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在香港的日子,我與父母同住在一幢實用面積超過八百呎的舊樓裏,由於父母都是長期病患者,每月花在他們身上的時間和金錢也不小。930Please respect copyright.PENANAVNu6E7bwDj
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這種局面就好比阿志是劫機者,無緣無故地上了我那漫無目的在飛的飛機,把機師打死,然後告訴我他是唯一會駕駛飛機的人,然後坐上了機師位置,而我作為乘客,只有無言地看著他。930Please respect copyright.PENANAko2Bxn4ThZ
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「阿志?乜鳩志?我連佢個名都唔撚記得!而我竟然為左佢個白撚痴到無倫既問題,半夜三更企響廚房食煙隊啤?」930Please respect copyright.PENANAx62aw8WYHd
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有洞,就要填滿它,這是人類的天性使然。
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[第一章]第三集:突然出現的劫機者--乜鳩志
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