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我的女友在深圳,是個湖南人,今年二十四歲。我向親朋戚友說她是個侍應生,但在我包養她前,她是做雞的。868Please respect copyright.PENANAsPUoA1VpcS
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九件我所知道的事都和其他男人有關,不多表述了。總之那些和小紅發生關係的男人,大部份都和我一樣是香港人,有中產、有無產,全部都是杏加橙。868Please respect copyright.PENANATdzeX3iqG4
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在香港的日子,我與父母同住在一幢實用面積超過八百呎的舊樓裏,由於父母都是長期病患者,每月花在他們身上的時間和金錢也不小。868Please respect copyright.PENANAYHwGBagDZW
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寂寞得連阿志昨日提出的「濕鳩問題」我也想來想去……「到底從前M記既魚柳包係唔係有一塊芝士?」868Please respect copyright.PENANA8fETAxC7eu
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我向他說的答案是從來魚柳包都是用半塊芝士做,其實我不肯定。當時我這樣說,我只是想打發他走,要知道現今的年青人是相當麻煩的。但事後想來,我這樣做無疑是不負責任的表現,我們作為長輩,應該對年青人有點責任吧?868Please respect copyright.PENANAa7HdXlkRWG
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現在清晨五時十五分,我竟然站在廚房裏,點了一枝健牌,開了一罐藍妹,想著這個非常無聊的問題。868Please respect copyright.PENANATPBCEkocQi
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這種局面就好比阿志是劫機者,無緣無故地上了我那漫無目的在飛的飛機,把機師打死,然後告訴我他是唯一會駕駛飛機的人,然後坐上了機師位置,而我作為乘客,只有無言地看著他。868Please respect copyright.PENANAKSUPfppUkC
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「阿志?乜鳩志?我連佢個名都唔撚記得!而我竟然為左佢個白撚痴到無倫既問題,半夜三更企響廚房食煙隊啤?」868Please respect copyright.PENANAxOovrq3Usj
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上班時,站在如沙甸魚罐頭般擠逼的地鐵車廂內,不玩電話的我終於明白阿志為什麼會找上我。因為我將會和他一樣,去找尋那個「濕鳩問題」的答案。868Please respect copyright.PENANAiUCyFGJlfb
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人生總要找些東西去浪費自己多餘的時間。868Please respect copyright.PENANA39PqSvlPL0
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有洞,就要填滿它,這是人類的天性使然。
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[第一章]第三集:突然出現的劫機者--乜鳩志
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