『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU5uI63gM3
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtAskQNqO7
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3lREuiEbp
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAhtVSXzJg
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RPKjdLSTy
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Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGCqMX17BC
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「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhMaR105z1
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f3w03tR5G
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77BDzXiZHO
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我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhzbwbmbOp
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「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhfMGlZGKc
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善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYKVoAH0LG
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「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH7vQtiAKy
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『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47UsaZvhMN
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然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAuTkVOaFT
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主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAdw54mBTR
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「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBVJMvDTDh
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgzyzKk5eJ
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaRfyVenD9
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPQYB87zfj
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1d42iNEwO
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「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvijTf71Sa
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我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lRDnUnREW
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB70OUtmywW
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D9BrLgk5m
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgxcNRqIIT
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNK5UdK28P
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvHFtAKQwP
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN4kVhnM8D
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiOpc4jPpp
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyNZFxUbgM
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFRgtSgKGf
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQJipDz5MC
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgNYmcCRpU
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmULnAIgA3
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SGh2ZxGQB
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgU5MbAGko
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAADTrwZQr
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QR0SB3xeQ
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjVNyhf4qq
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO14A3nr38
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殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV9QQkxRis
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此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj0Ra1ke8j
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我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIyAlTo636
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0UeFrEuSG
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可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwucKf7oIH
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就是位於地牢的殮房。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdniHUr2ec
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在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlu5wcMwql
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地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNVTsHlqbp
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我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJreLraeUF
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我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhanXCcSnP9
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一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NE4NlJzWj
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可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINZhTt7mGr
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxdwYsuZ5L
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYmiWudAej
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見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4nBDJJXeW
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見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRmLyNmmcq
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軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRAh0zN42e
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今次作戰也就此結束。』772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47E2Mrxj3o
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WAkuUCBxk
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCEsjQn7Jf
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkiFUxyIWq
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我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJrl6Mb8bR
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkpDwaUlgG
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJTnERoqnI
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做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRQAXiwxf8
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「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ5A5BxRyx
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFiR31CZgH
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nfgeg9IDm
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjxz4CQyom
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfNh4iR9BM
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Moscow killer你會幫我吧？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04rJHV8b8n
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「哈哈。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRiNcaJU4x
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只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV19YuDwGL
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAUOV5Tnj3
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjntExBUH3
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不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r3orm1B2Q
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於是我加上這樣的一句：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTir5fOCta2
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『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfirx3FqeN2
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUXMc9tSlu
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZomqpaxWPP
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「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8afxOGZVuw
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無疑，此乃真漢子也。』772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W2CPhZ0Ii
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP5jwqTZHI
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希望能讓他高興一點吧。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOtZysfGxF
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可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3AtPAzR9E
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPhGrxDQ7S
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8YyKeb9D3
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMY1GmGWAA
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36LrCBYIyV
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoxxD2hCeE
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs6TkRf7t6
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74HPgtGoXm
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbeC50GxqA
772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KIBqE81Og
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrmeYk3K33
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因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI3hM7ncue
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkgZQ3W8Ny
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yGLwMoH8o
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3giwLsma1
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81gimNBVrl
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZV05kIkdX
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLgEbeHadW
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAma624vNM
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFV1e6CBJT
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo8cmkCfiX
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokj6oaUTSY
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXDJFUX2fz
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wu0dSzDMl
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……772Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKU78M0mUh
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