一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出，彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣，聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事，我大概已心中有數。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AQ5tlTWWu
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgICiUTpoTp
除了他之外，不會有其他人。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIDFrUBqjp
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYOXkWdliM
「喂。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeIMgWZn2V
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetN3rFsrph
他不帶任何感情，卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句，以確認我已經接了電話。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoQXbP3HpT
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbApGbmk5gj
雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了，但還是要確認一下，所以就問：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKKdXRd7It
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjP6hIJ9tX
「阿熹？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjvBIznytH
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFfxjiZDe2
「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛？」依然不帶任何感情，好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fwruUBCof
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jklBiXPgF
「好啊，你依排點啊？」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢，回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯，離開位於地庫的M記。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGYi6Ofwb6
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCabTuIAsAi
「幾好，我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx0KrDxBH9
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2DyxcDOIE
由於現在還是清晨時份，所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JoQMNe2om
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVK9X1LWHr
「唔該你一路行一路傾，同時留意下周圍有無人。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEehUQi1K72
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyR5294kSt
他命令道。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU01r5NLPW
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUKu2rcbBx
我必須服從嗎？不。但我尊重他，便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRDNrEfVB6
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS7bTfwTDk
「OK，你有乜野想講？」我公式的問，這是對那個「命令」的回敬。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLByBEzPcOJ
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVMWr07onm
「志，我而家認真同你講，你繼續玩巴別塔，唔緊要，我唔干預，但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』，同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好，Post又好，總之同魚柳包有關既，都delete哂佢……」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lHgjTPC8n
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVdyB2cxSZ
語氣依舊不帶任何感情，這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITxvd8OSWu
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVjAF0HfbG
而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候，他都會顯得格外拘謹，戒慎恐懼，區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NOq0xe1Vp
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKsLVdW5CC
我不知道，但他的語氣告訴我：「會。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMTrxAFp6N
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTvP6emtnw
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ823g6FhKd0
要答應他嗎？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmyzxdGYzk
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTY9QCIbWf
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjXX4zegUG
直覺向阿熹投了一票，理智投了巴別塔一票。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJvvUZ0vNf
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76ERU956c2
那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjLdxCxRE8
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW8HC52sZR
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUDIUdGgLc
「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnIBANcKMN
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeu5VXBtoh
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQkSgabMud
一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過，發出吵耳的噪音，在這兩秒間，我決定了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNhegjVTgR
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7f39nITOm
「我拒絕。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwINA6AfN3
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRZK3jzvH6
這就是我最後的答覆，一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOv6y7AvWN
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPvhpcmF4O
聽到阿熹的態度，我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列，成為一個正式的男優，因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPucCeMrDO
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2jwGPAdjH
看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了，此證明我創立巴別塔，以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ5T73VkvE
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNcfkv0uIj
所以我拒絕了他的請求，眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路，豈有停下來的理由？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6qr5Q2X5C
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5kV5m2d5p
嘿嘿，繼續走下去，超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaexunmjRE
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HnfAnu7Oa
「我屌你老母，好聲好氣叫你停係唔得，你而家覺得自己好威啊？你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊？就黎打仗添喇！重係度玩玩玩，屌你老母，你搞到個世界仆緊街喇！鳩頭志！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Azh0svlY
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW61Ku4urMM
阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控，看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0bouwsVHT
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sjcsMDtZ9
「乜野鳩頭志啊，屌你！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETnH75Mztd
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOzVbCJSk3
「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊，最好刪埋個壇佢啊，係唔係好撚難先？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGkTVQu2VI
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeU4OOVxRt
「你而家話刪就刪啊？我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊？想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦！你幾歲啊？以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAxI276YGE
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUSXCl3sQe
「喂！我唔係亂講囉，你依D人就係咁無撚知，戇鳩鳩，連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉，以前唔係我磅住你，你死撚左九世喇！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwVsm1qDJ1
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NYzd2TXP1
「我都忍得你耐，你知乜野就講哂出黎啦，成鳩日收收埋埋，又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事！—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲，你係唔係好威先？你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先？我屌你老母！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1pevwqTEN
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VyAGzQ09G
吵架就是這樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1uVEdT5KK
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkemdItreHM
一切都衝口而出，我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼，說過什麼難聽的話，只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威，因為肯認的話，架就自然吵不成了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnimK8u9tU
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCIdzvnSQ0
聽罷他沉一沉，接著是：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxDeYvK6yu
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheDKBNknnz
「…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJgmI6fBke
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelvLcbqbyH
足足四秒的沉默。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eAoru9KUt
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JKpUtBrz7
首先再開口的是他：「志。以前有乜野，今日講過d乜野，請你原諒我，過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知，但今次魚柳包依單野，真係我地都玩唔起，你而家唔刪，過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇，唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhnwkNBATm
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1Tuw5Ld3Z
現在他居然認低威……？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1TBRnlk4R
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSFXJNR1cQ
為什麼？難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯，已經明白我已經比他更高級，更偉大嗎？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyZvjLsEan
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGNZuNDDIF
「到時你喊又好，叫救命又好，我都救你唔到嫁喇。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbOP82ZqP2
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArmmNayXAE
看來不是，他這是苦口婆心的語氣，他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫，希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1tAdPmFmz
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YIOKUOLRU
通常安撫過後，就是威嚇。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ8hQgRkT7
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujBatvBb5L
果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalQ9URGisd
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1Pwnuo1W0
「我話你聽，而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂，魚柳包單野你當做慈事，收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHmujBJP5w
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKeE1R4z7w
說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhQuiw1Vhn
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrLN8Jqcws
「無嬰症」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LbgdX5Atm
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaSKTbRFTh
電話就此斷線。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSFF4OFdBK
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoFuDYINLh
這是口誤所說出的真實？還是無中生有的威嚇？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtiaErajqS
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpSZlD5tgm
先不管了，總之現在知道的事又多了一件，就是---無嬰症。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAItQJA08n
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOk3g9xZea
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrnkUisIB1
無嬰症意解作什麼？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCS5CZDtRe
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMvUEJkpH4
毛嬰症？毛鷹症？無英症？無鷹症？巫纓症？毛英症？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPoFuVY88X
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudLc4GlMok
聽起來全都狗屁不通，就此讀音而言，能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KVT9f4ywJ
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MW6bVpZ9P
「無嬰症」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Sg4GzSE9B
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYyT9IHEZJ
意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hd3arv342
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88onLA2v3p
居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意，以理解能力來說，我果然是個他媽的天才。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY1GKAXC0l
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllLWfAMr6S
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVivMxstr59
依照他所說，現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6FATai1mb
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa8lMvaUDy
即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYGOQS3jMA
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiWeZRtk6h
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ2l7z0wwM
「你大我啊！？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPJnzgLtCw
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt5r24oApv
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N1JNQe8Qe
黃松熹，你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎！？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX07v8mcD3X
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eB1gr4nYK
絕不可能！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQzQJP45ft
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqhpwjr7Rm
我告訴你！不論魚柳包，甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世！巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqBMQ6tV7q
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuVL4Dmcz5
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpHGGoJRPS
「Never compromise.850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAFEC7RTaf
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH2kytloj1
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DPpTbl5h7
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdBnC26ACU
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyZPiB5zwA
然後按「加至主畫面」