眼前一對孖妹,想到的不是𡃁坤的名句「我要扑孖妹」,而是肥軒的女神竟然有孖生姊妹。373Please respect copyright.PENANAQdKrZtdH4t
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腦袋突然跳出一個低能解釋,可能只是人有相似,甚麼鬼話,似到十足而且還是相識,機率微乎其微,難過中六合彩。當然我不可能開口問她們,373Please respect copyright.PENANAqTVCAPdfQG
提出這個問題只會顯得我低智商。因此,我肯定她們百分之百是孖妹。373Please respect copyright.PENANAGs4EWW9YkF
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雖然我驚訝的表情只有一瞬間,但白裙少女似乎察覺到我的驚訝,她用一個不屑的眼神瞥向我,似在是告訴我你不可能不知道我有個孖生姊妹,373Please respect copyright.PENANAvJVSiESZvQ
最可怕的是我真的不知情。373Please respect copyright.PENANAPTTG2I9NJV
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她望一望黑衣少女的電話,然後又望向我同時指向我373Please respect copyright.PENANAm6E5Gd16ln
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「呢個咪謝霆鋒囉,惕埋去就點完啦。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAVz8exzSbzb
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任誰都聽得出這句話帶點嘲諷,我聽到後臉紅耳赤,正常人有羞恥心都不會自稱謝霆鋒吧,明顯肥軒缺乏這一點。那一刻,我只想挖個洞埋了自己。373Please respect copyright.PENANAGQQQrqAhNH
老實說只是為了肥軒的話,我是一定不會忍立刻掉頭走,但為了那支Martin,這個屈辱再大也只能吞下去,一切原罪都是「鬼叫你窮」。373Please respect copyright.PENANAEsfjv9XDKy
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「咪笑人啦,我點多次人數,你過去拎埋個盒搞左抽籤啲野先。」黑裙少女掩著嘴笑著道。373Please respect copyright.PENANA0YGFHunPHl
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話音未落,白裙少女就轉身去旁邊的背包提出一個小盒,打開裡面有數張撕碎的白紙,眼見她望望電話,然後執筆在白紙上逐張寫字,像是在抄寫甚麼,我跟她有一段距離,看不清楚,然後又把紙對摺放進盒內。373Please respect copyright.PENANA8yegAIOZg9
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片刻過後,她拿著小盒走到人群中,然後打開嗓門喊373Please respect copyright.PENANAYNk8YFdvh2
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「淇淇同蒂蒂台嘅觀眾過一過嚟,而家開始抽籤。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAvLiJbmaWdz
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原來她們叫淇淇和蒂蒂,沒錯我又是現在才知道她們的名字。聽下來這兩個名字有點說不出的怪,還是算了,肥軒都能自稱謝霆鋒,網名無須深究。373Please respect copyright.PENANAWXHYTFCbRY
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慢著,從剛才就一直提到抽籤,到底是要抽甚麼,莫非有大獎可以抽?373Please respect copyright.PENANAFu0jJVDWf4
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「而家逐個嗌名出嚟係個盒到拎張紙。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAiXw7u0rFxk
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其實也才十個人,用不著守規舉到這個地步吧,又不是小學生。重點是我又要再次認領柒到喊的頭銜,明顯有人故意加插這個環節。373Please respect copyright.PENANAiaoC2LsCyY
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隨著一個個網名從兩位少女口中喊出,前面八位孝子已經取得他們的籤,剩餘兩位,其中一位是我。373Please respect copyright.PENANAAjefxiryBC
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「跟住係"我老豆係碧咸"」373Please respect copyright.PENANAIygkgFnmAG
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聽到這個網名後我不爭氣地噗嗤一笑,心裡嘲笑著碧咸的兒子何時來了香港還要當孝子參加宅男聚會,373Please respect copyright.PENANAi3vq6Nhmu2
當眾人議論紛紛時(應該也是嘲笑居多),一名筆挺的男子從群眾中站出來。373Please respect copyright.PENANABCnzTQVKEP