886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQWj4lLgoQ
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljSWTjygXd
緊接著韻味主播的報導是現場訪問，首先的受訪對象是在三樓被老酒保打敗的長髮肌肉白鬼，他正哭得像個女人一樣，走哂音地說出以下這番話：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RUMVVxoEs
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtjriiOTLb
「那個中國人非常邪惡！他懂得用暗殺拳法……居然……一腳就將我的朋友踢死了……嗚嗚嗚嗚……（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgA9wVhhwh
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxHqTakhtQ
這種反應實在讓我非常驚奇，肉體強壯到這個地步的男人，內心居然會如此脆弱，實在非常搞笑。大概是懷著過份的自信，所以承受不了失敗吧？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRdLGQZaMt
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrLrOqTQTM
接著訪問，是白車送被我爆袋的肌肉白鬼入院的畫面，男聲以旁白解說道：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwV7t7GGtO
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafZOPxnaQ0
「下體受傷的病人今晨被送到醫院時已經昏迷，經搶救後證實不治……（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiPrCZ5NMb
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa2r5AMkE3
下？死撚左？我個心即刻寒一寒，踢一下個春袋就死鳩左？有無搞錯？我以前都踢過唔少人，但從來無踢死過人！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IwycMr1DK
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVLmg1H0pH
「病人的XXXXX與XXXXX受到不能修復的重創，相信下體當時應該受到一下非常強大的衝擊。（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqUHtXi3B0
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG9BTeQYC5
畫面轉到一個醫生，專業地解釋爆袋白鬼的死因。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPZ8uJs8eG
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR5MmyB3oU
起初我非常懷疑爆袋白鬼是否真的死於爆袋……但見個醫生努力保持冷靜，但依然因為雄性本能難掩心中的恐懼，一路講一路標冷汗。我就知道爆袋白鬼個春袋應該真係爆得好徹底，所以話唔定我應該真係踢死左人。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE9no7KvQI
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmulbyhp4kV
另一方面，我終於知道剛剛怪錯了長髮白鬼，他如此傷心的原因不是因為打輸了，原來我真係一腳踢死左佢個Friend。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJN3FVA60J
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqD59ZBvnk
不過可能之前殺死首領的時候已經驚夠，所以而家話我聽原來殺多左個人，我心又面都無乜特別淆底的感覺。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTaUYFwEjO
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwwv1Cn97n
畫面一轉，一名男性記者站在被警察封鎖的3K黨大屋前報導：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wOSDnFrTc
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ2lZBZNf5
「另一方面，於頂樓的死者頭部中槍，即時死亡，經確認後，死者是該3K黨的一名頭目。（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AmZij1Xb9
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Upj7Ha9vy
然後記者又訪問了幾個人，首先是哭到不似人形的大富翁三人組其中一人：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcc64twcZT
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgSOBWWkP0
「首領對我們很好啊……嗚嗚嗚嗚……（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq76H5xeCR9
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK489sn8NIP
之後是一個我未見過的光頭白鬼，他眼有淚光在老酒保的酒吧裡，非常感性地說：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM3EKVfT9G
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ147pN6Gxw9
「當時我們被一群黑人追打，是首領為我們解圍的，毫無疑問，他是個好人來的……（英語）」我還見到老酒保在他後要抹杯……886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBA281pH2z
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSw8BnCyoP
我即時有個疑問，其實點解得我一個比人通緝，老酒保就無事！？真係點諗都唔明。可能因為佢無殺人？定係大家白人圍威喂，當無事發生？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwre7OSdNw
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnmcrF9Up0
是鳩旦，唔撚理鳥。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KknspfTw6
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT4ljSsTGO
最後，是在太陽下變得非常純良的奶鏈白鬼，他用詭異的公雞聲，正經八本地說：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzYrfK3j97
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLovmM9CMQg
「那個凶殘的中國人是駕駛一架好古怪的粉紅豹車來的。（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ994UNMvrhC
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZFUWcx9Kc
回到主播室，韻味主播作個總結：「警方相信今次事件應該是幫派仇殺，以下是疑犯的樣貌拼圖。（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodlWex453J
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXakvYbT9WT
一幅疑犯（我）的拼圖馬上就出現。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD7F54bG3W
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0cdx0VmqI
但我第一個反應是：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ9eq55J62
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2rz7BOjay
邊鳩個黎嫁？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0BcLUKhSe
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8bFCK8Pw4
圖中人與我根本是兩個不同的人，條友似成吉思汗多過似我，成個額頭重要係光頭，然後好似清朝人咁有條辮，重要連眼鏡都無戴，相信依個通緝對我應該是完全沒有威脅。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXsNvwKlXA
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTkKbKyLsI
『我』的拼圖出了五秒後，主播就報導下一段新聞：「接下來，同樣是華人新聞，一群華人現於市中心遊行，爭取……（英語）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvwE2rHAQt
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47iljmlQp7
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc1R5UzHt4
既然有關我的新聞已經播完，我都無理由睇落去，於是繼續諗方法解決一個更重要的問題。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HtG88EpmS
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYFJZIH60s
盧卡斯張單其實我有能力找到數既，不過我將具有這能力的白金信用卡以及提款卡遺留了在香港。因為不習慣帶太多東西遠行的關係，所以我現在身上就只有一張得50000蚊信用額既垃圾卡，以及幾百元美金。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8TatxBDDY
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0Zj65Wh5L
五萬蚊港紙距離搞惦條數重有好遠路。心入面既魔鬼同我講，其實我可以一走了之，不過諗深一層，諗到之後盧卡斯會比人丟出街，就真係有少少唔忍心。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulhJ22jObu
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3s9utFMCVk
加上聽講佢屋企係拎綜緩過活，相信都無能力幫佢找左依條數，如果找唔到條數，醫院之後應該會搵佢追數。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OLyhG3HhC
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8f9181Yg9
如果問我，醫院會用乜野方式去追返條數既話……我只諗到盧卡斯健康既內臟，將會同幾個唔同既有錢佬合體……雖然美國是法治社會，但法治唔到的地方依然是存在的。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IxuTeJolS
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL24eGrALU
算喇……我都係盡一盡長輩的責任，諗計幫佢搞惦條數佢。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CyMhW43Ij
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKt0oVBzFI
可能你會問，而家我身上得咁少錢，想幫都幫唔到嫁？不過我要話你知，依個世界有樣野叫做「出外靠朋友」！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBenn77H6B
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVUXciD5ge
所以我現在立即致電一個人，請她幫我解決現在的問題，對她來說，這個小銀碼根本就不是錢。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk31EC6iyn
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5rcVDLlMb
響了兩秒，終於有人聽電話，她不帶尾音地說：「Who.」一聽聲音我就知道是阿花本人，於是立即就開門見山地請求：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5Y1rVwI6g
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRsnwXz4av
「阿花，是我，有點事想找你幫個忙。（普通話）」我特登用了普通話，首先我們上次溝通是用普通話，無疑這已經成了慣例。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OzGE1u9VU
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA38KUqeKU
再者，有求於人都是不要太自我，太有骨氣，帶有過多原則比較好，所以這一刻，為了使她順耳一點，我為救盧卡斯放棄了自己的母語。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugGP3lSWxj
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I04NZc2oi
她沒有問我是誰，相信在芝加哥會同佢講普通話既人唔多，加上我把聲其實好鳩易認，唔講你唔知，我歌喉重非常之好。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPT7CULWqA
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTY1ME51RF
「你才剛駕我的車去殺完人，又想我幫你做什麼？（普通話）」她以皇帝那種高傲得黎，又帶點微微輕佻的語氣反問我。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjYPqs0tFW
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB7zrj9MqH
唔知點解我覺得她應該正躺在一張高級梳化，一邊讓女僕為自己修甲，一邊說出以上的話。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJCu4iyAkM
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxpx39AKno
但她居然會知我殺完人，這使我有點驚訝：「你怎麼會知道？（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pzAwQuQdW
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ32rncUm1
「新聞才剛播過嘛，別說這個，我都有事要找你幫忙。（普通話）」她以很高的速度說出以上的話，同時命令我。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETtjavDbXo
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBMy6K6Hi7
這個緊急時期，我沒有拒絕的理由：「什麼事？（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqniu9iOQT
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkIk0On3aq
她沒有回答，大概懶得向我解釋。她很清楚自己有能力秒殺我的要求，所以直接了當，以沒有疑問語氣地問……其實應該說，她又在命令我，這樣可能會貼切一點：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TNk1EP82d
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuCZJ1ORse
「你有什麼麻煩。（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPs09aWHw8
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqrmX8GHG2
我很清楚遊戲規則，所以跳過無謂的開場白，誠實地說出對她來說連蚊咬都不如的要求：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r7I1py1uV
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXYn03PhKJ
「我要借點錢。（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvByAsthguv
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCjQrS25eh
她立即就問：「多少？（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTe03gDnVo
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4LJEpHFk3
這含有答允的意思，所以我馬上說出銀碼：「三萬，美金，我朋友住醫院了……所以……（普通話）」對於我所補上的原因，她完全沒有興趣知道，所以打斷順便正式答應道：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QSwNsQIg7
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1M4Sgi5XM
「好吧。（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAYR4wRgX0
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW8CL38gCM
為保形象，我必須表達自己以朋友的身份向她借這筆錢，留條線讓我以後有個理由，可以搵返依個『有錢』的『朋友』：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqXBFGwuet
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhuLekX1vh
「我回香港再還給你。（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCcqZaStrg
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5jkCc3jua
她即時拒絕，然後繼續命令我：「不用還了，你立即回來，明天幫我做一件事就可以了。（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlS7DHfpkN
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tfStiz280
其實我都預左唔洗還，而家佢自己話唔洗還就最好喇！咁就幫我慳返筆，真係多鳩謝哂。既然係咁，d錢愈早到愈好，我都唔想再繼續留係醫院：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfs6xAPoRT
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1rO3yEQew
「但那些錢我現在要，你可以怎樣給我？（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMukpHyqbjA
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ481xAdgxPF
她非常踏實地，用有錢人的方式回答：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57aAQIiPMw
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdP8UXbuDo
「等等有人會聯絡你，到時你給他醫院與你朋友的名字，就會有人幫你解決。另外，你最好一小時內給回來。（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfi7cc6cEB
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaWz25ZB9r
趕在她收線前，我問最後一個問題：「你那架車要我駕回來嗎？（普通話）」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW4OcUTD5Q
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF04Fo2R1LH
睇過新聞，我肯定D差佬靠張清朝成吉思汗既拼圖係無可能拉到我。不過佢地唔認得我一件事，佢地依然會認得停在樓下停車場的傻豹號。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR1aK2y1ni
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEhIdk7YFi
當然我不會再回傻豹號，但我也不能讓車入面的東西變成證物，這對我非常不利，所以我必須要阿花幫我解決埋這個問題。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPokWl8EeKS
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY14pIepUU
她爽快地回答：「不用，有人會處理。（普通話）」然後就收線。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqijzt792WE
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPScfPgr8vo
今次談判得到重大勝利！我讓她在不知不覺間幫我解決哂所有麻煩。雖然要我講普通話有少少唔開心，但諗返個成果，就知道一切都係值得既！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmog4hv701h
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTqlE4JHTL
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPXWEPLjjw
兩分鐘後，一通電話打來，是阿花派來的人，有錢人辦事速度真係好快，我講返醫院同盧卡斯個名，再叮囑佢解決傻豹號，他就忠實地向我保證一切都會妥當地解決，然後就非常有禮地收線。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH2pCQDB9T
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRlHTITEEs
體驗到這種服務態度，我心入面不禁讚歎：有錢真係好西正啊！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOus9uFMYSf
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUNKMvVAjR
我光明正大地從後門離開醫院，打算走出馬路截架的士回去阿花的豪宅，怎知道走了兩個街口都沒有的士。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwx17B6Ly0
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2NhwRC0kF
去到第三個街口的時候，我見到一大群遊行示威的人群，本來我打算等人龍離開後就繼續搵的士。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ue0hW4GOa
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbGCLmnZao
但有遊行的地方，就一定會有警察……所以兩秒鐘後，我發現自己已經被幾個差佬包圍……886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7EDelcseF
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA4bdsPnaE
他們盯著我，看起來非常嚴肅，半秒後一個痴肥白鬼差佬上前，來到我面前兩米的距離。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoLE2HRxhF
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佢望住我，我望住佢後面碌電燈柱，心諗：唔鳩係咁樣都認得我啊！？但無事既！無事既！行走多年江湖既經驗話我知，佢無意思拉我。我身上又無槍，D槍我全部留哂係傻豹號，所以就算搜身都唔驚！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcffWTZOmp
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敵不動，我不動。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHBWSJFCCO
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敵一動，我都唔撚動！因為我根本就唔柒知可以點動！咁多個差佬圍鳩住我，你叫我動去邊撚度？定係打鳩佢？唔好玩野啦！佢地五個人有五支炮，我就得條撚，重打？你當我真係痴撚線嫁？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OF3RrYpCH
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仆街！我成日係新聞見到美國D差佬好鐘意亂鳩咁開槍，而家見到佢地個個都好唔鋸咁望住我，我就好鳩淆底喇！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi4xHBlWlp
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媽啊！耶穌佛祖真神，求下你地一定要打救我啊！！今次無事既話，我初一十五食齋啦，好唔好！？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdfP9vaRHN
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見到痴肥差佬依然非常凶狠地啤住我，我立即再加注：最多我兩個禮拜唔打飛機！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGDBQv1NO4
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下一秒……他開口鳥……
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