『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cm7b8XJIX
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f3GWEPtA2
是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q19ExtjGK
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP41ZMAd8C
潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW75gzowDY
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQCNVheY0t
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp1BVH9uyb
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWAOf5H4VM
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyVIfVx5YH
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m8l0R1eqG
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUjIWC3xJZ
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tuLB35S6z
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRhNClNmqb
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp378Da9BCb
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuk7khHHWZ
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtreD3KF3Ms
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHhLTwUWan
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFJuMxx2ei
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJqGlv4aFU
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVfkjod3cF
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2lxCbBSQ8
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBiCbTub63
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG17cArtPU
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0KrxFiJkd
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvLBkaQXfY
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5tYOD7hOP
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwFbUv7FQM
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqJEKYdn18
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK079vEqbk
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IU9n44x2B
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O7kD2UcgA
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaVPJcmI74
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctklVffmvc
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w4nkcfEs2
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgHimItit2
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOKP5FSlxy
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCNRPtrj4E
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWVZwK6BbA
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFJKhCGKSu
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkuksyEgmG
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SRRsl9DPV
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5qXjKudqr
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkET43IgBW
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUTQrA7bKn
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MDw7fFJ3O
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hqwr5iXVv
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4NjliF5pf
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5fXMgFTNh
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbGLA1sPnw
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqdxmNd1nV
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKErgYbkkQK
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJF47LGp0n
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOvPuHitVX
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBX2sJZepm
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwwHF3eqyq
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cqRLCUNBZ
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRfJ7KrBlr
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCycj524UGR
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n0J80OH7R
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKtahlowrp
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwV7SYEZV2
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZqucc5BQW
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdtZrVYmpp
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwgEnjfRai
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgP47Pzd4b
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv45gJuYihX
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL7eKKkEZz
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDIB73YCOz
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmRdtdKjTF
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r3X5TumaM
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNQ4AzOWoT
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwQLFlXjWz
就是位於地牢的殮房。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYZd44SFi1
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBlTQPF6GP
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrN437zfHD
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgPPi0LMpw
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5BOcJqmuH
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvitQPcT6i1
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8cCSdQR0H
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUDC83nTPh
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVamGMBjFBF
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhtt7sM9Go
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORhBljQndR
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZdXrERcau
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCEMkTLhVx
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nWLnizMQK
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8fQoMRNql
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh8V80W4kn
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSlbAm9pPf
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW3fnz1ZkG
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0due4uWbj
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn3SrvPEew
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgcoiV3x3Q
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuVVGKLVsl
今次作戰也就此結束。』711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDctZGI1Ksg
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlutckhLdO
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVjIXcVROW
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI31JYzgN2
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjip9pIJP1L
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSFNx6neOz
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hsFwDDP02
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqWEnzLo50
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6OxPsy7oO
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OX0FkzJTz
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRGFQ0M2uy
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6LXfBmC7a
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmye1eMbug
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVC1pSgnJG
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g0Nn8whiI
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxIFxwtMiu
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTfqoIsVur
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZITypVjxQb
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhwntMFpoH
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCqn9MDjLq
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZYV5ZZNMp
「哈哈。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOMrzzzKeN
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hAymQeqMM
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNMFjswLyg
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9SAFhZZin
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTiGJDQNMS
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04Ubsn6gZz
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3TY6WT2jd
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNePUXu2FB
於是我加上這樣的一句：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdU22a8bZv
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvXkt8sDMf
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89s0b5SmK3
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO8XYCTLaT
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaboEmYpTt
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfxNjelHNj
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsR0exrrhS
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xfRaezHaX
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPHmkHpmXB
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TeSPctGOK
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuskJmajBSi
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0akc5wT4Pu
希望能讓他高興一點吧。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95TgdH2wRt
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuLTYueW8b
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx7GQf6Sa9
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWykN31YA8
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pvrjq8FZR
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZUZS4fjX0
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlCoEK2Kyb
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0M9wS2I9D
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e69Gqc2BS
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHVm6kJg4h
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOruMwns14
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstHGn5kfzR
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuphjjPIJj
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p3fRSScxv
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77GhcFILdI
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0dF0o1NXC
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9sVXq6SFZ
大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb79nRGDUZ
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9KNEGSZTL
你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwSenJp6oG
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMQUGwyvpw
「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRjlGQMmpU
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZZoFCphb9
Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmN2C9bEU9
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fRZ0D2snF
見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YHna4Duqk
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxQoxDa6Oy
「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kao6aYqwB
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFcz5hZfgW
「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89yUyFHw9v
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG3dRNuQTJ
在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxKVbK1Mo2
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KgWvB7wYg
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqyvDkUCZs
排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2yERhCDMq
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lOpzyojvB
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwgJo3QQEd
真是件英勇的事跡呢……711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCXxBrH1ot
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIhdW6T8LI
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknGiFCMFHB
見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXtWe8CUAV
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvbScWwNVm
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmlp3thCpz
「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLEHq8qcvW
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZRC9f12Kp
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrlSVmbmFH
不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJSg4IlIEK
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvZLo6w8Iz
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyjWxWtUCT
711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tN7wWYolv
然後按「加至主畫面」