立即喝斥我：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbQ4oRmF5Y
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv90QVCYFW
「你個仆街仔！你終於講出口喇咩？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZJM9sanIE
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xRyvDO79w
一想起他的往事，我非常火滾，你這個靠老豆老母的人渣憑什麼這樣話我？於是我馬上反駁：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4Ku1D4Asl
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHD4gY7ubA
「屌你老母！陳錦泉！你而家怪我啊？每個月你比返幾錢老豆老母啊？條數個個月都係我同阿妹孭哂嫁啦！一開始又係威係勢，話每個月比返六千蚊過黎，過兩個月又無撚左件事，我都無出聲啦！你重有乜野唔滿意啊？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTmSyzxOXG
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrT1XoWE7k
一個家族關係復雜惡劣，原因有很多，但大多數都離不開與錢有關，我的也不例外，有個仆街阿哥，人渣大嫂，唔出聲的阿妹與兩個長期病患的老父母，問題就會自然地出現。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB8ue4F9WZ
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2HLp4KUrg
那個貪得無厭，以為老爺奶奶有無限金錢的西婆大嫂，立即以她那八婆到不得了的尖聲向我開火：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9CMJvOJra
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVyg0Txdqf
「你要供樓咩？你有仔要養咩！？你估我地生活易過嫁？兩個仔，一個工人，兩架車重有層樓，樣樣都要錢！你做M記做高層又單身無負擔，老豆老母緊係你養啦！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDGOZYvujz
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7AHUu9D1P
她振振有辭地說出以上的話，除了嘔心還很摟屌，但我相信佢個西一定會比把口更臭，所以真係不屌為妙。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aSOIolhP5
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DxWPHmQhy
但當然我也不會像阿妹那樣默默低頭，所以我馬上就屌鳩佢一獲金：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpYpOjMy8W
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BzfnHXFFH
「你層樓都係老豆老母比首期你先有得供炸！工人又係你自己要請既，車又係你自己買既！好撚辛苦啊！？邊撚度苦啊？睇過？睇過？屌你老母！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDV683nnEi
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrF9wxmGfO
Copper見狀，點支雪茄向我搭訕：「有乜野唔高興啊？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXICboYXHJy
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudxvw14qWP
死鬼佬，你唔見我正在屌緊個八婆嗎？屌開有條路，我馬上就向他開火：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPG8y3xoCc
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSxF8dXFYp
「關你撚事！死鬼佬，你想點啊！？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGC93iivx8
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tiniGEEL1
面對我惡劣的態度，他呼一口煙，冷靜地向我解釋：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl0VGVcehS
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqGahtCizq
「阿波，我話你聽，成功既人生在於兩成既實力，三成既人脈，同五成既運氣。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm6OXeFNGI
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxENlEkGoH5
我完全唔知他在噏乜鳩，然後一頭問號地追問：「下？你講乜撚野？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2Lo2bmQNK
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMhgll8NNe
大門方向突然傳來一連串爆炸聲，一望過去，盧卡斯騎著他的綿羊仔，越過一炸又一次的爆炸，最後穿越爆風，威風凜凜地從大門傳來的光輝飛出來，在半空停留整整一秒在面前降落，然後激動地跟我說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCpBHsAeyF
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP2P479UVC
「波叔！快D走啊！Jordan Bieber要隊冧我地啊！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7gNfEr7iN
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4rQZfLklz
這種危急時候居然還會回來救我，盧卡斯真是一個可以信賴的年青人。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXkfJzHzFp
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ey8FCLfKe
我立即向他了解情況：「你同Jordan Bieber傾過D乜鳩野要搞到佢又放火又殺人啊！？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK3eHpgXZg
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA68rrs0xN
「唔好理啦！總之快D走左先啦，YO！」他立即回答道，看來情況真的非常危急。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptoFsxlL2n
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnajxGAJ8Eq
但我還是要屌他一下：「屌你老母可唔可以唔YO啊！？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15gMsgPZZz
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN0hN2LQQN
一上車，謝多燕大叫：「波波！小心啊！！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBHTD8Gzkg
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOioMNVIl23
但四周看，都不見有異狀，屌你在玩鳩我嗎：「下？乜鳩野小心？又有外星人？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZG7ZPu6Yu
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEJ6axeCfT
這個痴線婆居然回答：「係啊！！老公佢原來係外星人黎嫁！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD17YtopaM9
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ2fdc4XVc
我頭暈一暈，不知該怎回答這個痴線婆好，這個時候，托洛斯基從遠處跑過來拉著我說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZn2KrvVMx
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPZYG9wTHd
「現在我們要一起做愛！只有精液和高潮才可以對付萬惡的外星人啊！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZHXIWHIH1
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbathI4MuBv
好鳩核突！我立即再向他的春袋來一腳！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ2gv8PqZi
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXypfoqNeLg
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……！！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kPU9Vuv9M
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR2nGgiWg0
托洛斯基立即倒在地上怪叫打滾，然後謝多燕在另一邊拉著我，裸著全身地求我：「黎啦，波波。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOKz2PuJyv
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSkBmpQ0cK
我反射性地問：「係度做？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhJscLJwMy
1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6G4dxSVP4
雄哥立即屌鳩我：「做乜撚野啊？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVxYCTnPPH
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雄哥正站在我旁邊喝著支大支裝的青島，我凝望著他，對自己的存在感到懷疑地問：「雄哥？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrCI8mhISs
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「屌你老母望乜撚野。」他又再度屌鳩我，過去已試過無數次，所以我表現得很平靜。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9j7ozzVB2
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「無望乜野。」說罷，我立即移開視線，望向頭頂的夜空，我認得這一切，開始意識到自己身上正發生什麼事。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZd0ytPA98
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他大力吹一口青島，再笑著問我：「你好撚驚啊？」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUonPrbdScB
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我按情節回答：「無啊，男人老狗驚乜鳩野！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpM78JfNvr
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雄哥聽罷笑得不羈，像個漢子一樣，然後以響亮的聲線安撫還是少年的我：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Ikpnq88F
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「屌，淆底咪認囉，砍友有邊個唔淆啊。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUlH7vgLVT
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面對前方不遠正有三十人持刀接近，其實我很淆，但我依然不識死地回答：「我真係唔撚驚喎！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeoU0YaA2x
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「而家D後生真係唔知死。不過唔緊要啦，死得早都有死得早既好處既，比我揀，我後生寧願死得轟轟烈烈，都唔要on99到老係醫院要插撚住條喉等死。」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaDeL5AcSk
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他將喝完的青島掉到老遠，落在敵陣面前，為一場大戰敲鐘，敵我兩方立即衝向對方，但雄哥眼光並無畏懼，只是輕輕點支煙說：1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2ybdyxDsN
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「條命幾長又有乜緊要，我就話，做人最緊要夠威！最好就威撚到關二哥咁樣！你話係唔係先！」1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizHA94zIHP
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說完這句，他就丟下我，衝前加入混戰。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8102B45Ps
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這個時候，我也張開眼，正式結束這場夢。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO0cMztlX7
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一覺醒來，房間漆黑一片，全身骨頭與關節七零八落，每動一下都發出令人精神爽利的「卡啦」聲，可是肌肉卻不怎麼爭氣，用了足足十分鐘我才開始重拾身體的感覺。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRWBnqOdTV
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用上九牛二虎之力，我總算重獲身體的控制權，成功從躺臥形態起來，坐在床上，注視在黑暗中的時鐘，現在正正三點鐘，見窗外無光就知現在是凌晨時份。四周再注視，沒有正打飛機的盧卡斯，看來我已回到一個正常的世界。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUD5CCpQJB
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但何謂正常，何謂現實？這個問題誰都不能肯定。莊周夢蝶是莊子夢成蝴蝶，還是蝴蝶夢成莊子？鬼知道。同樣地我也不能肯定自己正身處在現實，還是在另一個夢當中。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpfD3q26l6
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我們的現實可以像一張廁紙，也可以像一塊鐵板，它可以是是非常不穩定，也可以是異常的紮實，當中的關鍵就在於，你如何面對自己的現實。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnreFpbsnUX
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對我來說，即使是夢還是現實都好像鐵一樣堅固，所以我一個月也至少發兩次清醒夢。雖然不能肯定，但有一點能讓我分辯夢與現實，就是……訓得醒既咪係夢囉豬西！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p3J8fMWqP
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落床後，我沒有屙到一篤大屎，尿倒是有一篤，只是正常份量，不多不少，就好像正常起床所屙的尿一樣，不同在於黃過平時好很多以及臭好很多。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUvxZTxGGd
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如廁後，我才看看Iphone，確認現在的時間，我已睡了兩日，雖然不是夢中盧卡斯所說的四日三夜，但已經好鳩誇張了。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1caHXqpp10
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兩日無東西落肚，摸摸肚腩發現自己好像瘦了一點，證明節食有助減肥，但我不是黑熊，沒有冬眠下去的打算，也沒有節食下去的打算。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95d7C9dHkM
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現在我就只是好撚肚餓！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dPUsVMUhw
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整間屋都沒有乾糧，唯一可以旨意的就只剩下盧卡斯的雪櫃，事前我已沒什麼期望，一打開，結果真的不出我所料。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLg1RFF7YQ
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真的一件可以吃的東西也沒有，只有約二十罐清一色叫Dr. Pepper的不知名汽水，所謂飢不擇食，我想也不想，立即就開罐一飲而盡。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8HtzhLM10
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一飲落去，屌你老母！！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvddzYWcJL
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好鳩難飲，就好似藥水一樣！鬼佬品味果然好有問題！！1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo5BIHWGMb
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知道這間屋裡沒有希望，我立即出門，向半夜的芝加哥尋覓新的希望。1345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK1HzSuPkI
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