就我個人的評測，對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別，先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問，其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4wFmTB3kY
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80y6aA8LA8
所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網，說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6QqWmtSgj
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33cWNXBdxH
要我相信背後一群蛋散，尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人，根本就是個笑話，若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣？領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔，雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙，不過卻不是這方面的材料，論決策力與眼光，他跟我差太遠了，決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛，作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWSoEcwZZ2
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSbJoP9XKj
想到這裡，開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的，一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KASCPII9x
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI8DiLvTmk
付上兩元的代價，我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發，雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右，但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光，幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn9doiKJ5z
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfMetoT3li
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒，我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助，成功出航一樣，實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOffzm8CSC
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4TZpWrajS
可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本，我的情報是絕不會有錯的，鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6VKCH3QKc
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC2GGibewj
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時，坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D1OusFxAl
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDTI7N2DE9
「屌你啊，仆街仔，你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊？」賣魚勝質問簫風。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyoldhS7aR
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR0VorEM1l
望過去，賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話，用手指左掃右掃，兩人看來都看得非常高興。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2puz64iGS
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oWZru5qf6
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說：「係啊，你唔覺好正既咩？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIEYFCWeRF
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zvcdfZ6N6
賣魚勝沒有回答，只是吞口口水，繼續用手指掃著智能電話。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybMWzGTXJ7
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWgSRhTpFn
我不禁心想，簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂，果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸，就算連菲傭也不放過，實在為這個國家的未來擔心。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY5Bp8CTCM
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWipojdDkUW
下一刻，超級駭客加入戰團，企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話，並說：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0DgP2D6Ic
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQTkgk7qu5
「屌，正唔正一回事啦，拎黎睇下先啦！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIXeiFcBE1
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeiwetJp4M
賣魚勝看得起興，沒有打算輕易交出電話，馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰，而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事，一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置，三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣，只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0b8iPL1dV
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gHyNZYM7W
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉，讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs09MJUjbd
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmGsjwYRRy
眼見電話在不安全的高處，要是發生什麼碰撞，它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運，簫風眼中流露出極度的不安，在悲劇發生前喝止兩人：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6ZrWzWyPO
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH9LLQVsAW
「唔好爭啦，一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnFeAu6A54
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMpKOmbhtc
聽罷，超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來，簫風襯機奪回電話，然後解決這場無謂的紛爭：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtUmVdJa3y
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkSfTsHW89
「比返部電話我，我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎，到時鐘意點J就點J啦！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzeAsxThK0
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvp5yiEiiq
幾秒後，我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動，看來海量的菲傭寫真，已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Pob7msoj6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUDGph3Bu6
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生，取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7YV5w81Tl
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA18deWXpW
震動結束，超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話，動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPir9In5LV1
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IfLPPtaqe
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻，文明分配換來的結果是空虛，看兩眼就收起來，只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮，根本個個都是未進化的野獸，實在無眼睇。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xOhre9kvn
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcQKOxvNIa
將電話收起後，不知道是出於找話題，或是秋後算帳，賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GEM9KENDe
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBoRRj0NHl
「死仔，連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳，第時想做乜啊？想做陳浩南定大王啊？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUEtNzIbnR
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog6PDhOAU2
難道他在教訓簫風嗎？但無論怎看，我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格，所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWF2NemWo9
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRaWIG981O
然後，令我意外是簫風的回答：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8pEGHDyV6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLc5lMMq8t
「大王？我邊有資格啊？一山不能藏二虎啊。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyNnsZS5El
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyt0T4XExk
他的目光並不是落在我身上，而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyJ7qMbBps
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ789pHQ2rRI
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線，望向四眼仔，接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事，戇居居地問：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1XnpIC2VQ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PlcGXfGlM
「下？你講乜野啊？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42aFvt6eqJ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGj5DV0g6X
賣魚勝沒有說話，再度望向四眼仔，超級駭客轉頭過去，才知道是什麼一回事，然後似是發現新大陸一樣，驚奇地大笑兩聲。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW4zzQYpvr
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHNmLBiVWB
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜，一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線，於是合上書問：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGmRlrAutu
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N1FvhKZfo
「你地做乜望住我？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3cLOGCHlw
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8mUUKs9EN
像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個，十個裡面有十個都好小器，而且好記仇，所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事，希望簫風小心點，不要踩到地雷吧。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFYZDlD4ue
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDNm7DkUGx
說時遲，那時快，天真的簫風已經發炮：「無野，話時話Sadmin，有無人話過你好似大王？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGnZwFj1v6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAiYULip1E
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他，托托眼鏡問：「安德尊？你隻眼睇乜架？我塊面邊有佢咁方？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4EMlnpbBc
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRNhwxw0Ia
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷，還打算全力向前衝，提高聲量說：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9EvIG1ZBf
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zbOD7JhD2
「屌唔係安德尊啊。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡentFzAtKoQ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQAYGSXwFv
四眼仔一頭霧水，皺一皺眉說：「下？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AWTvVIPeW
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zq1p9i3eh
賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐，繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點：「你無睇過三五成群咩？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95KtSpmQ8k
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqVmJ3SjwQ
聽罷四眼仔沉默著，大概要爆了。反正不關我的事，我還是坐開點，食花生好了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpQnWrB34E
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRgC0KIZbU
下一秒，四眼仔終於開口：「有睇過，原來你地講緊宋本中啊？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPrM2yuTGc
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseu0vIm8rc
宋本中是誰？我實在不清楚，不查一下維基大概也不會知道，相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣，所以三人，尤其是簫風更呆住了，應該在思考該怎麼回應好。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqzTIzXVx8
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NXzKUtlrY
不過面對四眼仔認真的視線，簫風很清楚一定要給個回應，於是依依哦哦地說：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd3n8LWONq
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqfJ9aZr22
「應該係掛。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUj6PuNDIz
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDRKzX66Xw
四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣，說出非常配合他性格的內容：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RzgFvagWa
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAs5aMYwvV
「廿八座大王啊嘛，咪宋本中囉！你就咁講大王，我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGWJ8broQK
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0j5LfMG9A
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎？其他人可能未必會，但四眼仔會這樣做，我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNvNtFbKiz
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64AJlGd60h
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他，所以只能張著口呆了，心裡處於混亂狀態。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZvoqHK1P7
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrZT5Xx8pf
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣，我可以估計，下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢，我還是坐遠點比較安全。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUZoVMOgeW
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOENae5bIN
怎料他居然笑笑口，抓抓頭說：「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺，以前都無人咁講同我講過。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPZ2HyKRFc
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTofkioiXtd
見無異樣，超級駭客即時補位回應：「其實換左副眼鏡既話，相似度應該直達九成！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpXW8UQH4z
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQNIqPogos
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭，又或是他並不是個小器的人，所以反應才會如此溫和，讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來，他更說笑道：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIYbWAeFdH
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLDNYpXkIk
「可能真係有D似啦，不過我只係純種漢人，同佢唔同，我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣，咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1zsyMm3KX
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX57RlNMhYc
超級駭客大笑兩聲，發揮爛口本色地說：「屌你老母，男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊！？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWO6pOR3fe
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL38gTXf8jQ
說罷全場鴉著無聲，不是因為超級駭客爛口，而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情，雙眼瞪得超大，而且異常凶狠，看來想殺人一樣，不發半聲，啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETSgPM0kDZ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMz5c0NzHe
超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措，不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣，半句話都不敢說，在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LnryU305M
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiVIOLEOAu
然後四眼仔指著超級駭客，以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道：「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F55VvyLxp
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKPXFjHmv0
又是一個經典的鏡頭再現，即使有人跟我說他是大王本人，我都不會有半分懷疑。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWueANKUiIp
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBUVaNga9J
雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑，不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的，所以說完這句話後，在座都沒有人敢再說話。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7mNckrjVJ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mXNgKWgsB
直至四眼仔笑笑口，拍拍超級駭客膊頭問：「似唔似啊？」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqExmZ9a3pI
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir9t6t3zaQ
見完全沒有危險，簫風就繼續剛才的話題，問：「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Mbo37hYf6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNlWQZE7dn
這個問題實在白痴得無極限，賣魚勝立即說：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhXzuLbf2U
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2iZa6xFMl
「中法混血兒啊，你係咪智障，你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRRGCHkpLQ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxqoN6HST8
見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話，我就知道他說的應該沒有錯，因為它肯定正開著維基，確認宋本中身份的正確性。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfd0vzDLak
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmYtug4Lcj
簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說：「我點知喎，Sadmin話有法國血統，我咪……」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo6UFHC3D0
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聽到這裡，我就站起來離席，聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間，不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2eFYOLf2J
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不過船不太大，要走到船頭路程雖短，但不容易，因為船實在搖晃得有點強。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlstwYlX59
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我努力穩著腳步，一步一步慢慢邁向船頭，在通向船頭的出入口，我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了，而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣，十分有親切感，是一種清風的香氣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWttuWF5iOQ
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扶著船上的扶手前進，我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口，下一秒放手，我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluh6cdMKPQ
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPuQP5jGRg
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