『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj36jFzMfuA
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfXuSIajHR
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUmxJxtAFW
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaemgnr4dm
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2pv38fdMt
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Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SmaAtdqdG
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「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz0gjq4JJm
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj7HVW2hgz
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqigfxQzsbA
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg62J9QUOWM
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvmaTZqDUl
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「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9T7ffRGxs
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3kcB2MENW
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWGZmK9ocN
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「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQdmFS7d1n
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『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECrIrprRw5
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然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrhMBPW4a5
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主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhsshT13xa
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「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC46sKEdxCh
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「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1VKH5uQMl
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6h5nx1Vm0
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDsGXckNDv
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4Ql0qOdCR
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEUz3eGeAI
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZOsb1Bg76
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAXvdP7ZuC
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnBOFWaQqf
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnOanL2KhL
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nxfEtrAFt
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91T5TgrwJX
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCEPh7mWOp
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN5454dxzW
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f2si1pQFA
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYkkkz3KF5
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6nckIKOT2
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHJWjVKeC9
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIEiNwaU5f
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJKNenRbSe
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWvYlP9mBD
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgYR59IrHv
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYQQLjpSEi
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1yquMeLve
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3Xds1EHdb
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHo6NXnQOc
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHo0GMRdsV
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEmZKhxQap
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jmENihqBl
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpULdnuGmUT
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOFmmhCqjv
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHMVfbmtyS
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQvBNH3Ggb
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可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N9afJI76i
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就是位於地牢的殮房。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP9uQQon2e
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88a2lFsppw
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oRioX0XMC
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地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUS4XkNI2O
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIkXvz60bf
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBoGUxOkRz
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXoZV8KhmG
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyuj6VlhrQ
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08264L43RI
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAR31nXRdk
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可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT4n5GpfhO
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他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRbrdvKNpI
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvwUVIrBBc
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ69ntU4xy1
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見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQeZ3Zt3JM
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軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVhZmpBLRw
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今次作戰也就此結束。』705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtvGayi3a8
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL1EoEo1vc
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「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT2YQuEyqD
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWZLtsIXGp
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd702jnRMuU
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKpLZJuS8M
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SlusC2ocj
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做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFE59VPSgA
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE1AObzeCq
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYyE0uQWfo
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5ukjGGQK8
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kw3nn4fWM
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Fo9hlZdV
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHpCmQq0hu
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Moscow killer你會幫我吧？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tPUqE5DFC
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「哈哈。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEC5n5znq7
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只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVgK8P6Si4
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzcTthqcnF
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUak0UOUqS
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不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM5DVY2WVS
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於是我加上這樣的一句：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWvKqTJo51
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『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSREAWzN9Ni
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4PYoCU3rP
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvAHPBl6wi
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「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uCBvsWd8M
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無疑，此乃真漢子也。』705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxRUQu2ZCD
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDIt6q3u8H
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希望能讓他高興一點吧。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTPfe1aZU2
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7U0ZBqoum
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1qofOgfUT
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tvH7iyUi7
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65OLsjKO4t
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZk1erwyS1
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs63G7BtwX
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2XayB6Uup
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33KBIvwNfy
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uL4gkL0DA
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ggjAjHuWm
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0t1GYgghk
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KfR30yPGf
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7GXqHalWr
705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeC47uF2B2
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFF7rNVomk
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOZsrDDANF
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmYaALDsdR
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6By974KfOn
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVRhO2Dnhj
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tHEYdqqFG
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsEcFrv7ap
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ615cmM9T
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAy6f2zujW
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifcRTpBLnL
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJXbwRyN6l
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0itVsQxf4
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJUN1BTnBd
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2j4XRCqeb
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