一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出,彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣,聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事,我大概已心中有數。885Please respect copyright.PENANAp7ENH9ezyv
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除了他之外,不會有其他人。885Please respect copyright.PENANAU3AQszr4tm
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「喂。」885Please respect copyright.PENANATyYt5rBMGp
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他不帶任何感情,卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句,以確認我已經接了電話。885Please respect copyright.PENANAfIIxpWlZg5
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雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了,但還是要確認一下,所以就問:885Please respect copyright.PENANAVzh0m8RfAj
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「阿熹?」885Please respect copyright.PENANAVZvg7rKg00
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「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛?」依然不帶任何感情,好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。885Please respect copyright.PENANAnu1AIbcKbz
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「好啊,你依排點啊?」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢,回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯,離開位於地庫的M記。885Please respect copyright.PENANAgh7uCkC0kN
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「幾好,我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAbZMmedwCR2
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由於現在還是清晨時份,所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。885Please respect copyright.PENANARf738RLZbr
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「唔該你一路行一路傾,同時留意下周圍有無人。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAX2gFt1wcNv
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他命令道。885Please respect copyright.PENANAqviCIPA6f0
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我必須服從嗎?不。但我尊重他,便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。885Please respect copyright.PENANAlmJc62uynf
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「OK,你有乜野想講?」我公式的問,這是對那個「命令」的回敬。885Please respect copyright.PENANAs6SxECiGEA
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「志,我而家認真同你講,你繼續玩巴別塔,唔緊要,我唔干預,但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』,同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好,Post又好,總之同魚柳包有關既,都delete哂佢……」885Please respect copyright.PENANActstuyWQ1K
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語氣依舊不帶任何感情,這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。885Please respect copyright.PENANAMeJjPjpfss
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而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候,他都會顯得格外拘謹,戒慎恐懼,區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎?885Please respect copyright.PENANAhiJ1kyxyiN
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我不知道,但他的語氣告訴我:「會。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAHE3lqTa5qP
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要答應他嗎?885Please respect copyright.PENANAbhPV5j8hP4
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直覺向阿熹投了一票,理智投了巴別塔一票。885Please respect copyright.PENANAeyUEZuHmVd
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那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼?885Please respect copyright.PENANAKScV6uBMBl
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「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」885Please respect copyright.PENANAxBskRupXCo
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一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過,發出吵耳的噪音,在這兩秒間,我決定了。885Please respect copyright.PENANA8BCEwxo4Jm
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「我拒絕。」885Please respect copyright.PENANA12g9f0UxVZ
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這就是我最後的答覆,一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。885Please respect copyright.PENANAq8B5i6szrG
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聽到阿熹的態度,我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列,成為一個正式的男優,因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。885Please respect copyright.PENANAihL6msXoVT
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看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了,此證明我創立巴別塔,以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。885Please respect copyright.PENANA88jipLfkZ8
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所以我拒絕了他的請求,眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路,豈有停下來的理由?885Please respect copyright.PENANAK4PYorkB1E
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嘿嘿,繼續走下去,超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊!885Please respect copyright.PENANAdlKEgKW6KP
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「我屌你老母,好聲好氣叫你停係唔得,你而家覺得自己好威啊?你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊?就黎打仗添喇!重係度玩玩玩,屌你老母,你搞到個世界仆緊街喇!鳩頭志!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAlPDfr2iwaL
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阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控,看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。885Please respect copyright.PENANALAkFBQGBqi
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「乜野鳩頭志啊,屌你!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAGaiP0R56mF
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「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊,最好刪埋個壇佢啊,係唔係好撚難先?」885Please respect copyright.PENANAdbbMeXRFw2
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「你而家話刪就刪啊?我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊?想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦!你幾歲啊?以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA0rwhcdFoJY
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「喂!我唔係亂講囉,你依D人就係咁無撚知,戇鳩鳩,連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉,以前唔係我磅住你,你死撚左九世喇!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAwM48vOIqS3
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「我都忍得你耐,你知乜野就講哂出黎啦,成鳩日收收埋埋,又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事!—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲,你係唔係好威先?你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先?我屌你老母!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAZ87mXj0AZS
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吵架就是這樣。885Please respect copyright.PENANAvRy3JfCoPN
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一切都衝口而出,我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼,說過什麼難聽的話,只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威,因為肯認的話,架就自然吵不成了。885Please respect copyright.PENANAdUqGS5SIny
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聽罷他沉一沉,接著是:885Please respect copyright.PENANAnpbgi3n5QY
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「…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」885Please respect copyright.PENANA5OTEIBa7SG
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足足四秒的沉默。885Please respect copyright.PENANAwER429hB29
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首先再開口的是他:「志。以前有乜野,今日講過d乜野,請你原諒我,過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知,但今次魚柳包依單野,真係我地都玩唔起,你而家唔刪,過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇,唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」885Please respect copyright.PENANANtdjjZDk0Y
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現在他居然認低威……?885Please respect copyright.PENANAvkaKJHSEYR
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為什麼?難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯,已經明白我已經比他更高級,更偉大嗎?885Please respect copyright.PENANAGzSGnYcDLq
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「到時你喊又好,叫救命又好,我都救你唔到嫁喇。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAIxHS4kWERZ
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看來不是,他這是苦口婆心的語氣,他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫,希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。885Please respect copyright.PENANATjG0Pdzvo9
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通常安撫過後,就是威嚇。885Please respect copyright.PENANAUw2VWAWXmL
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果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說:885Please respect copyright.PENANAlsLvPfv6xZ
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「我話你聽,而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂,魚柳包單野你當做慈事,收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」885Please respect copyright.PENANA82oFZFj18a
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說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件:885Please respect copyright.PENANApgsBr1AgxW
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「無嬰症」885Please respect copyright.PENANAiB4wsBsUBo
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電話就此斷線。885Please respect copyright.PENANAzcfgiyAj14
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這是口誤所說出的真實?還是無中生有的威嚇?885Please respect copyright.PENANAcQFzcJcSbq
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先不管了,總之現在知道的事又多了一件,就是---無嬰症。885Please respect copyright.PENANAaTTBvNcfaZ
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無嬰症意解作什麼?885Please respect copyright.PENANAw0bR27dZXO
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毛嬰症?毛鷹症?無英症?無鷹症?巫纓症?毛英症?885Please respect copyright.PENANA4iel9VAl98
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聽起來全都狗屁不通,就此讀音而言,能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個:885Please respect copyright.PENANAS4v2qMOUzD
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「無嬰症」885Please respect copyright.PENANAVxiuTVK7Z0
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意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎?885Please respect copyright.PENANAPCoxAOs46f
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居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意,以理解能力來說,我果然是個他媽的天才。885Please respect copyright.PENANABGGotU5YdP
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依照他所說,現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…?885Please respect copyright.PENANAKxVewDcEUA
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即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…?885Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7nq9W29uo
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「你大我啊!?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA9THWnkIB3G
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黃松熹,你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎!?885Please respect copyright.PENANApedaMUOfw2
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絕不可能!885Please respect copyright.PENANAkGKYS8zYyt
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我告訴你!不論魚柳包,甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世!巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇!885Please respect copyright.PENANAtmTyr3bAlR
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「Never compromise.885Please respect copyright.PENANAAmR4MBSXG6
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」885Please respect copyright.PENANAkjIOYfgYSw
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