戴上大耳牛聽聽音樂，回想一下羞恥的往事，不消十五分鐘便到達目的地，正正在醫院附近的巴士站下車。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MMHDVHuzc
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清楚路徑的我，馬上就找到通往正門的斑馬線，在等待紅綠燈的時間，我從廣華醫院的正門感受到一種不祥感。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgydsZXg1o
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勉強可見，正有幾名戴款式老套的藍色平頂軍帽與黑超，疑似保安的傢伙守在門口，看來嚴陣以待，散發著一種「別接近」的氣氛。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYlcykMyNr
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紅綠燈轉成綠燈，可是幾名黑超人並沒有轉成綠燈的意思，看來從今以後也是永恆的紅燈。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjc4rGIcTh
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要就此放棄嗎？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhNrrZc0Yi
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當然不可能！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjiutSM0xt
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只是幾個「食蕉」罷了！有什麼可怕！？一點也不用擔心。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40cQ9Uv8jh
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散發著那種氣氛，大概因為他們「比較專業」吧，你要知道大多數的保安做人處事也是很隨便的。何況醫院是公眾地方，出入其中是我們的自由，我的行動可是大條道理啊。若真的被拒入門，只要乖乖離開就可以，根本就沒有問題需要擔心。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oRfro7kpg
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可是，踏上通往正門的三級樓梯，走在入口與梯級之間的室外走廊期間，我才明白自己是大錯特錯，從遠處看到服裝就判斷他們的不專業完全是太錯特錯，因為我夠膽說，他們根本是軍人！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtlwS6T7L3
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客觀來說，他們正穿著淺藍色短袖恤衫與黑色西褲，還配上一條又長長的呔與意義不明的肩章，本來就是一套典型老套的保安套裝。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBLsdc2iWr
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可是三人全都擁有一身精鋼的肌肉線條，卻把整套制服完全支撐起，看來非常霸氣，讓我發現原來這種深入民心的老套服裝居然可以擁有這種型態……再次印證「衫依家野係人著衫，唔係衫著人」。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5359jRNEh
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還有，除了軍人之外，不會有保安站得這麼忠實，也沒有人能夠把這種平頂軍帽戴得如此專業！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeinJCNoyI5
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綜合以上幾點，就讓我肯定這三人並非等閒之輩，這次行動實在太魯莽了。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2WZO3NfmN
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對於打算直闖醫院的我，他們投以警戒的目光，雖然眼神隱藏在黑超之後，不能物理上看見眼睛，但我還是感覺到的。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpjMoM71CS
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立即離開雖是上上策，但要是現在回頭只會顯得更可疑，反而增加危險性，機智的我很清楚這一點，現在唯一的出路只有前方，只要把他們當作透明一樣，自然地走下去便能過關。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnAfIS3EgM
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「喂，醫院入面因為流感擴散，正處於隔離狀態，你黎做乜野？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ2vJeA8fl
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其中最高大的一人上前，以嚴肅而且沒尾音的語氣警告我。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9myC2kW8YJ
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「哼，你問我？咁你地又係乜野人啊？」我心想道，當然沒有說出口，雖說很有型，但這樣說的話必死無疑啊！所以我就回答：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBGUhDE8B6
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「我想黎睇急症嫁…咳…咳…」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4KEJUKLMT
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乾咳兩聲，輕鬆展現出完美的演技，定必能巧妙地避過懷疑吧。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAthI5a96l
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「請你入黎做過詳細檢查。」要是他這樣說的話……確實，我就能進到醫院裡，但能否安然出來則更令人擔心。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDi5Hf3RBaT
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「你去隔黎區既油麻地母嬰健康院啦，本醫院入面因為流感擴散，正處於隔離狀態。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DPbrh1VP8
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今次不是嚴肅，而是公式的語氣，看來是為了把我速速打發。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BO51fCWdO
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真的撿回一命，謝天謝地！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L16tdr72B
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我盡力保持冷靜，道句：「唔該哂。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzwuWHgTAW
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能夠如此冷靜地渡過此等可怕的危機……實在連我自己也不禁佩服！一回頭…810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT0iB6os9u
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居然！？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL24rasBZo
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq0EcDngk4
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一聲鈴聲突然急促地響起，引起後方三人注意！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzD2VDC6re
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我呆一呆，心亂起來，生理反應所及地回望，發現他們正用力地死死瞪著我，其中一人繼續瞪著我，然後熟練地拿出小筆記本不知記下什麼！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOQmvmkMPY
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這個情況真的差無可差，就好像逃獄剛成功就被撞破一樣樂極生悲。我很清楚那三個人不需要任何理由，隨時都可把我殺死。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRYiQnJlne
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呆上足足一點五秒，我才回神過來，他們為什麼要殺死我？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7tMLmWBwF
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我又沒做什麼壞事，只是個想看急症的普通市民罷了。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jcVdrR0JG
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即使如此，還是不能驚動他們的，要是引起懷疑就手尾長，要自然一點，自然一點……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9zgJIOknV
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeExU2m6QPZ
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唱出第二句，我馬上駕輕就熟地取出褲袋內的IPHONE接聽，盡量以正常步速，不快不慢地離去。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkW2s2dKuY
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「喂！阿志！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX6JXNwDU1
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一聽就知是四眼仔，本來打算破口大罵，但語氣聽起來非常緊急，應該發生了什麼重要的突發事件，反正釀成即時性的生命危險，就沉一下氣，先讓他進行報告吧：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaVfYOInrt
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「SADMIN，咩事？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx0fN0pnzs
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「你無上巴別塔？有單大野發生緊啊！你快D上去睇下啦。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNubA2jXnGH
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見已經離開那三人組的視線，我徐徐從背囊取出他所贈的HTC電話，邊開啟巴別塔APP，邊問：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkJFbTvSEZ
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「有乜野大鑊野啊？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSru4gcHre
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「頂，個網你自己開嫁喎，點解乜都唔知嫁！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2iXF6Nt7U
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「岩岩差D死啊，邊度得閒理咁多野。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuYO9eFhvS
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「個POST朝早就出左啦！南華早報出左段好詭既亂碼廣告啊！而家成班人係度解緊迷啊！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uAhhyoz4M
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只是亂碼嘛，聽起來也沒什麼特別…不過先看看是什麼亂碼再說。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq6JIfN8YU
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一進到論壇區，第一個討論串便是四眼仔所說的亂碼廣告圖片……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiR0RZHWOS
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他媽的……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIqsfPBSIl
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這是什麼鬼來……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLTrJ1g4ep
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