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我自對問人生所發生的一切,接受能力相當高。就算是多麼無聊和荒謬的事情我都有信心去接受。837Please respect copyright.PENANAWlRs9q7aCe
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正如當年有個偉人告訴我「五十年不變」、「馬照跑、舞照跳」、「高度自治、港人治港」的時候,我是真心相信和接受的,儘管當時在我心裏,明知這些承諾是多麼的荒唐。事實証明,除了「馬照跑」一項外(「舞照跳」仍有跳,不過香港已經冇得跳,是過關跳),其餘的承諾都是謊言。837Please respect copyright.PENANAWvWsE3hovM
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由此可見,我的確是一個經歷過風浪的香港仔,但是此刻,當一個貌似灰灰狼的死對頭喜羊羊般的銀色反光外星人站在面前的時候,我承認,我真的接受不了……而且喜羊羊外星人還用它的金色死光槍指著我?如果我沒記錯,許多年前Tim Burton一齣電影裏火星人的死光槍可以將一個人在瞬間炸成白骨……837Please respect copyright.PENANAabWOFIYnmj
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外星人站在我面前,背後的鄭多燕在尖叫,房間裏的一男一女一外星人,氣氛實在詭異到了極限。837Please respect copyright.PENANAC4FO9X4U7n
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此刻站在距離我兩米以外的外星人嘰嘰咕咕,不知道說著什麼,大概在說外星話。然後它像人類一樣,用手中的死光槍搖一搖,似乎要指示我和鄭多燕做什麼,我不明白之際,鄭多燕似乎明白外星人要幹什麼。837Please respect copyright.PENANABrmNSRmua0
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鄭多燕托著她的大奶子爬下床來,走到外星人面前,徐徐跪下……之後我聽到拉鍊拉開的聲音,什麼?外星人身上有拉鍊?837Please respect copyright.PENANAFg1uVEM6oe
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更不可思議的是,鄭多燕從外星人胯下取出了一條足有八吋長的陽具,然後把這東西放入口內吸吮……837Please respect copyright.PENANAEsDUugK8jH
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「雪……雪……雪雪……雪雪雪雪……」出出入入,不住吸吮……837Please respect copyright.PENANAOXR58eqEEQ
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我呆住了,比外星人用死光槍把我打爆更震撼。為什麼鄭多燕要替這個外星人口交?當然我差不多可以肯定,這個喜羊羊外星人就是托洛斯基扮的!837Please respect copyright.PENANAvi7H0NHsds
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「雪雪……雪雪雪雪……雪雪雪雪……」837Please respect copyright.PENANAOr4hHIxGqB
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外星人連死光槍也掉在地上,而且不住吐出非常enjoy的嘆息聲,猶像一朵美得差不多要凋謝的櫻花掉落在青草地上的哀怨嘆息。837Please respect copyright.PENANA5KozE03J0I
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「雪雪…雪雪雪…雪雪…雪雪雪雪雪雪雪…雪雪雪雪…雪雪……」837Please respect copyright.PENANAaMsNJ0tSpB
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剛才我聽到房外托洛斯基的慘叫聲,是他自己扮的,大約當時他已經換上了這套印度好萊活C級科幻片的外星人戲服。一切都是假的,而照鄭多燕現在幹著的行為來推演,她一定知道發生什麼事,更簡單的是,一切都是這條撚婆安排的大鬧劇。837Please respect copyright.PENANAUUvn9PLE6l
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鄭多燕吐出那差不多被她吸吮得完全充血的大屌,非常惹味地抹一抹咀回頭對我說:「波波,為什麼你不脫褲子?來啊!一起玩吧!(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAZoGY5tf6Iv
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這剎,我終於明白為什麼從鄭多燕口中整個關於魚柳包秘密的故事都這樣荒謬?為什麼托洛斯基有一些問題他不會回答?我終於totally understand……837Please respect copyright.PENANARYTm7P8jeh
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一切都是鳩話!所有都是鳩吹!837Please respect copyright.PENANAXPxQYKsYGS
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「除乜撚野褲?(粵語)」事實上,我著火鳥。837Please respect copyright.PENANAsYq0areKH1
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鄭多燕右手緊握著那條已豎得直直的大屌,大屌龜頭上還滴著一滴晶瑩剔透的口水珠,鄭多燕淫聲說:「波波,我說一起玩啊……來啊!我們一起對付外星人啊!(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAjJxnUWMfY0
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「你地究竟響度做乜撚野呀!屌你老母!」我非常大聲的叫喊!837Please respect copyright.PENANArBz3HDzacB
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「你叫什麼啊?神經病!(普通話)」鄭多燕不屑地說。837Please respect copyright.PENANAb0cprRW08H
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我憤怒地說:「我再想你們一次,你兩個操普通話的強國人究竟在幹著什麼東西?(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANArtc8rvjydn
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我看見…837Please respect copyright.PENANA0La1zpBmXi
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條鳩縮鳥。837Please respect copyright.PENANAAkLNq9PSWB
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外星人終於除下了喜羊羊的頭套,但仍鳩發發,他自然是托洛斯基,他說:「做什麼?角色扮演嘛……是SM,Sadomasochism的角色扮演啊!正場上演前那些對白是角色扮演的一部份啊,我們都需要投入自己的角色啊……你、我和XX都是對付外星人、保護地球的正義英雄啊!所以現在我們要一起做愛!只有精液和高潮才可以對付萬惡的外星人啊!(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAv2p2kWbZw9
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接著,他舉起三隻手指,「3P!You Know?Pay together and make fun of it!」837Please respect copyright.PENANA4tyMXRaT7z
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屌你老母!3P?這三隻手指的其中一隻不是想插入我的肛門吧?837Please respect copyright.PENANAZ06pQjbamt
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鄭多燕站起來,右手仍握著托洛斯基那條大屌說:「波波,魚柳包和外星人的事情,你…你……你不是當真吧?我們都是在玩玩嘛……我還以為你明白的……(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAHSPef6mksq
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我清楚了,這個貌似鄭多燕的XX小姐,是一個在網上引誘男人扑野的女人,她所做的東西,只是為了與陌生人扑野。837Please respect copyright.PENANAHNqlNUseGK
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可能大陸的民生,傳統,政治各方面的壓迫太強大,有能力去到外地,心理枷鎖便解放了,有關欲望的各方面口味都愈來愈重口味,齋扑野對她來說已經太乏味,所以她加入了其他元素,增加性趣和刺激性!然而她可能是那類「為了扑野而可以去得好盡的人」。837Please respect copyright.PENANAFcQntJ7k5Z
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我怒,可能因為她是一個女人?837Please respect copyright.PENANAJdjVVyPO4p
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事實上,香港也有不少男人「為了扑野而可以去得好盡」!只要你進入每個星期五、六日黃昏時份開向羅湖和落馬洲的九鐵車廂,或者在每個關口欣賞那些男人狗衝,一邊腦裏喊著「屌你老母,遲左就無女啦」,你就一定會明白……837Please respect copyright.PENANAJDE6y6JPsc
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而我,曾幾何時,也不是一樣……837Please respect copyright.PENANAnjcifNK6nw
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「小紅……」837Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9ODg02vQx
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也許,除卻扑野,生命本身也太無聊吧?837Please respect copyright.PENANANHWVmSe3m5
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我知,托洛斯基現在一定在笑我戇鳩!我強忍著怒火,說:「XX,這個男人是誰?(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAnuwkhMFTYn
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托洛斯基條賓周好粗好長,我知道他不是普通人。這種大屌,不是平凡人配擁有的。837Please respect copyright.PENANAkOr52BONWd
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鄭多燕淫笑了一下,用手拍拍托洛斯基那條大屌,笑說:「他就是芝加哥最有名的中國人SM大王啊!(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAyur18ffc47
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「中國人SM大王?(普通話)」我吞了一啖口水回應。837Please respect copyright.PENANAleyG0xamnf
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「是啊!中國人SM大王!(普通話)」鄭多燕繼續說,「是我今早在M記外用電話找他一起來玩的,之前我和他已經玩過好多次了,什麼SM,3P,4P……我們都試過了,關於SEX,他是一級專家啊,他玩得好厲害哩!和他玩,單單是玩SM,他媽的十天十夜也玩不完嘛……但今次角色扮演,找他來扮外星人則是我提議的!(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAnGfEQuGJe8
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我指指托洛斯基,說:「他是鴨?(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANARS4jdeRmfL
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托洛斯基陽物一彈、眉頭一皺,說:「我是用SEX服務他人的專業人仕!(普通話)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAB7RNZVMDCC
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我點點頭,說:「明白。(粵語)」「屌你老母你只鳩係一隻鴨!(心諗)」837Please respect copyright.PENANAGqlAAesnLo
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在我面前,這兩個操普通話的強國人,我想,區區自小在香港長大的一個香港仔,是無法接觸他們的道德底線的。對不起,我在說「道德」?十日前,我才殺過人,現在我學人說「道德」?我一定是瘋了,世界一定是瘋了!是的,只有世界瘋了才讓我瘋了!或者……或者……837Please respect copyright.PENANAvv9bSnmbPp
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托洛斯基嘆了口氣,非常不滿地說:「你們究竟玩不玩?就算不玩,也要付錢嘛!」837Please respect copyright.PENANABZomQX2yfd
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鄭多燕展現她來自大陸的風範,蹲下,露出整個毛茸茸的下體(原來她一早除了底環),然後大力用舌頭舔了那條充血度只剩下百份之五十以下的大陽具一下,淫聲淫語地說:「不要啊!讓我再勸勸波波一齊玩嘛!」837Please respect copyright.PENANAghdU3LC0hC
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