閱讀須知:129Please respect copyright.PENANAUE2Pt05Xni
(ps.本內容與正文無關,作者寫廢的小段落,發上來博君一樂~靈感來源來自某導航語音包的段子)129Please respect copyright.PENANAi7rCqczhPH
(pps.內容接續11章中間空格,「靜默」二字之前,若是主角腦子抽了會有什麼反應)
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回到現在。129Please respect copyright.PENANAAZHcmiRz1x
當boss心情煩躁時,該怎麼辦呢?129Please respect copyright.PENANAevYnm3L7NA
秦預辰牌標準答案:找出問題後,先以言語開解之。若言語無法開解,就只能解決造成問題的人了。129Please respect copyright.PENANAhv8QJZk7C1
即做法事不成,則物理超渡之。129Please respect copyright.PENANAzVnMprfabh
秦預辰把剛才他們的話題重新梳理一遍。129Please respect copyright.PENANAgWc2j1ocXg
他們剛剛說了什麼?129Please respect copyright.PENANAyo8wNbMvHE
上市公司、服務業、勞基法對勞工的保障及違反後雇主將受到的罰則,還有笑……129Please respect copyright.PENANA551p7lzrPo
對了,就是笑!129Please respect copyright.PENANAyvZbs78T2V
秦預辰一拍大腦。129Please respect copyright.PENANABTnumygUYe
一切的話題就是因為微笑而引起的!129Please respect copyright.PENANAtVK5yx362R
秦預辰猛地盯向boss。129Please respect copyright.PENANAeJuUBeYKhv
boss:「???」129Please respect copyright.PENANAObALDJ1qPV
秦預辰沉思了兩秒。129Please respect copyright.PENANARCYm7G0Pot
扣除掉服務業這種不得不營業的理由,能讓boss不得不保持做作微笑的原因只有一個!129Please respect copyright.PENANAv2ZKfriMEf
剛從「秦預辰原來不只缺乏的『特術者』常識,連『正常人常識』都一起缺乏」的大坑中回過神來,看著秦預辰陡然發亮的眼睛,封希凰頓時有了不好的預感。129Please respect copyright.PENANAorrm2Y8D0N
……媽的,這貨估計又要做妖。129Please respect copyright.PENANAnDnI5rc94X
便見秦預辰挺身站好,一手向後一掏,不知從哪裡掏出本小冊子擺在桌上。封希凰定睛一看,黑線的發現那是一本縮小版《太上清淨經》。129Please respect copyright.PENANAxPxqW0IKDc
而他的另一隻手伸到胸前,做出了個「拈花一笑」的標準動作。129Please respect copyright.PENANAPHOJHPHm0u
封希凰:「???」等等,這個串宗教了吧?129Please respect copyright.PENANAyMtISlKqf0
不過前面那個突然出現的書,倒是讓她想到了爛尾樓裡莫名出現又消失的墨鏡。129Please respect copyright.PENANA8L9F8SmXZD
……難道秦預辰除了精神力操縱,還有第二種特術效果?(這妹子到現在也沒發現自己誤會了)129Please respect copyright.PENANAnTuAbjGCDA
封希凰目光微微一閃,暗自記到了心裡。129Please respect copyright.PENANA9CU8uBc4WC
而這邊,秦預辰還沒完。只見他一手拈花姿勢不變,空著的另一隻手往上,輕一彈指。129Please respect copyright.PENANAob01RJMOAo
一道刺眼金光剎那從他身後亮起,瞬間差點閃瞎了封希凰的眼。129Please respect copyright.PENANABCndDkVozn
等她再睜眼,便看見秦預辰大腦後亮起的,那不大不小的一圈。129Please respect copyright.PENANAVDJOG1h5Lm
封希凰:「……」129Please respect copyright.PENANApa4wPLsoyM
封希凰秒懂,封希凰滿臉黑線。129Please respect copyright.PENANAO9QAy2ZX3N
……所以,秦預辰用了這麼一堆特術,其目的只是為了要cos一個不拿淨瓶,改拿道經的觀世音菩薩?129Please respect copyright.PENANAMEHsv5PVbf
你他媽有毒啊!129Please respect copyright.PENANA9RVswndFKf
便聽秦預辰莊嚴開口:「你這潑猴――」129Please respect copyright.PENANAe7rg2MAEWL
boss:「???」129Please respect copyright.PENANAh506IrUKpI
封希凰:「……」129Please respect copyright.PENANApm72SAdyMK
秦預辰還在繼續:「俗話說只要臉皮夠厚,別人的想法就是浮雲。所以汝等不需在乎世俗的眼光。唯有順從自己心意者,才能達到真正的道!」129Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1IzEuqDKp
道這個字被秦預辰說的鏗鏘有力,在一片安靜的室內響起陣陣回音。129Please respect copyright.PENANAyS1gfqlcPY
封希凰:「……」129Please respect copyright.PENANAsju5RIbCWX
boss:「……」129Please respect copyright.PENANAckEZKXcQLF
「當然,如果真有哪個孽障,逼得boss只能賣笑維生,看在薪水的份上,本座可以出面……唉喲!」129Please respect copyright.PENANAW5xR1MvVfz
一拳打穿秦預辰腦後的,又稱裝逼圈的光環,封希凰絕望的看著boss僵硬的臉,按著秦預辰的頭90度鞠躬道歉:「非常抱歉,boss!」129Please respect copyright.PENANAr9SRBHUgoL
「這傢伙雖然神經有點問題,但實力和潛力非常可觀!」她把自己的猜測一字不落地說出來,主要凸顯秦預辰的「實力」。129Please respect copyright.PENANAI4TJRIJPKf
「……以上,我猜測是為了平衡能力,所以才給秦預辰這種智商…咳,腦迴路上的缺憾?」129Please respect copyright.PENANAkOVEAxeRS0
封希凰編不下去了。129Please respect copyright.PENANARhwG5GBggG
她現在只期望boss看在秦預辰潛力強悍,值得投資的份上,能夠大人不記小人過,最好把剛剛砸天花板外加出言不遜的事給遺忘掉。129Please respect copyright.PENANANf5Zfd9xM4
……遇上這種隊友,她能怎麼辦?129Please respect copyright.PENANA8APvjxKIFF
她也很絕望啊!129Please respect copyright.PENANAZglsvGwG9E
封希凰自覺已經做到自己能做的全部了,秦預辰還完全不領情:「希凰,你在說什麼啊?」129Please respect copyright.PENANAKpfW0m0uf4
「其實我剛剛就想說了,你誤會……」誤會我的能力了。129Please respect copyright.PENANAwL1uYrCD93
封希凰一拳貫了下去:「我什麼都沒有誤會!這就是事實!」129Please respect copyright.PENANAENCazAfeCB
秦預辰:「嗷!」129Please respect copyright.PENANAshsDzHvGKW
boss:「……」129Please respect copyright.PENANAakHarwtxPP
能在boss前面不改色地揍人,封希凰你其實早就被秦預辰這貨給影響了,對吧?129Please respect copyright.PENANAdALDotFMNN
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