『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYto5kQVWP
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRErFwWHnve
是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4iQ7koTQ3
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LoVEyXOt7
潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe0hXWJa85
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOT7pNHecm
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAAJZYMcos
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DkFhJ8vSv
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1Imu4LQpy
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPDZL3yocc
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMMPISAhdH
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlVBpq8h8y
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJcYDk2DF5
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG992Iw4Hav
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDa02HA3Eg
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAfTlVQDCT
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2yYE59yrg
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdAT8b2qxQ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vq8vnPXUW
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB4oqueL38
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg6StV2opf
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzcd5dgN8Q
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBDc814MVi
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG4x3rKFgf
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueUv76iJmd
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAvembGtVb
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjDPTAkt7i
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFOdzPAmFB
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9axMy6CzH
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAZE7OmaER
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcEe2dQD4A
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaiWMKWqDb
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqg74Ty8iD
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9ac6CMVA1
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrGSeg9PvJ
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUexRN2XWF
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCPx1pgMZP
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7x9In2mRC
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloiZVDy87i
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5EeOxTM5B
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveEd5hRer5
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX6KYWsW3A
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgMLybXwCs
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTQkFcadBh
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWfuJmdoda
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yLYjdpUvK
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUnMruEdHU
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENIWAbYHuC
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMybl0qGjgJ
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteeHXfPsj9
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB97tl1Myej
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E5NlC6WuI
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlacr0EkW6v
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wHVnTgK6s
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY2zJKHPrH
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE6Zh7WMFU
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJJer8g7Oa
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsgqXmDLZz
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XdpZUnqNa
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrrFoG5Dt7
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XCyVsezzZ
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURUufZnuvL
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyAoO20hIh
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0buWvnOC4
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvINIJhvTqR
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrabWrvfHgV
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQiKMQe5iF
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFx2ZbTt6Y
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM92pABmqgv
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgXkcsgptu
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IbgMOmqZo
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLO5E2H463
就是位於地牢的殮房。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90c19nqj2t
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloGdNOXcFT
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEMUnqhXKf
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E6L4uwLG9
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CvyYtAxAP
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojI6xrJPPk
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVCnOquFCU
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfILYGslUsz
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLuwqw0kaV
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQpxJbwdTO
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERgHnpTabD
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9Oeh56NS8
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMvHzEDwFS
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWDSHyRG6D
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3atR9Zh8uz
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVcZX9GOjZ
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4redIHjGHT
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvYk4XivnI
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHh14Pb3Ad
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpATsclsd1m
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMmMpZJiOQ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ7qLhXECN
今次作戰也就此結束。』812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtruzlEsI3O
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gkGwyv5fe
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXZXH9OPaO
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHxJ2xuXsa
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBC3gPJmIg
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSFedjf9Ye
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtHUnIIjh4
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxAF5jkmFq
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet2X5UOewx
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkLlq51Hb4
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DSsxpV3Pg
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbsIQoswk4
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eH1ILPWGP
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJTe0zIzKr
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ5VN51W6G
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB4hfKo8vq
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHuVxoL073
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo6vW7lToO
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEwOaU7Odv
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31iamYY47K
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3IkNwH5kW
「哈哈。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRq7pUgeor
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aZet8NEC7
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx0UxW5xZb
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQxfY4VNTS
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDeYjyvvB8
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qHINYFfrR
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pYUcjlOHU
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArjB4MjomD
於是我加上這樣的一句：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoducmu6XG
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb8uNU27AO
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xUF3vhlmi
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSZcPL5eR1
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1mRYFN83H
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsZKM3XH0I
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy3TmMRHde
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBHZb1OIo9
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkBTrpxdzj
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx4ss9ns9v
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt0vjvG9cf
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWL7rnYHBJ
希望能讓他高興一點吧。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhwU8QVjTb
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufeo7LGknP
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D7ukfEMpN
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXXcAFKBsQ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkySzQsDFyO
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9Z9gT6gKF
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOUtkaglkF
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqygCG00lOX
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuWjhiYR1o
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xj4CGwYqE
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjPqQSSyR6
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNGChp258D
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡestBS75z9K
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac5rdOcetK
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZpBWmQ8nt
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswkfuHrT12
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5yqnRtLU6
大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgF4dEgKRb
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bRS3soKqw
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWCmyRJ6yh
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6J9ZsXETXH
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2El4y923Kk
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTIktYyi5U
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YKK5v342A
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZtHe83dsf
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdldhOwJ2f0
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sSsS22e3F
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPccfv3R7i
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgqkh7iJAi
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCcFftHoin
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