經過一個星期努力,以及上次IT部四眼仔幫忙之下,論壇終於完工。965Please respect copyright.PENANAzVwymr5lAS
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經歷了大約二十個小時的運行,留言數已經差不多超過七百。965Please respect copyright.PENANA9FBfNIhY3L
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主要都是因為我把它推到Facebook上宣傳,加上人與人的流傳,加入討論的新人有增加趨勢。965Please respect copyright.PENANAw1IUWiid68
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知名度提升的速度匪夷所思,而且富戲劇性,簡直就像TVB的爛電視劇一樣。965Please respect copyright.PENANA7jjCzbzyEV
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論壇版面非常簡約,版面由黑白灰色組成,首頁只有兩個區域可供進入,一是「新聞區」,二是「討論區」。965Please respect copyright.PENANAKtlrq0yeem
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新聞區的運作就是貼上有關魚柳包調查方面的最新消息,所謂的「最新消息」都是在討論區取材後處理再發出,而有權發出新聞的人就只有我。所以,其實這個新聞區根本就可說是我的個人網誌。965Please respect copyright.PENANABFyOZSJ926
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想起來,其實這裡說是論壇好像不太恰當,如果說是一個帶有討論區的網誌倒更適合。965Please respect copyright.PENANA0lJUcX3LrG
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而討論區,顧名思義就是一個討論的區域,形式像4Chan一樣,不用注冊就能看到內容與發言,而帖子與高登相同,一但發帖,就不能「編輯」與「刪除」。965Please respect copyright.PENANAuIgrMkbE49
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最新發佈的「最新消息」會置頂,讓所有人都知道最新的情報。965Please respect copyright.PENANA5cM5evH4cK
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人數愈多,資訊量就愈大。可惜大多數人所說的都是千篇一律,但這也是難免的,因為魚柳包這件事討論價值實在不太大。965Please respect copyright.PENANA5mvyNjr68o
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所以現在的發言大多都開始由魚柳包轉到其他話題。965Please respect copyright.PENANAC7ApYajz4k
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明明帖一開頭是一張年代久遠的M記雜誌廣告,樓主還叫其他人幫手看看那解像度極差的魚柳包有什麼異樣,結果最後居然會變成了海外留學,移民的相認區。965Please respect copyright.PENANAZn7Q1l1Dev
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最可惡的是,無論多無聊的帖,往往還是有一些有用的資訊隱藏著。965Please respect copyright.PENANAeXxNa2hY6p
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明明一開始只是個新人報到的無聊帖子,最後幾個回覆卻是一個做了多年M記的傢伙自爆從前沒有接觸過半塊芝士。965Please respect copyright.PENANAmRFA5LmPXV
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我就似是在堆填區中不停搜索有用物資的可憐孟加拉小孩一樣,垃圾堆積如山,靠我一個人現在還做得來,但過一段時間後,可能就要請多個朋友來幫手了。965Please respect copyright.PENANA3rR3oGMqZS
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有人會問,我也問自己,論壇的人流究竟從何而來,除了Facebook的力量之外,我得不到一個答案。965Please respect copyright.PENANAfXDqmL2XtV
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「巴別塔」的app開發還要一段時間才可以完成,現在就只有網頁版,臨時撐起論壇的,大概就是那個努力不懈地更新的「新聞區」吧?965Please respect copyright.PENANAozKs3mfmTu
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現在,我又在幾天前那間分店的狹窄貨倉裡,不過正好沒有公事要處理,使我可以憂閒地坐在一張矮椅上,用自己的I phone檢查一下電子郵件。965Please respect copyright.PENANA84dk6fys40
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就在我成立討論區的翌日,我傳了一封有關魚柳包的問題的電郵到M記的總公司,可惜一直都得不到回覆,然後我每天就痴痴的等著,時不時就檢查一下電郵,可惜今次還是沒有得到回覆,只有一些來自Facebook與Youtube的垃圾郵件。965Please respect copyright.PENANA4rFJHmnYHK
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我抓抓頭,打個呵欠,警戒一下,聽聽有沒有人進入貨倉。965Please respect copyright.PENANASreAjHT2uX
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嗯,非常安全。965Please respect copyright.PENANA8J9F4uKcsp
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雖說沒有人在意我這個小小的IT Support,但間中還是會有一些閒人會進來騷擾一下我,或是看看我是否空閒,喚我去做一些無聊事。965Please respect copyright.PENANAQpNJerCWYR
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既然四方無人,我就安心看看討論區的新動向,為今晚的新聞做好準備。965Please respect copyright.PENANAzaY1wX3Wh2
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可是逛了好幾個圈,有用的帖子不上水,只剩下一些無聊的閒聊帖。965Please respect copyright.PENANAaANnkIh9V8
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「Ha Ha You're Dead!」歌詞爽快地響起!965Please respect copyright.PENANAqwzeFkJNWY
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在我聚精會神地凝視著帖子時,顯示著帖子的I phone突然響起來,把我嚇了一跳。965Please respect copyright.PENANAO6GUtYguAy
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聯絡人的相片空白,是一個熟悉的電話號碼,但又想不起是誰。965Please respect copyright.PENANAVO7EWfB68N
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「Ha Ha You're Dead!」965Please respect copyright.PENANA8OvDwpUARI
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鈴聲響到第二句,好輕快呢,真爽!但聽起來,Billie好像唱得比平常焦躁,彷佛在催促我聽這通電話一樣。965Please respect copyright.PENANAzFhsFKflfh
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我未有猶豫多半秒,就接聽這通電話。965Please respect copyright.PENANAXzoSjkhRTs
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誰知一聽,一股強烈的中年大叔氣色在小喇叭傳出來,在我認識的人當中,有誰能夠做到這種異常的氣氛,第一個想到的人,就是那個失敗中年—「波叔」。965Please respect copyright.PENANAeYJiqRx9x7
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究竟打來幹什麼?難道想約我打天九嗎?965Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ioqm2pSb5
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「喂?阿志?波叔啊。」965Please respect copyright.PENANAnU1SPLE3Z1
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他以一貫帶點灑脫的語氣說道。坦白說,我早就知道是你。965Please respect copyright.PENANAd6W4DUll4A
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「係,波叔?點啊?有咩事啊?」我一如以往帶著微笑回應道。965Please respect copyright.PENANALvZMIrGeoz
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難道他找我來閒談燃燒時間嗎?但在我人生的時間分配上,與失敗中年談無聊電話的時間,可是一秒也沒有,一小秒也嫌多。965Please respect copyright.PENANAmDMxoaHejx
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唉…早知就不找他問魚柳包的事啦,難道這種電話往後還是會來過不停嗎?但看在他的四仔與一百元利是的份上,我今次就跟他談一下吧。965Please respect copyright.PENANAIxmMFDKrwJ
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「啊,係咁既,你之前講魚柳包個問題呢,而家重有無跟緊啊?」965Please respect copyright.PENANA874CCTUdle
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我開始聽到他好像有一絲緊張與不安,是緊張魚柳包的事嗎?又不像,如果要將他的語氣形象化,就像一個便祕的人終於成功排泄,卻還剩下半條屎在直腸一樣,「唉,明明屙到但又屙唔哂」總之就是不甘心的感覺。965Please respect copyright.PENANAslaxN4azmx
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我沒太在意他的語氣,理所當然地回應:965Please respect copyright.PENANAos0bsMzc1r
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「有啊,我前幾日先開左個討論區,而家都幾紅既。係喇,波叔,你唔係話以前一直都係得半塊芝士既咩?」965Please respect copyright.PENANANF8ooqG4M5
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「係既,但我前排諗返,又好似唔係咁……」這句話包含著很重的猶豫。965Please respect copyright.PENANAnFLlTAT67j
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我感受到一股大異動即將來臨:「即係你都唔肯定?」965Please respect copyright.PENANAxBCIOANV7T
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「有無一塊芝士我唔係好記得,但係我以前好似無半塊芝士依個概念。所以……」965Please respect copyright.PENANAwprrOFg2Qc
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他又再猶豫,感覺就像一個蘋果已經熟透,差不多要掉下一樣,我連忙催谷一下他:「所以?」965Please respect copyright.PENANAwE5V0Z3aOt
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「我會去美國果邊旅行,等陣上機嫁喇,不如順便幫你去總公司查下,究竟魚柳包發生左乜野事啦。」965Please respect copyright.PENANA9OBXH80HTC
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聽到這個天大的好消息,我很驚訝,心頭有一暖流直湧上大腦,興奮得一時不知怎回應好,只能簡單吐出一句:965Please respect copyright.PENANAuT9nFg1DBJ
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「下?」965Please respect copyright.PENANANyK7UB8RYV
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這絕對是個天大的喜訊,如果到美國的總公司調查的話,說不定會有很大的進展!965Please respect copyright.PENANAYwzDyFaNVj
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但我又心想,波叔幹什麼突然飛去美國?左看右看,他都不似是喜歡去旅行的人,難道身有屎嗎?965Please respect copyright.PENANAr8PzkcX6Yu
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算了!不管了!他現在的行動對我絕對有利,只要知道這一點就足夠了!965Please respect copyright.PENANAiVYTeDvfRI
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當我正組織怎回應他的事情時,他未有等我,就拋下一句:965Please respect copyright.PENANAnGmNJ2ywH1
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「咁有乜野事微信再聯絡啦。」965Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9I46tiqYR
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然後掛線。965Please respect copyright.PENANAFiqJWlSREZ
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非常突然的掛線,說完自己想說的話就掛線,沒有理會對方感受,這算是務實還是無禮?965Please respect copyright.PENANAnjmdWdK8yX
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在這個失敗中年身上,我看不到務實,所以他鐵定是無禮了。965Please respect copyright.PENANA2cDi7RKdtM
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雖然宏觀來說,他的行為對調查事情有莫大幫助,但一切都太突然,我不知道魯莽的他會在美國搞出什麼亂子。965Please respect copyright.PENANAk6nFqA6oyN
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一想到一個失敗中年在美國亂碰亂撞有什麼結果,我就頭痛起來,首先我要聯絡一個在美國的舊友。965Please respect copyright.PENANAiXJlUPxHh1
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中學時,大家都稱他作盧卡斯,當年以英文作稱呼在學校並不流行,所以一個自我介紹後,Lucas馬上就被硬翻成中文。965Please respect copyright.PENANAU7l9sxkXRS
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他是新移民,家境不太好,全家一直都靠綜援作收入,家裡有個爛賭老豆,可能為了省錢而自行理髮,所以他永遠都留著一個冬菇頭,加上長型的五官卻配上方型的雙眼,是個很易認的人。965Please respect copyright.PENANADiOPeFmzQn
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除了面形,他身體也很「長」,又高又瘦,膚色很白,好像一支識移動的白色竹一樣,縱使看來孱弱,在記憶中他卻從來沒有缺席過,也沒有早退,好像從沒有生過病。965Please respect copyright.PENANA0mVIw95ZHd
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因為他的外表組合起來有點像陽具,所以間中都會被人嘲笑,挑釁,欺負,但他卻一笑置之,繼續沉默。965Please respect copyright.PENANA3EMM0sIDDG
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外表很瘦弱,精神與身體的韌性卻很強,就如竹一般,這就是他給我的最大印象。965Please respect copyright.PENANAH2i1RdW78G
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近幾年,聽說他依靠著關愛基金飛到美國,考進了芝加哥大學。965Please respect copyright.PENANAhUZEPAAkoq
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如果住的地方與波叔相近,就拜托他支援一下波叔吧。965Please respect copyright.PENANAtlFkKs4KwY
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然後又要再聯絡波叔,交帶一下現在所得的情報,還有我討論區的網址。965Please respect copyright.PENANAJOzjeLad6z
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要辦的事真的太多了!965Please respect copyright.PENANAGlXs0DGoly
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他的電話又打不通!965Please respect copyright.PENANA4ryPGnf8AF
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人們都只是把電話當成Call機一樣使用嗎!?965Please respect copyright.PENANAU8jwpSYx6x
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唉……無可奈何之下,我只能在微信向他留言。965Please respect copyright.PENANADoC0FqxL0f
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「信就信,唔信就唔信,咩叫微信!?」每次看到微信,我都會這樣想,這無疑是個垃圾app,一大堆多餘的功能,又做不好本身的通訊功能,有時開不到app又收不到訊息,發的訊息大半天後才收到。965Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4gaEjxw9G
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不愧是中年人最愛用的通訊app,兩者根本一模一樣,要我信他,不信他,還是微信他好啊?965Please respect copyright.PENANAOR8YR2ADqo
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我將該說的都用微信傳給他了,雖然不知要何時才能傳到給他,又不知他會不會看我那詳細的訊息。965Please respect copyright.PENANAfBKng5ZBt4
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要怎辦,就全看他的主意了,坦白說,要控制一個中年人,從來都不是一件輕鬆的事,我能做的,只有期待他不要暴走得太嚴重就好了。965Please respect copyright.PENANAjPeZCxmhbs
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這樣就好了,天時,地利,人和,俱備!今晚的新聞稿向外公佈有人在美國M記總公司進行調查,想必會掀起一場哄動!965Please respect copyright.PENANAcfH8ogD6ZE
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一個史無前例的偉大計劃,即將踏出第一步。965Please respect copyright.PENANAvCdqvtz7Q3
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