離開我所出生的醫院後，走過兩個街口，便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過，自己正身處在黃大仙，要找私立醫院的話，近在九龍塘已有一所，要找公立的話，就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61G1dSBzAm
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基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方，而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院，自問方向感不是特別好，地圖又看不明白，以免人生路不熟，所以一下子便決定了去向。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghHnOwXxVi
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我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN，沿途沒經過隧道，也沒有發生什麼怪事，就是一場普通不過的車程。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ37TTwFpDL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5Q5IRrds6
小時候，我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感，因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻，自己又親眼見過，駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬，而且駕駛風格急進野蠻，所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC4ok2V1iN
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根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我，收集大量謠言，再加入創作力量同幻想，便得出一些結論……948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDLGpp2sv8
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk8szlNTHi
紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具，間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫，更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方，使我從此對它退避幾分。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEvn4LfbSR
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl1NoktXSv
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsErTzZsWSr
直至中一時期，一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西，在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔，看來他應該空閒得要死，一聽我們要出外，就「知會」一聲要跟著來，然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了，全因他的一句：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLeLO1RyBv
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「搭乜撚野巴士丫，又慢又「澳」到仆街，出到去都暈陀陀喇，重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊！拿，跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦，男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫，屌，都戇鳩鳩既。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3zI34eSoc
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那個年紀，誰又懂得拒絕人？對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KasGoQdbS
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn6rUZfw7w
一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我，被迫乘坐的初體驗，實在記憶深刻，畢生難忘，恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDkiQqteim
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta0oPZk4uI
那時候，我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸，更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人，因為在我的概念裡，有資格上紅VAN的人，都定必非常黑暗。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wwcJex0A6
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuzpiVlyS3
上到車，第一件事是什麼？我問你，第一件事會是做什麼？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzIj5F7Qy3
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBm3xIeW2s
當然是付車費啦！要是在巴士忘記了的話，司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVy4ydDDr9
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8662KxVe12
如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話，後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX0oCaFxm0
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ3V2zntbP
我連忙取出八達通，打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv5AtRZgCk
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可是……！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnovOUAyhY
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubJFesRN85
八達通機呢！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAayVCCmMR
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAywmziDmL
找不到這個，讓我極度不知所措，一股熱流直湧上頭部，緊接著是強烈的暈眩，還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbrEDZ7Z4Q
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怎辦好！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd087eujzzq
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmGfitYtL6
我已冷靜不來，心想要現已前無去路，後有波叔，要是不做點什麼，被那個口叼香煙，兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺，也非什麼怪事。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpFiIxObGA
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45lVzgEV9Z
在我腦海只想到兩件事，一是逃生，二是對不起老豆老母，我還不想死啊！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf6vKevyfk
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwyJCStVzK
是壞的情況下，我還想過反正已洗濕了頭，一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9tFfwr4Bu
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03TnoA0WRf
「喂，靚仔，你發羊吊啊，快D啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOYM8BXYZw
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5lMJI8mng
司機催束一下，使我更加緊張，正想埋怨：「我搵唔到部八達通機啊！點算啊！」的時候，就被波叔用力一推，將我帶回現實世界。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvcbdyuMuc
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC0yK85n0q
用力很準，一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位，然後輕鬆地坐在我旁，緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Glh8tIk4e
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYyhk976CH
「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊，想比人屌啊？」波叔小聲地責怪我，但我仍困在一個疑惑之中，原來紅VAN是免費的嗎？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6xRdmpWSm
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVSS6IUvkF
還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWsimVCoaE
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcdmLaxthI
為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下！？難道他們也是老江湖嗎！？原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEyBKKgwr3
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13eb2etO7F
嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了，別斟酌在這種小事上吧，總之現在我就如坐針氈，苦惱不已，還有極度的不自在！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMc9p1T8v
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD21SbnjI59
「喂，你聽唔聽到我講野啊！？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOgvzmfPWm
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBqPjm69qx
見我呆若木雞，波叔加重語氣質問道。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3PvcQiUUg
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHGGiFsNGw
我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZd2XBfyXK
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ATsHgFxa6
「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJAbkDNHwd
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡledATwWNUf
波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情，凝著我兩秒，然後嘴角失守，呆滯地笑了兩聲，用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1u21dsCRA
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX9RXnkrcH
「傻鳩，落車比錢嫁。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Do2dUhMjr
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmwN4wDlgW
「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwyapkbrrp
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt8vxdpGkR
我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊，異常不安地反問。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3RCn5e4Re
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgOIi2zm31
見我的表情，他笑得更失控，再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWEVfRwf9N
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBnZvxaAcw
「收現金嫁，小朋友，你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWceWPt5KY3
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltcV74ObTW
我猶豫一下，猛力點頭。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRUiGLBRYD
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0zvIONglG
「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死，原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz70ZHSZhxz
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6zreDZYx1
見波叔笑得失態，我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯，便問過究竟：948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrtrNT9K7p
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgXFqCGEEE
「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…？」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4vWJNMlTy
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzNqyFHo6U
他的瞬速收起笑容，目露凶光地瞪著我，看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕，把對話停下來，不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團，還未放鬆下來的我，更嚇得差點尿出來。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mWMF7QMWA
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMe86dr70L
波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋，看來頭要被扭斷了！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeuJYuOerL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PEAey3yIU
「波哥……」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEaijNPcCi
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nPJbiObEi
這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……！？我嚇得不敢說半句話，大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶，這就是走馬燈嗎……？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoKIryDi1p
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A7ILWPeuC
尿是忍住的，但淚卻禁不住落下，連帶鼻水一起。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc54ljUzgM
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLskU4ch1pc
「我而家三十未過五，邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你，叫我波哥。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYanoIwinJ
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他認真地說道。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJQ9qERqtc
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgLLkiBzI0
我卻交不出任何反應，只是眼鼻水俱下，呆呆地望著他。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7pUainjke
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ7BuMUsv6
不是因為我問他黑社會的事，所以要殺我滅口嗎？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLEA8f5KwN
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowZrVrwVDZ
解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣，焦點回到我這副怪模樣，他卻反被嚇了一驚，那個驚奇樣子，之後我只見過幾冷，分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqrgNXdn8N
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWenkEZISoF
只是一個驚青小子，被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了，有必要這麼驚奇嗎！？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7MHiWUHMO
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTSvsNjxSX
真的小題大作！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWw6ExV8ck
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxRE0C73Zy
不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqadLRhk4Er
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8FdFmM1HB
也罷，看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應，我的心沉沉地定了下來，然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr0J0p9xmL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7IzX6PfeC
看我面有難色，他瞬速反應，順手將我的頭推出窗外，讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑，幸好旁邊無車同行，要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbio1aM0C9f
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPlOLhA3Vo
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxcVCWreJC
事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題，才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車，也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界，比起紋身人，一些西裝友更加壞事做盡，一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVttnmlMs7
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其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具，與其他巴士，地鐵或電車一樣，只要有錢，普通人也能隨意乘搭。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IO9mRGMBD
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZGs24afR6
爾後，因這次慘痛的經歷，天資聰敏的我深深明白到，要是盡信謠言，不加以思考，分析與證實，總有一日會出事，小則自取奇辱，大則引火自焚。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRenUh92cyd
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAa3WxAA9V
深謀遠慮，行事謹慎的「新．周壯志」就此誕生！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4P6TqiDWE
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