一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出，彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣，聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事，我大概已心中有數。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZoEwqyTmw
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除了他之外，不會有其他人。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KOtldST1y
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「喂。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4k6CwmUbj
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他不帶任何感情，卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句，以確認我已經接了電話。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT5sn0rbl6
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雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了，但還是要確認一下，所以就問：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBnP6GgqEJ
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「阿熹？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4nD7h30EV
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「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛？」依然不帶任何感情，好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSxBLqRGKX
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「好啊，你依排點啊？」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢，回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯，離開位於地庫的M記。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd11kHgKRrt
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「幾好，我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBMg8uVH7i
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由於現在還是清晨時份，所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPMfrWFZ53
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「唔該你一路行一路傾，同時留意下周圍有無人。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1koZWEiNbR
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他命令道。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9Tw9KsAzb
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我必須服從嗎？不。但我尊重他，便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLPO4gNBzs
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「OK，你有乜野想講？」我公式的問，這是對那個「命令」的回敬。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSXevMxbhA
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「志，我而家認真同你講，你繼續玩巴別塔，唔緊要，我唔干預，但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』，同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好，Post又好，總之同魚柳包有關既，都delete哂佢……」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHm4mApyLJ
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語氣依舊不帶任何感情，這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZiRqp9Vng
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ162wFJl1cT
而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候，他都會顯得格外拘謹，戒慎恐懼，區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1FQe5L1YN
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我不知道，但他的語氣告訴我：「會。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r7OBfDKxh
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要答應他嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgirCgs95X
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直覺向阿熹投了一票，理智投了巴別塔一票。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77E900y8KQ
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那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15Ij3GkV6a
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「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIVjsARVnw
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一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過，發出吵耳的噪音，在這兩秒間，我決定了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8BVimxIFO
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「我拒絕。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU7ylgSJwJ
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這就是我最後的答覆，一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtCdcOFAkm
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聽到阿熹的態度，我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列，成為一個正式的男優，因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluUqd0TDxR
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看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了，此證明我創立巴別塔，以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9380DkFYV
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所以我拒絕了他的請求，眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路，豈有停下來的理由？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPpTOiHknA
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嘿嘿，繼續走下去，超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwANQ3jsBg
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「我屌你老母，好聲好氣叫你停係唔得，你而家覺得自己好威啊？你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊？就黎打仗添喇！重係度玩玩玩，屌你老母，你搞到個世界仆緊街喇！鳩頭志！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuzlE1VaLu
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阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控，看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBI2jiTv98
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZmJTagfBT
「乜野鳩頭志啊，屌你！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOwoOovdj1
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「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊，最好刪埋個壇佢啊，係唔係好撚難先？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPl8EALXCq
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj1ZiItCSs
「你而家話刪就刪啊？我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊？想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦！你幾歲啊？以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS2T9Zb2Fr
811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vl9UOuxqx
「喂！我唔係亂講囉，你依D人就係咁無撚知，戇鳩鳩，連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉，以前唔係我磅住你，你死撚左九世喇！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt77a2vDxL
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「我都忍得你耐，你知乜野就講哂出黎啦，成鳩日收收埋埋，又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事！—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲，你係唔係好威先？你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先？我屌你老母！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSGF21s0eS
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吵架就是這樣。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtsdkeaQ2f
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一切都衝口而出，我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼，說過什麼難聽的話，只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威，因為肯認的話，架就自然吵不成了。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsjqXedW8J
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聽罷他沉一沉，接著是：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLZDY9P0D8
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「…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y7nxUfXpb
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足足四秒的沉默。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5LRyj6AfH
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首先再開口的是他：「志。以前有乜野，今日講過d乜野，請你原諒我，過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知，但今次魚柳包依單野，真係我地都玩唔起，你而家唔刪，過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇，唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9bjTm9h3j
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現在他居然認低威……？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1dBI4OBsE
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為什麼？難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯，已經明白我已經比他更高級，更偉大嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO5HPN4IQj
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「到時你喊又好，叫救命又好，我都救你唔到嫁喇。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BFWQUh84d
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看來不是，他這是苦口婆心的語氣，他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫，希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4F3Gbw2na
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通常安撫過後，就是威嚇。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zR1xQq9zd
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果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMIksXg6Gn
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「我話你聽，而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂，魚柳包單野你當做慈事，收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPWB4pwM6M
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說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3UvLRoKcB
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「無嬰症」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKdHTy1DIP
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電話就此斷線。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfluoHJFxJA
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這是口誤所說出的真實？還是無中生有的威嚇？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSNH7oi1ea
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先不管了，總之現在知道的事又多了一件，就是---無嬰症。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKl9AT6QrK
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無嬰症意解作什麼？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoUztlqBQG
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毛嬰症？毛鷹症？無英症？無鷹症？巫纓症？毛英症？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNk6q8U3oY
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聽起來全都狗屁不通，就此讀音而言，能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個：811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGRw1e9LUY
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「無嬰症」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSmdxPp0A9
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意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9mbyr3Jln
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居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意，以理解能力來說，我果然是個他媽的天才。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0fMis9A9P
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依照他所說，現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuMHfQJiSq
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即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqERIJSx7I1
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「你大我啊！？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4obsTgcFN
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黃松熹，你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎！？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMIB5v9B70
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絕不可能！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rsW5uwCQq
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我告訴你！不論魚柳包，甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世！巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlasx5o687R
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「Never compromise.811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQMIEnhRAD
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOdXZqqAdH
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然後按「加至主畫面」