『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExqsrLApnU
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmicVV3xU7
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0oXDN8byO
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dKjqvbwyn
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qko4o0ix1
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh9LBQdGIG
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEyRZ95TQU
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9akjWCsRo
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwJn2SGb53
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws5ElNRm44
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQLhaIRgpE
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ac5HIAi2y
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ug9PSJl3T
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImJfX4vAw8
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20J4vluPe8
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktlzCdixxY
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0UNdHcbCH
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00ZjgCn3Oz
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl9gKNHUo5
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfGvdA8czF
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『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9Vr6GEJvD
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNBCh0Zgh2
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqUfNLTn95
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRZlu5WIHn
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68DRqXUZzx
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「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHznvrgiQs
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tZEwE0k3n
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy9HV2npNC
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwAgROxM2T
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbDjUcY10N
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZd4063XPC
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zYh8LkIVb
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0L1zJKatO
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnG89XrrfK
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDrCp6xxMt
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvd0FqYMIU
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl2S1xAvig
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n477wbBS8
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMmWBCENn5
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4WA0oQtmc
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMyo2LkzVt
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcVd4B2BHq
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAElQxcREz
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAHAZfqiMh
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliDi8Tua3b
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqrpwq1XH6
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R3ObYdhSB
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleiRznQAKl
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON4Ydym5SG
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOACNJ5OdV
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfE4LMQX6r
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziNnQOJymD
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiwhGXkJNG
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgLKYURhkj
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB4FXlVyHG
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78PafUdU1i
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR5hzDGRPi
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PNJ5H0T3g
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAu9ORUxtu
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4UDhhrpoG
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可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30jKE2hTPs
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就是位於地牢的殮房。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeNZvhrb4A
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qmCaENaHu
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfV2LivcHX
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYjsxABgYt
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wwjvb6Ecw
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFge6whBuS
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEzykI3SET
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOBN5XhWDM
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHlnSaPyLE
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PNlsZbGZB
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4N5BiuPNf
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZePv6kAbjU
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOVWUIwFSR
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PsJB84Boi
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IUcZ7nnSK
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YaVC3wCGt
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXhffIh1fR
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa1PIhZo8O
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU7TYXqNoq
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rY37llPVX
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN7LOvz9xl
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsxZavo5gr
今次作戰也就此結束。』770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr9HkfuU7S
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL6eqy1L6S
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxn0xN5Jka
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenUcimz4ms
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFglAVmptek
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5O4Hp3uM2
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzeOYxh8rb
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6izLDxpa4
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Sqq4canja
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8iHzgOf6D
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm42wOYtPfQ
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCURXWh8hUL
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDUZ1iGKg4
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkWZ9TxUwQ
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDgD5RCn95
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3CPmRD2e3
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5I0nTfU5m
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj1DyCPkl2
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWW97xqc3w
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1QTMmzYWW
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「哈哈。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oG39RXQIN
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只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1P0Tjdpyc
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPHCP3xB6H
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dRBfFlTsF
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji5TtbON1u
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIN3k5XO1a
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqitdyOIIOu
於是我加上這樣的一句：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYlFsz2Zt9
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770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ6ycGrihR
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8EPybUmAP
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifnEi2mAkx
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMTwE9nC9R
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmQbE9R3D5
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7zHRpx97l
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ2uDn2Irt
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6VPn2OQTd
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHY0DErTWk
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSN14W6d5M
希望能讓他高興一點吧。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eLUe8My7Z
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CghdxSFDN
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ37j7qKmF
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1Rm8s014l
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTIH5w3Lp5
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zbhCTipnX
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHhtFDB8Jr
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfq0xbhGck
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH9FVEQg7f
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeMaLlKFYB
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45U67fXd0Y
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDbRiHiLUx
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyELay0OS1h
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UZvZIdVaP
770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaacYrisFC
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde84Se76Iv
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuGuJ2aI8v
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaqmyKilGt
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGD2Yi3R3E
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv9vWdhVpl
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCMH6HlnNf
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybrbgOus6m
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp6cePHWVP
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRAlb1SLi7
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZX5cyqblA
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxdrGVvFMS
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh6uSaroEo
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QrAI4hOqN
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BcIt3x4n8
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