950Please respect copyright.PENANArE2VWmV43R
公司批出我的大假後,殺人行動開始……這幾天,徘徊在我腦海裏的,不外乎是魚柳包和殺人計劃兩者。950Please respect copyright.PENANAla84jC13us
950Please respect copyright.PENANAFdhr7iDqJu
950Please respect copyright.PENANAie8RznsIAO
在行動前,我先做了兩件事。第一、我打電話給我那個一年多未見面的大哥,叫他在我離開香港的三個星期裏照顧家中長期病患的父母,大哥千般不愿地答應,沒有辦法,他那幸福一家四口的居所,首期都是父母的全部退休金支付的。第二、我給了五萬圓小紅,叫她在我去美國期間回鄉探探父母,住上一頭半個月,她收那疊「毛澤東」時,感動得身體在戰抖,她說要回鄉和父母商量我們婚事,回來就籌辦婚禮吧!我答應她,我說我想得很。950Please respect copyright.PENANAYfX46MneyV
950Please respect copyright.PENANAdknk69IE8B
950Please respect copyright.PENANALq3G8bw33Z
想得很?想條撚!950Please respect copyright.PENANATHJWABIB62
950Please respect copyright.PENANAq5B6KSkZfi
一切等殺了阿權和解開魚柳包半塊芝士秘密後再說吧。950Please respect copyright.PENANAcdT0wXsgVy
950Please respect copyright.PENANAG9vDaEXBdl
十一月三日傍晚,我知道阿權一個人過關,到了春風路一間二線桑拿捧阿梅場。阿梅是個和阿Gem有外貌和身材九成相似的骨妹,她很醒目,在「我是歌手」播放後,懂得「吊高黎賣」,近半年弄得連阿權這種歡場老手也神暈顛倒!950Please respect copyright.PENANAeGmCu2drOc
950Please respect copyright.PENANA97Fhwf5H8U
十一月三日是星期六,以阿梅如日方中受歡迎的程度,我估計阿權連加鐘也沒有機會,即是說阿權過關後到達骨場,玩兩至三粒鐘後就會在十時至十一時左右離開骨場。950Please respect copyright.PENANAgGXZxC8o4T
950Please respect copyright.PENANARFTxfGu3z0
而我會在那時在骨場門口等他,他不知道我來了大陸,其實我在十一月二日過關,當日中午我送了小紅上火車回湖南,自己睡了一晚,三日晚上九時半開始,我站在桑拿對面的街角。950Please respect copyright.PENANAIPQv4hSSKc
950Please respect copyright.PENANAClyfVe3jO1
我看看錶,如果十一時前不見阿權出來,或看見阿權有伴同行,我就會取消行動。十時三十六分,阿權一個人步出骨場,表情有點失落。他當然沒有想到今天是他在世上的最後一天吧?950Please respect copyright.PENANAPMTbPyYtTc
950Please respect copyright.PENANAxbO9IRaTR1
故意製造的「偶遇」非常成功,我行近阿權,阿權就大叫:「波叔?乜咁撚橋呀?」950Please respect copyright.PENANA5BTnbVc3jY
950Please respect copyright.PENANAbBfQU2m9bm
「嗯,又會咁橋既?中國咁大,咁得撞到你條卵樣!」我答。950Please respect copyright.PENANAYmSt6nVoYp
950Please respect copyright.PENANA0gS8R27LUU
「冇呀……屌你老母!阿梅又唔出街!73號小巨肺阿梅呀屌你!人到中年,俾隻臭西玩到我陀陀擰!家陣我諗住落水圍搵雞頭超睇下有冇野玩?」950Please respect copyright.PENANAXWSas5c9TK
950Please respect copyright.PENANAzBq7V4oT9e
「你約左雞頭超?」950Please respect copyright.PENANAuGW0FI0pql
950Please respect copyright.PENANAfMpnL1vLUX
「屌你老母駛撚約咩?條柒頭晚晚都響金時浦架啦!(金時:一間酒吧名;雞頭超:一個燈頭的名號)係呢?波叔你去邊?小紅呢?」950Please respect copyright.PENANAJMj1FdC4bW
950Please respect copyright.PENANAfMMD0BeJ5O
我答佢:「小紅去左陳華屋企打麻雀,我趁機閃出黎鬆下!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAAUQ5p2S0Re
950Please respect copyright.PENANAAEeSV4Fpck
「波叔,你有野玩?」阿權雙眼發亮!950Please respect copyright.PENANAfoZmTDO6B4
950Please respect copyright.PENANAzoFbvoQRNL
我眨眨眼扮神秘,然後響阿權耳邊講:「私竇,十五歲,廠妹!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAbCPzflLcS9
950Please respect copyright.PENANAgUGQhGadyD
「十五歲?廠妹……?」阿權鼻孔裏噴出無比雀躍的熱氣,隨著廣東省經濟轉型,深圳一帶工廠數目近年大減,工人少了,工資抽高,一般女工也不需要從事這種「副業」賺錢,況且資訊開放,真的要出來做雞,也沒必要繼續掛一個在「工廠番工」的牌頭,因此,「廠妹」的供應,近年的確賣少見少,從前的雲吞面,今日變成雞燉翅,經濟學角度是供求問題。950Please respect copyright.PENANAVbAlqixNbC
950Please respect copyright.PENANAez5DdHy0ip
阿權拉高把聲,邪淫地說:「波叔……估唔撚到你都咁撚曳播?」950Please respect copyright.PENANAjRM2lx5AeE
950Please respect copyright.PENANAW5Mz5JvuA2
「有冇興趣一齊玩丫,我包左佢成晚,反正我都砌唔曬,你比番一半錢我就得勒!」事實上,我這三年早摸透了阿權心理,其實他非常簡單,兩個字:950Please respect copyright.PENANAQqgxGdINwI
950Please respect copyright.PENANAziPDVAhU3A
「鹹濕!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAElOoh2xYqM
950Please respect copyright.PENANAHy24FHa668
我見阿權諗,於是加多句:「好似話係處喎!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAJUDVBuy9fi
950Please respect copyright.PENANA4ywjGoVXDH
「我屌你老母!屌你老母!屌你老母……處?」屌你老母三連發,証明阿權早已扯旗。950Please respect copyright.PENANAUIInwAs7dW
950Please respect copyright.PENANAAJzjTtsSaC
他吞一吞口水,繼續說:「咁點玩先?二抽一?我唔慣見到波叔你條鳩喎,一陣我忍唔住口擔實我仲駛做人?第日番工好撚老尷姐?」950Please respect copyright.PENANACkUgqVSpN3
950Please respect copyright.PENANARQvhBHosok
我說:「一齊玩我都尷尬,我上左黎廿幾年,八、九十年代四圍係廠,依亭處我屌過唔小,我冇所謂,一陣由你開苞我執二番都無撚所謂!」950Please respect copyright.PENANATTf7KkQIXx
950Please respect copyright.PENANARV6OjcyL4j
「哇……波叔你簡直係我再生父母呀!拿!拿!我入房開苞先,我同你發誓,我一定教曉佢吹簫洗車底招呼你!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAmwUPzH7Xrw
950Please respect copyright.PENANAst3kiAXE2y
950Please respect copyright.PENANAbeBqCRYqJr
就是這樣,阿權跟著我在「指定路線」前往我為他預備的屠房……950Please respect copyright.PENANA02ALG53Pip
950Please respect copyright.PENANAQgJyVpOlxU
一邊行他一邊有問:「屌你老母個私竇響邊?你駛唔撚駛左兜右兜呀?」950Please respect copyright.PENANAaZdO9WoZEb
950Please respect copyright.PENANAYQimmqEUDF
我答:「小心D好,你係咪想打靶?條女十五歲炸!」950Please respect copyright.PENANANOLRh4kk7W
950Please respect copyright.PENANAH6KNkIeQ6o
「係既!係既!」950Please respect copyright.PENANA9zU0Yq2dbs
950Please respect copyright.PENANATUYVn3H4e6
終於來到目的地,我租的套房在建築物七樓,建築物沒有電梯也沒有保安,但有蟑螂有老鼠有雞,只要和阿權行上去撞到任何人,今晚的行動取消。950Please respect copyright.PENANALiCwbJW0ns
950Please respect copyright.PENANAyqRQwk19B9
可惜阿權太不幸,我則太幸運,直到達單位大門前,我們沒有撞上半條鬼影。950Please respect copyright.PENANA9VQh57fwHp
950Please respect copyright.PENANANIDxb9n93L
臨入門口,阿權仲話:「屌你老母頭先響骨場阿梅已經同我出左兩次火,一陣可能會耐DD,波叔不如你去按個腳再番黎玩,我諗我要攪兩粒鐘以上!話曬人地係處,冇撚理由第一次同佢hea做姐!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAmQt3I3tA89
950Please respect copyright.PENANALA9CVWW1Y4
我開門,笑說:「冇撚所謂,我等你!」950Please respect copyright.PENANAVm26SF5TNh
950Please respect copyright.PENANArU7ZWAQM7y
當阿權行入單位,他應該發現非常不妥,因為這裏並不是一個正常家居,除了一部電視、幾張褶凳、冷氣和八部空氣清新機,地面舖的是一塊塊黑色膠布,周圍放著一個又一個不知裝著什麼的膠袋和膠箱。950Please respect copyright.PENANAPpKYuF3WCW
950Please respect copyright.PENANAw9a2xdth53
「哇……屌你老母!你個私竇好鳩騎呢姐。」950Please respect copyright.PENANATjQJA5f5gQ
950Please respect copyright.PENANAUlYcSGJzJO
如果阿權知道這是他人生裏最後一句說話,他會不會選擇一句較有意義的話呢?可惜他沒有機會了……950Please respect copyright.PENANAiR6VVq6otH
950Please respect copyright.PENANAeSf4umvYEh
下一秒,他的頭顱被我藏在門後、購自玩具反斗城的壘球棍打凹了!950Please respect copyright.PENANAjEgshaDZVF
950Please respect copyright.PENANARg9XylFYzo
關於這個揮棍的動作,我也不知道在這裏練習了多少次,日子有功,我果然一棍就KO了阿權。950Please respect copyright.PENANA1An5IWWqGZ
950Please respect copyright.PENANActXPxeR0OK
阿權倒下,一地是血,身體在抽動,屎尿沒有溢出,應該沒有斷氣。我打開電視聲量,然後對準他血淋淋的人頭再補打十棍,最後,他的頭變成了一個非常奇怪的形狀。除了血,地面上還有些灰白色的半流體狀物,是腦漿。當然還有它流出的尿液和糞便……950Please respect copyright.PENANAAdsoJHUTqw
950Please respect copyright.PENANAIBLeygjQuC
950Please respect copyright.PENANAZGpgXAtaZ4
死了,土生土長的香港人阿權就這樣死在深圳。950Please respect copyright.PENANAx8Z6fJxVYx
950Please respect copyright.PENANALpiFKwHvRn
950Please respect copyright.PENANAFh5SRiCNSw
之後,是處理屍體時間,我把阿權拖入浴室。950Please respect copyright.PENANAmKOyvnbl85
950Please respect copyright.PENANA1RWVwEOaz6
看著半點生氣地,躺在地上的它,我才真正確認計劃了三年的復仇總算完滿結束。950Please respect copyright.PENANAdZlgxMyLxx
950Please respect copyright.PENANA4353p9I5bE
但即使復仇完成也好,不知何解,我沒有得到應有的快感,反而感覺到宇宙是永恆,整個人類的歷史只是過眼雲煙之類的概念……感覺就像有一股超巨大的虛無向自己湧來,要吞歿自己,要將我整個靈魂帶走。950Please respect copyright.PENANACfZ48otaaa
950Please respect copyright.PENANAKI67fvZUVd
然後我搖一搖頭,回到現實世界,將它放入浴缸,開始把我貯在這裏多時的粗鹽倒在浴缸裏,大概倒了五十包,屍體就被粗鹽完全覆蓋。接著,我再加入大量臭丸、除臭劑和防潮珠,這時候,浴缸幾乎被填滿了。950Please respect copyright.PENANARizWq4dVJI
950Please respect copyright.PENANAnooLZSHfpO
最後程序,我加入一隻名為H-63J的防腐劑,請不要問我H-63J是什麼,我不知道,我只知道這是公司內部用作保存漢堡牛肉永遠不會腐爛的化學物,它是一種白色粉末,只有區經以上的職級才有資格知道它的存在和用途,另外,我們的合約裏有保密條款,任何人不能將這東西的存在透露出去,否則要負上非常嚴重的法律責任。950Please respect copyright.PENANA8PHEQgpcEQ
950Please respect copyright.PENANAAB7fq2Ata3
而我在兩年前開始,就在公司秘密收集H-63J,如果我沒有估計錯誤,它能令漢堡牛肉永遠不會腐爛,用在人類肉體上應該有相同效果。950Please respect copyright.PENANA1YrSbNC8Hb
950Please respect copyright.PENANA9JpldbdHYm
其實,處理阿權屍體的概念,來自鹹魚的漬製,加上H-63J,名苻其實是中西合璧。將一切要放的都放入浴缸後,我用一早準備好的木板把浴缸封頂,再放上大堆雜物在木板上,就這樣,阿權屍體在不久將來便會變成一具風乾的古屍?950Please respect copyright.PENANADzWm68TUHV
950Please respect copyright.PENANAOvrWv5XA7b
乾癟的屍體才容易分割、剁塊,然後放入攪拌機中逐件磨碎,沖入馬桶。不過這程序應該在半年後才進行吧?要看情況。950Please respect copyright.PENANArhixgW5XWU
950Please respect copyright.PENANALEPCfIOrkZ
餘下時間,我在清理現場,把血液、腦漿、頭髮、屎尿和碎骨從地面的膠布上抹掉,儘可能把留有自己指紋的地方用火酒清潔一次,把帶來的所有、接近二百個的吸濕器和吸味器全部打開,開啟室內八部空氣清新機,密封所有窗戶,再將兩部冷氣開到最大,我要這半年內室內的濕度維持在百份之六十以下……950Please respect copyright.PENANAUsfSp2eGJr
950Please respect copyright.PENANAwFN8rdcl65
幹完所有後,已是清晨五時,我煙駁煙抽了一包健牌和喝了六罐不涷的藍妹。六時,我把藏著阿權血肉髮碎的膠袋藏入自己背包裏,離開單位。950Please respect copyright.PENANAmfx64urWCI
950Please respect copyright.PENANAaUDAjVZ5sq
乘地鐵第一班車到褔田,膠袋我棄置在黃崗一個街市附近的垃圾筒裏,吃過港式早餐後,我從落馬州過關離開大陸。950Please respect copyright.PENANASXGN4hz9bf
950Please respect copyright.PENANAxsHvyHOvpQ
950Please respect copyright.PENANAzGudfhGLAB
在港鐵駛到上水時,來自阿紅的微信傳來,她說她到達家鄉湖南湘潭縣,並傳來四張略帶性感的自拍照……950Please respect copyright.PENANAkrfqQ4GM7b
950Please respect copyright.PENANANePXltpIkU
怎樣覆呢?說「我昨晚已把三年前和你有一手的阿權殺掉了」嗎?950Please respect copyright.PENANAwUN91Q2c8t
950Please respect copyright.PENANAOuyChYDO8j
我覆了幾個表情符號,再打「女人,要番工了,勿念。」950Please respect copyright.PENANAIRWS6N3Fb7
950Please respect copyright.PENANAXFa6e8TL4O
火車到大學時,我撥了一個電話給阿志……950Please respect copyright.PENANAN5jR4u9FJo
950Please respect copyright.PENANAw8XtxSnINn
950Please respect copyright.PENANAuIEkBGK6RK
「喂?阿志?波叔啊。」950Please respect copyright.PENANAfRI0f3oU7F
950Please respect copyright.PENANAbL8spMsqyu