873Please respect copyright.PENANAv70RoaZrF1
873Please respect copyright.PENANAE7x9hxfERm
如果要問我一個叫Copper的鬼佬高層為什麼會睇中我,當時我實在是諗兩晚通宵都唔明,假如話佢睇中我菊花既話……873Please respect copyright.PENANAPzCYcZGiJW
873Please respect copyright.PENANAvWCIzyWKUh
講真,對當時正處於絕望既我黎講,如果爆個菊可以改變到現狀既話,實在係爆多幾次都無所謂,好好彩地,佢唔好依味野,如果唔係我應該已經走上了另一條死路了。873Please respect copyright.PENANAveT5UXsHIg
873Please respect copyright.PENANAjzV9eTJBK4
第一次見到這個鬼佬,我的感覺是『麻鳩煩』,因為每次有這種管理層來到,經理都會由好煩,變成好撚鳩柒煩,做乜都要執正D,真的好唔自在。873Please respect copyright.PENANAro2w8hZT8a
873Please respect copyright.PENANAOD5qxRMKWn
明明原本已經整包整到成個機械人咁,而家個經理重要嫌你D眼耳口鼻阻掟,正頭最好連個人都消失埋,留返隻機械臂係度算,最好個個包都整到一模一樣添。873Please respect copyright.PENANAIWDbOvYxea
873Please respect copyright.PENANAJpeuVZrGKb
我真係想同佢講……873Please respect copyright.PENANAKKmmFjhkbd
873Please respect copyright.PENANA30MF2aitqn
屌你老母臭閪!講到咁鳩勁,你自己整囉!873Please respect copyright.PENANAG3ZnUMxamt
873Please respect copyright.PENANAchFarN89Tv
但點屌都無用,因為實際整包果個點都唔會係佢,所以佢鐘意講到幾口響都無問題。873Please respect copyright.PENANAN6VX78XiwD
873Please respect copyright.PENANAHTcKMDvVcB
我唔同佢,我只係個齒輪,唔聽話既話隨時都掉得,可以取代我既替換品,要幾多有幾多。873Please respect copyright.PENANA0gbJlnzXXo
873Please respect copyright.PENANARwZfrf7eXK
相信好多人清楚一件事,當面對絕對唔可以犯錯既時間,柒頭神通常都會睇準時機,係依個時候敲門。873Please respect copyright.PENANAyXugytV59S
873Please respect copyright.PENANAPpNM0RAiwJ
適逢今日鬼佬唔知有心定無意揀正最忙,冧哂檔既時候黎睇場,我地同柒頭神之間就好似忽然多左兩塊話大鏡咁,代表著柒頭神既聖光即時變到好似激光槍咁勁,想唔中招都唔得。873Please respect copyright.PENANALKa8jz2ahr
873Please respect copyright.PENANAKkBp3t8p6V
但最好彩係,中招既人唔係我,而係隔黎一個傻仔。873Please respect copyright.PENANACxEfgUnKtn
873Please respect copyright.PENANAnVqRSTo6fY
上一秒明明整包整到成個印度佬咁順手,下一秒就成個巨無霸連包帶盒一野車左落地下,連D菜都飛埋出黎,佢塊面即時青過地下D生菜,好淆咁望住地下個包。873Please respect copyright.PENANAvCyctOtAUO
873Please respect copyright.PENANAZAuILsNP2d
見佢好似想踎低清潔既時間,我直覺感受唔到目光既情況之下,本能反應用純熟既腳法,一腳將成堆野踢哂落枱底。873Please respect copyright.PENANAjJecSz7A2x
873Please respect copyright.PENANAh3rnqNhWzE
咁做雖然唔多妥當,但至少可以即時解決個問題,只要無人睇到,我多收工執返走就同無發生過一樣。873Please respect copyright.PENANAwjhHRZj9Gp
873Please respect copyright.PENANAkOhsfgRcL3
但佢條傻閪唔明白依個道理,面色即時由青變白,戇鳩鳩咁望住我,我理所當然細細聲一句得埋去:873Please respect copyright.PENANAEj0scrdk76
873Please respect copyright.PENANAo3XzPXpXBt
「你老母做乜企撚左係度啊,喇喇聲整過個啦!」873Please respect copyright.PENANANOreiOXyJa
873Please respect copyright.PENANAiCkIY4ZR6g
雖然塊面變左白色,但比我屌一屌,佢終於醒返,當無事發生重新整過個包。873Please respect copyright.PENANAnYtiGss7VC
873Please respect copyright.PENANAYurnG7MqiC
係依個兩面夾攻既情況之下,忽然踎底咁大個動作,咪即係直接同全世界講:我柒左啊!整鳩跌左個包啊!快D望過黎啦!873Please respect copyright.PENANAYvBV27jGNt
873Please respect copyright.PENANABdVNRDaeku
到時踎底左真係唔撚洗起身,幫人含撚含到甩骹都唔撚惦喇。873Please respect copyright.PENANAKZPDZgY10O
873Please respect copyright.PENANA84BG9gptSc
但下一秒,我不經已回頭,發生原來有條友笑笑口望住我……873Please respect copyright.PENANAID22McWCCm
873Please respect copyright.PENANAjKjecu8ZX9
頭先一系列既事件都比佢睇到哂喇,屌你老母……873Please respect copyright.PENANA1H6dh4gN66
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而且好衰唔衰,佢重要係全鋪最大果條友!唔鳩係個經理啊!係個鬼佬啊屌你老母!今次仆街鳥!873Please respect copyright.PENANAlhBV2o9VY7
873Please respect copyright.PENANAaDITRsPiri
由果一秒之後,我已經放棄諗理由為自己辯護,而係諗緊黎緊搵咩工好,真係一諗起已經唔鳩想做人,望住包上面既魚柳,先發現原來做人係咁痛苦,如果我係條魚,做錯野只需要做一件事,就係走!走唔到就變魚柳包!真係非常簡單,唔似得做人有咁多責任要揹……873Please respect copyright.PENANAkbLRRGI4um
873Please respect copyright.PENANAook5omFpKX
當時咁諗完……我就一塊芝士鋪左上去……唔係喎…我又有印象係鋪緊半塊芝士……873Please respect copyright.PENANAjjYmuO5F94
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一塊Or半塊芝士,that is the question!只可惜我而家完全記唔起!873Please respect copyright.PENANAmWBnLWZJkO
873Please respect copyright.PENANArF3iF8JS0a
雖然我而家攪盡腦汁都記唔起,完全得諗唔到一個肯定既答案。但當時既我根本完全唔在意,一塊半塊都唔會影響我將會有機會比人炒既事實,真係想喊出黎。873Please respect copyright.PENANAGTlqndNdAL
873Please respect copyright.PENANAfNfT18Y21y
我就咁戇鳩鳩過左半日,人流回復正常既時候,我就知道係時候要受死了……873Please respect copyright.PENANAWUXM3Y10YC
873Please respect copyright.PENANAie3ojhODlr
果然,無幾耐之後,咁岩頭先整跌包果條撚樣一去左屙屎,鬼佬就過黎搵我傾計。佢開口果時我已經預左比人屌,唔止我,其實每個注意到佢行過黎既蛋散(除左個傻閪經理嚇到賴啊哂屎)都食定花生,等睇我點比人屌,雖然佢地都唔知我衰乜野,但見到有人比人屌就自然好興奮,始終人鐘意睇人仆街,依個係萬古不變既定律。873Please respect copyright.PENANAI1nM36F54l
873Please respect copyright.PENANADgu6puhV0M
點知佢走過來第一句說話,就是用純正的粵語問我:873Please respect copyright.PENANAWpsgX8N9au
873Please respect copyright.PENANAW5ovJ3JHoY
「你識唔識英文?」873Please respect copyright.PENANA1KVyMK3R66
873Please respect copyright.PENANAauzAk9Tl5T
不過當下預左比人屌既我,真係唔知點應佢好,只係話:873Please respect copyright.PENANA27sqRnimbq
873Please respect copyright.PENANAvAi5ObNapB
「O...Yes...少少咁啦。」873Please respect copyright.PENANAOP8bQZr6Sn
873Please respect copyright.PENANAhdsgg5q15P
之後佢即刻轉台同我講一大輪英文,再眼定定咁望住我,應該係問緊我野,完全唔知佢講乜既情況之下,叫我點答佢?873Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2TcTq9H3l
873Please respect copyright.PENANAvQfIztIprk
所以我都無謂死撐了,唯有成隻死狗咁 同佢講:873Please respect copyright.PENANAsf2cyyvWNU
873Please respect copyright.PENANAvOBGbpMKB1
「其實我唔知你講乜,真係唔好意思,如果你問頭先你見到既事,我只可以Say 句 Sorry。」873Please respect copyright.PENANAtxd61g8WO3
873Please respect copyright.PENANA2WXWCYQjCv
佢笑兩聲,然後哄前個頭,用只有我們兩人聽到的聲量細細聲問我:873Please respect copyright.PENANACWf20JTDA3
873Please respect copyright.PENANAOYvXeQahPf
「點啊?想唔想Promotion啊?」873Please respect copyright.PENANAYuRMsezhBn
873Please respect copyright.PENANA8TyW6uS4EW
我眼定定望住佢,心諗佢係咪串緊我,然後佢又笑騎騎咁同我講:873Please respect copyright.PENANAgaPqpPgEFf
873Please respect copyright.PENANAKIh9KApKx7
「一個月後我黎搵你,到時你聽得明我講乜既話,到時我就幫你。」之後就頭也不回咁走左去。873Please respect copyright.PENANAPXVSeJT812
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一個人無啦啦話帶你升職,重要因為見到我一腳踢個包落枱底而睇中我,真係好鳩大隻蛤乸跳過黎搵我,比起中六合彩更荒謬。873Please respect copyright.PENANAzhBYo4QigI
873Please respect copyright.PENANAYQA3JaQ19h
但你問我信唔信佢既話……873Please respect copyright.PENANAJh4Q0JuyyV
873Please respect copyright.PENANApiQVygmWO5
無錯,我都唔敢肯定佢信唔信得過,可能佢只係玩鳩我,又或者得左之後唔認數。873Please respect copyright.PENANAaQW7XcJK4o
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但我根本無得揀,當時我既狀態已經同走到絕路無分別,除左信佢之外,已經無其他選擇,而且直覺話我知,依個可能已經係我成世人最大既機會。873Please respect copyright.PENANAAWfydYTU6c
873Please respect copyright.PENANAR6tET8NcsF
下一步應該點做?873Please respect copyright.PENANAcUOpQ7Zbir
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緊係去馬啦!873Please respect copyright.PENANAajxpmk6EPp
873Please respect copyright.PENANA6mxyxyHAvB
果個月可能係我成世人最勤力既一個月,我拎左成半副身家出黎,買左好多以前覺得根本係戇鳩既英文書同錄音帶,每人都懷住要兜口兜面屌鳩個經理既意志同決心,一日一日咁捱落去……873Please respect copyright.PENANAV3xkAqxANa
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結果,到最後我真係做到。873Please respect copyright.PENANApYn157M1fC
873Please respect copyright.PENANAIvw8unGIAa
「現在的世界,成功人生在於兩成實力,三成人脈,與五成的運氣。如果我能為你帶來後面兩項,第一項你又能夠達成嗎?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANANh6b04Qy4g
873Please respect copyright.PENANApxDrinJUm5
這就是鬼佬正式跟我說的第一句話,也是我在M記的事業路上所真正踏出的第一步。873Please respect copyright.PENANAtaO7mWGjza
873Please respect copyright.PENANAZJ8qAlh4nX
在今晚的宴會前,我一直都覺得這句話是發噏風,是上左位的勝利者的凱歌,始終上左位鐘意點講都得,就算話每日食五香肉丁會發達,都一樣有人會信。873Please respect copyright.PENANAv6VxOOvHe9
873Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7zmKp0Gh8
但今日我終於明白,鬼佬所講既果句說話唔係五香肉丁咁簡單,而係名符其實既金石良言。873Please respect copyright.PENANAcGW6EYvmui
873Please respect copyright.PENANActszWxjHSb
因為這句說話,我成為了M記的區域經理;因為這句說話,我來到了共濟會的晚宴;因為這句說話,我的人生將會迎來更大的晉升。873Please respect copyright.PENANAGyv32yJsXs
873Please respect copyright.PENANAMl0WjPxSt1
所以每個成功的人,背後都一定會有自己的伯樂,我如是,可樂人也如是,大家都知道對方在短短的五秒沉默在做什麼。873Please respect copyright.PENANAwu9MdmfDVA
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我們都在將這五秒獻給我們的伯樂。873Please respect copyright.PENANAHWytpx8DXA
873Please respect copyright.PENANA91N8EQZl3u
873Please respect copyright.PENANAyBmJDnjrSH
然後可樂人將抹好的圓框眼鏡重新戴上,萬般感概地說:873Please respect copyright.PENANAAYQwlNopkK
873Please respect copyright.PENANAvgQWh3sHZa
「想起來實在有點說不出的情緒呢……由特賣店的T恤,到現在一身XXXXXX(應該是某個名師的名字)設計的西裝,要說是輕而易舉的話,絕對是騙人的吧。也是對我們奮鬥時光的一種侮辱呢……(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAjm5I4KX2hM
873Please respect copyright.PENANAJixTdLP2rj
我也笑著呷口雞尾酒,說出Copper那句改變我一生的金石良言:873Please respect copyright.PENANAVX3eHt0OGp
873Please respect copyright.PENANAWzhkIJmima
「『三分天注定,七分靠打拼』這種講法我不太認同呢……我就覺得活到今日,靠的就是兩成實力,三成人脈,與五成運氣。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANATMtoxeni2B
873Please respect copyright.PENANAAUYegBo4FL
他聽罷有點輕佻地問:873Please respect copyright.PENANAVrBcRoqX4M
873Please respect copyright.PENANAniG3aADr14
「五成的運氣嗎?那外面坐著的朋友們之所以今日能夠坐在那裡,靠的又是什麼呢?(英語)」聽起來應該有著看不起在座的大佬們的成份吧。873Please respect copyright.PENANApDTVYhnirj
873Please respect copyright.PENANATj0BcxCz1J
不過共濟會始終是好鳩勁的存在,這是不可動搖的:873Please respect copyright.PENANACP3gcJzfnA
873Please respect copyright.PENANATfghKBDTu8
「這個我不太清楚了,始終你們人材濟濟,個個都是有著非凡權力,要風得風的大傢伙們。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANABZneqEapsu
873Please respect copyright.PENANAUSvEPmXbZQ
他冷笑一聲,將手中剩餘的小半杯雞尾酒一喝而盡,問出一個大膽的問題:873Please respect copyright.PENANAzXj3vqlMSk
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「假如,他們連兩成的實力都沒有,那還能在這裡出現嗎?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAZM7kqUOqrd
873Please respect copyright.PENANAUOmjWHbSbZ
這不合理啊,這裡可不是街坊褔利會!而是共濟會啊!如果完全沒有實力的人,又怎會有資格出現在操控世界的神祕組織?873Please respect copyright.PENANAChsVsQyCvL
873Please respect copyright.PENANANWeewK8IUA
在我的印象也好,阿花的描述都好,共濟會的會員都擁有超群權力,近乎無限財力,是精英中的精英。873Please respect copyright.PENANAShtuEXPZk8
873Please respect copyright.PENANALeTNWweVjb
此時可樂人輕輕指一下我手上的雞尾酒說:873Please respect copyright.PENANA9B6Q29UOgF
873Please respect copyright.PENANAkffN1P1Nvk
「你先喝完手上這杯吧。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANA6YtliUJaSC
873Please respect copyright.PENANA2t0lE1lrJV
然後看看手腕上一隻貴到我都不知是什麼牌子的皮帶手錶,告訴我:873Please respect copyright.PENANAqvF9tjzr9F
873Please respect copyright.PENANA8ymzqwKS6m
「還有十五秒就會有人送來一杯新的。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANA19PWYkbBes
873Please respect copyright.PENANAK3735euQur
聽罷我點點頭,將手上的雞尾酒倒進口裡,繼續沉思著。873Please respect copyright.PENANAeLztO8SXrV
873Please respect copyright.PENANAg5ksUb7WwG
我有點看不清可樂人的意圖,雖說按我剛剛的觀察,他這個人也算是傲漫,不過也算是適度,也不至於會擺出現在這種不可一世的語氣。873Please respect copyright.PENANAu7rj9RUN7F
873Please respect copyright.PENANAsaOorM84PV
所以接下來的狀況只有三種,一是可樂人真的比共濟會所有人還要強,二是共濟會的會員比想像中弱很多,三就是可樂人就只是個自大狂。873Please respect copyright.PENANAhK0l7setMS
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如果問我的話,我理性上覺得第三才是最合理,可是直覺卻否定這個想法,大腦暫時感到非常混亂。873Please respect copyright.PENANAnd9xmVPpvf
873Please respect copyright.PENANAFAe8DdQWUx
果然十五秒後,一名侍者真的非常準時地出現,為我們送來兩杯看來不似含有酒精成份,疑似可樂的飲品。873Please respect copyright.PENANA77FMFaSoG5
873Please respect copyright.PENANAPy8Hxa6qX1
取過飲品,可樂人笑著說:「怎樣?你覺得這裡是靠幸運就可以得到入場卷的地方嗎?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAKv2yQ2HsQl
873Please respect copyright.PENANAJB69SkysZ1
我喝一口,果然是可樂,於是順口就說:873Please respect copyright.PENANAIbNfHnRxwl
873Please respect copyright.PENANALZNFrntwQr
「你還真的喜歡自己公司的產品呢。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAEjaQRZllJV
873Please respect copyright.PENANAmcUbHfnJmK
他喝一口,笑著說:「喜歡的話又稱不上,只是酒不宜喝太多,可樂比較有益罷了。對了,那個問題你的看法是怎樣?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANA7izvmjt5M7
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可能這晚碰得太多酒精,這時候來杯可樂,整個人忽然有種舒暢感,雖然我不認同可樂很有益就是啦。873Please respect copyright.PENANA3zdeH93Tob
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既然他依然將我拉回那個話題,我就回答:873Please respect copyright.PENANAV738adoFku
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「啊……或者,如果夠運氣出生在對的地方,餘下的部份應該不是問題的。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANALmGYA6nSkM
873Please respect copyright.PENANAtWeyS32HHg
確是這樣,如果我老豆是李加成的話,毫無懸念已經是人生的贏家了。873Please respect copyright.PENANAVV3uu2lGKh
873Please respect copyright.PENANAG1jBIhaVnv
而可樂人皺著眉笑,對於我的講法抱有既認同又不忿的態度:873Please respect copyright.PENANAuTQaMNQTft
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「你這樣說,即是只要夠好運,不管高,矮,肥,瘦,樣衰,靚仔,聰明,遲鈍,即使什麼材能也沒有都好,只要有著非凡的運氣的話,都能夠上到上層,甚至出現在今晚的宴會吧?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANALBWL0E5R2W
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他想我怎樣回答?雖然聽起來很荒謬,但事實正正就是這樣啊,只要有錢有權有勢,樣唔樣衰,高唔高都已經唔再係問題了。873Please respect copyright.PENANAKmAM9XqXYL
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這是鐵一般正確的,我也否定不了,太過刻意去迎合其他人不是我的風格,所以就老老實實回答他:873Please respect copyright.PENANAj7a1YSEjJW
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「對,假如真的很、很、很好運的話,就算屎忽長在頭上,他一樣可以在今晚出現,之不過這個機會率實在非常、非常、非常低。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAmCq1rvgqR7
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可樂人輕輕吸口可樂,問我:873Please respect copyright.PENANAVPOsQNBDJy
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「你知道什麼是Lottery吧?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAarMiN2WtAw
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Lottery即是彩票,是好像六合彩那樣的東西。873Please respect copyright.PENANA2e5vaSvn4o
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「當然。(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAPJANryqa79
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聽罷我的回答,可樂人又繼續說,我大概都估到他想說什麼了,應該想以六合彩與投胎的機率作個對比吧:873Please respect copyright.PENANAtt0yWPHh0B
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「我以前也有玩過,這東西啊,每期都有人中獎,可是那個人永遠都不是我,但我們也不能否定有人中獎的事實。可能跟投注的人相比,中獎的人是非常少的,但如果要數中過獎的人,即使只計活著的人類,都已經比我們這棟大樓所有人加起來還要多了,你明白我在說什麼嗎?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAkylMWVqkFG
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他有意將這大樓裡的人們跟中獎的人扯上關係,應該在跟我暗示,其實共濟會都沒什麼大不了,大家人都只是靠著幸運得到這裡的一席位。873Please respect copyright.PENANAvae7SLaZQx
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我將這個他所期待的推測說出,引導他吐出更多有關共濟會的事:873Please respect copyright.PENANAUhZKVCBKnV
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「我們這裡的人其實也不太多呢,或者你是不是想說,就算在這裡坐著的人們大部份人都是因為幸運,而不是靠材能與努力,也不是什麼怪事嗎…?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANATV7IE3QtXH
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雖說他承認這件事都好,一個人的推測還是無法完全證實事實的真確性。873Please respect copyright.PENANAHuLX1dG2dJ
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不過空穴來風必有因,肯定有什麼證據,讓他有這種看法,而種種的證據將有助我更加了解共濟會的內部運作。873Please respect copyright.PENANASsaosvT8wr
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所以我再度追問沉默了的他:873Please respect copyright.PENANA575SAlH0Lt
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「確實的真相又是怎樣?難道你想告訴我……這裡就只是個富豪俱樂部嗎?(英語)」873Please respect copyright.PENANAstC0zRJtSz
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他輕輕托一下那副圓框眼鏡,認真地望著我,下一秒即將就說出真相……873Please respect copyright.PENANAQYpLNueXtI
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