「Ha Ha You're Dead！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NXWzJQWky
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半夜四時十九分，Billie不知發什麼神經，突然高歌起來，歌聲響徹整間面積約只有四十平方呎左右的房間。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPkTje5dwb
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聽到第一句歌詞，我很自然就彈起來，摸摸床邊的電腦檯，跨過鬧鐘與鎖匙，拿起載著Billie的I Phone，一看號碼。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPwfoMq2hg
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「未顯示號碼」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8cB72u7Jv
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鄰房的細妹好像已經被歌聲吵醒了，小聲地「屌」了一聲。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrvXVFNlTY
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我也小聲地「屌」了一聲，究竟是誰他媽的在半夜打來？猶豫不足半秒，我趕在Billie唱完第二句之前接聽電話。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoiRVaNfj9
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首先，我不希望等陣細妹衝過來發神經。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9DzdbSJyu
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其次，我從不會放過任何可能性，雖然聽過以前有人半夜接完電話就死於心臟痲痺的傳說，但極具冒險精神的我一於少理。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UsH5q3Rxe
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首先聽到的，是火車駛過的聲音伴隨著零碎的人聲，聽起來好詭異，半夜聽到這種電話真的格外心寒。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWJiXLWvR0
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「阿志，唔好收線住。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf54gVUojYp
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聲音帶有可靠、正直又務實，而且咬字異常清晰，不會錯，他絕對是阿熹！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZDEdqxMDa
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房間被非常寂靜、除了電話內的火車聲之外，就只剩下那門鎖壞掉了的門上方所掛著的小時鐘，與旁邊的鬧鐘所發出的……754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0MkHwTIF5
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「滴噠滴噠」…「滴噠滴噠」…「滴噠滴噠」…「滴噠滴噠」…「滴噠滴噠」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1HRzvgxes
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待火車離開，背景只剩下零碎的人聲，我聽到當中幾個人所說的不知是什麼語言，至少不是中文也不是英文，看來阿熹應該不在香港。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94HEBUSq1V
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他好像知道我正想什麼一樣地回應：754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt97f9cfVU9
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「唔好估我係邊，更加唔洗查，知道左對你都無好處。」語氣帶著一份嚴肅，他是認真的。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByzsmsJo8O
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「OK，你記得返魚柳包件事喇……」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17Sop877Kx
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話未說完，就被他冷酷地打斷：「阿志，我知你做左乜野，亦知你將會做乜野，聽我講，放手啦，唔好再惦。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuRGvHhT5W
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一接電話時，我是愉快與驚喜的，但聽到這堆話後，我的心情立即急轉直下，想向他問候與分享什麼的心情與意欲都一掃而空。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK7hL13moV
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坦白說，這一刻，我初次對這個天才的傲慢感到極度厭惡。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMkcaGQzlu
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「點解咁講？你幾時返黎香港？你阿媽搵過你。」我也不自覺地嚴厲起來反問他。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbodPvr0NK
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但我所作出的詢問應該已被當成向床邊的鬧鐘說一樣，鬧鐘不會說話，所以我得不到任何回應。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD83pOaj8rm
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只剩下阿熹在另一邊把同一句話重覆又重覆：「阿志，無乜時間喇，總之你聽我講，魚柳包單野，你收手啦。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZJtxzNJbz
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我終於忍不住心中的怒火，帶著失控地向他怒吼：「究竟發生左乜野事啊！？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV778YwyBzt
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他沉默了兩秒，然後語氣意外地變得平靜，如慈父教子一樣，聽起來非常真心，簡單直接地勸道：「再深入D既事，已經超出左你可以承受既範圍，所以你點問我都唔會答你。信我啦，做個普通人往往係最幸福。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJElSlMZog
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「所以阿志，收手啦。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3SmPECsDS
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補上聽起來語重深長的最後一句，他就掛線。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPVI3GiJwf
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為何我身邊的每個人，都喜歡說完自己想說的話就掛線？因為我為人善良嗎？還是個個都是大人物，我就什麼都不是？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA3FghmHI3
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坦白說，阿熹的語氣真的令我很火，總是有種看不起人的感覺，為什麼所有事都是只有你才能知道？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyuUi1EuhW
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我就連真相的皮毛都沒有資格接觸嗎！？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pTF2O0zkQ
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你能知道，門薩學會的傢伙能知道，個個都可以知道，就是我不能？難道我是什麼智障麼？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvbP09Ba6d
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怒氣不知往何處發泄好，我只能像個傻仔一樣以拳擊床，剛好這個時候，門打開，一望過去，開門者是這個無私隱房間的常客，也就是細妹。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoztTSyiLhC
本以為她來向我發瘋，責備剛剛禁不住的怒吼，但看她的表情又不像，只是以一臉帶點擔憂的神色，配以比平常生硬的高傲臉部肌肉表情注視著我。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7mIZcBQiO
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「阿哥，你搞乜鬼啊？」她首先開口。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WMKfsjYPe
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一聽就知，她的語氣滲著重重的擔心，我被這個平常像惡鬼的她關心麼？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN14lLccv36
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「唔好意思……嘈到你，繼續訓啦，我無事。」我裝作若無其事，淡淡地回應。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kz6291Am5
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她沒說話回應，注視我兩秒後就把門關，消失在我視線之內。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQRhxdLKxp
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被細妹這樣打斷一下，怒氣好像被一棍打走了一半，總算有點冷靜下來，但我依然不爽。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG1tRuiC0b
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一想起阿熹說什麼「已經超出左我可以承受既範圍」，「做個普通人往往係最幸福」，一副高高在上勸戒蟻民的感覺……真令人難以冷靜下來！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21Lu05nFVG
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嗯？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKeYdyaosx
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等一下，「做個普通人往往係最幸福？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbOfZP4MTB
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我好像聽過這句話…我記起了。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7Rgwgkxdn
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這是一段與現在情況相同，一件神秘，又重要的往事…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNixSSmcQy
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假若今次的情況與上次相同，一切就合理起來了。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEayNGsjjPK
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