『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTjvAXV9bs
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi51HDIRzm
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaPCT0eGeV
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwQzm75Qeu
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4e88QV1jl
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1WqKyRbpn
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYg0hgbvM0
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzOD1QR13J
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1UPXNNDXN
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlM4OnRqdx
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ680smLbWpk
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ9ZYD8q78
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8sAWveW32
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS0cQAJ4c9
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRU6u50taw
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw8u0c36dn
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMW9ptKcNp
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EY1OhXEB3
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1kc8ep8ZK
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVylOMwW5b1
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBBJbEfPme
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjtubFXULm
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKgLCAYP8h
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q9vnw5Z6j
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFzXF18hSw
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzriMWX1u3n
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzUQ3X7n10
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1XjANFv36
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMmVA9jh6G
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkaUBysvTH
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Bzk9HoM7
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sSdt0qTx1
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNOdHj7vrv
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn364hObVg
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel3EtIeaZe
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14NkpK70LL
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Agbq7KtBo
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI31TlobGl
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvESrqRNXb
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR99ApfL5a
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AhMBlgGye
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFTrhPYeGS
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe9nk5xKy8
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bGn5o6tdH
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR29HKXGya
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvWPkZZx4q
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOS84pTORp
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIolQHiaK6s
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr9beHNs53
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheRLeFo7Fd
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuq4mM94pU
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEhUxXBX90
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2g3ijteYq
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWGGOoLbZj
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCGG9NvdzK
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9PGWLMgG7
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhbZAHEiQa
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLntJCvH57M
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlGp2alE3o
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM1dfKar7q
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDVjNo1w4J
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VovTf546P
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI8zP0ENNi
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrNjKzTEsD
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqAlFVfmPG
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNApquaoPq
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2zdOFtolt
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrlXAKWE1n
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOO3b1bvTc
就是位於地牢的殮房。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNHNKzQZpY
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPs0WIMvXM
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib4NcBdGJU
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXvaSAaqmm
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMNHZWIZhL
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN4se6awNm
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOpvh9a9XK
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPfPKDVGPl
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtKUD5G2ko
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YyHpXTRSB
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QIWVwOxwB
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LSomu2fus
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak2k8r8WC9
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI7RoFEv68
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsOOxAqaRI
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81TPyWfaAD
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuupOT9RzX
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWs3QDQvFb
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN28gdLcHu
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz6FCQu889
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy4ZWlXaSx
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PYCcvOnqS
今次作戰也就此結束。』814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPRXu5yPRP
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ013qkvbVrk
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBUgEmR7fu
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbGB8rekHg
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mT2gVPbW3
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt5ZCqeR2M
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeRHYvNSaM
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY1SJKbtp4
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKn4vA02jR
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRZBrci7Xc
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR64BDYJbuw
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70FwQsDP9I
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9pZq5npSo
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwgjtvwhr4
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6PRws317f
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRkzyN9Irs
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXspJPrORL
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGvDQG5Q1m
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK1yWkWK2x
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiDtLGNmY0
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YSWjdtQpP
「哈哈。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoij3JmGFiu
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM2fTu2k3c
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTI7Q4deKi
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPfYzvioCr
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O4zKdQBH2
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5pyatYUGL
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6h4YVaLM1
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguEjR70enF
於是我加上這樣的一句：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTiTGFO2RD
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfesY2UwG7i
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbXj0K4Wnr
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxxCnOhnNI
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxDVynCiuW
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaU4ja0txX
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG4lH2SaMc
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOSSR5NxYq
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT0o989qxH
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3tg2emzGO
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67nldC1y2Z
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE8eUQp4uS
希望能讓他高興一點吧。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmJfTN05A7
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdwjzyALY8
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHUMA7SoyA
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOXXp7gMsE
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRina76M6os
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JkDHO558S
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSRx1UDtVI
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eP6kR2729
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBMvXdtNCl
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9NvRJj4Dg
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvMtYvoekw
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIsxyHPe1u
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmEWUS7d9S
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJlQcqSJ8J
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLK1e6daXP
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0zpq1Ehe7
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePnqT5KUfG
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH73EWoNlJ
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBXu3xT2Oq
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv34Kx3MUxl
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHns02xc8A
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELUzCqXQGq
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXauruvbLHg
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7G80v9bzY
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9Oh6B9Gf0
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6mr1ocFJd
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFfCRQMY2Q
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8azmtwSzJ
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMrLjEaq6i
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