No Plagiarism!hujhsmB6SiMhb6i3t0Elposted on PENANA 「唔緊要啦,肚餓,而家食翻飽咪得囉。」聽完我嘅解釋,我阿媽竟然毫無懷疑咁接受咗,所以話,我阿爸阿媽開通嘅程度真係好得人驚,我甚至相信有一日我同佢哋講我即將要同一個外星人結婚,佢哋都會接受到。8964 copyright protection990PENANA0gNd3miasq 維尼
「係囉,唔緊要,咁而家我哋進入送禮物環節啦!」我阿爸亦都完全唔介意精心準備嘅蛋糕俾我一啖食咗,極速就已經轉換好心情,笑住去攞自己準備好嘅禮物。8964 copyright protection990PENANA7co3nI4Nal 維尼
「唔該哂你救我一命啊。」敏敏亦喺呢個時候同我去攞禮物,順便低聲多謝我。8964 copyright protection990PENANAzxRo2gh0jH 維尼
「一聲多謝點夠啊,起碼都要以身相許啦。」我笑住講下無聊嘢,其實內心對頭先險過剃頭嘅情況都仲係未驚完。8964 copyright protection990PENANAh52DfVB7NX 維尼
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嚟到送禮環節,我同敏敏首先送上我哋精心揀選嘅禮物,就係一部頸部按摩機。8964 copyright protection990PENANADaSVfMsfnA 維尼
對於近年條頸麻麻地嘅阿媽嚟講,呢部「阿嬸牌」按摩機絕對係最佳禮物,所以收到嘅佢亦都笑得好開心,睇嚟好滿意。8964 copyright protection990PENANAO33HyNiIG0 維尼
「嘩,你哋竟然咁重手出按摩機!好彩,今年我都唔差!」我阿爸呢個時候將一個大禮物盒一嘢轟咗上枱面。8964 copyright protection990PENANApgZ2jJhle8 維尼
就咁睇個盒,似乎真係有啲料到。8964 copyright protection990PENANAO3wn7VgSgd 維尼
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「各位觀眾,我今年嘅禮物係……雕塑!」8964 copyright protection990PENANAFAzVTgBq7n 維尼
我阿爸一下撕開咗禮物紙,入面竟然係一個雕塑,仲要係跟住阿爸同阿媽幅結婚相嚟整嘅,又真係整得幾迫真。8964 copyright protection990PENANAkwADZrocng 維尼
只不過,我發現咗一件奇怪嘅事。8964 copyright protection990PENANAoGi0ZiCxOh 維尼
點解,呢個雕塑係啡色嘅呢?8964 copyright protection990PENANAQkDEV1RpB1 維尼
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我將內心嘅問題問咗出嚟,我阿爸笑咗一笑就答:「哦……因為呢個雕塑係我叫我老友整嘅,佢玩開朱古力藝術品,所以咪用朱古力幫我整咗呢座雕塑囉。食得又睇得,幾開心㗎!唔信你哋聞下吖,係真朱古力嚟㗎!」8964 copyright protection990PENANAIJEfWsoOvm 維尼
「嘩雕……塑,都真係幾特別喎。」我將一個差啲脫口而出嘅粗口修正翻,心裡面忍唔住懷疑我阿爸到底係咪同可可豆有仇,如果唔係做咩今年送極都係朱古力。8964 copyright protection990PENANAluBwjNzett 維尼
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呢個時候,我阿媽已經聞咗個雕塑一下:「嘩,真係朱古力味喎,好得意啊,你哋都聞下啦!」8964 copyright protection990PENANAh2rz6ib5Eo 維尼
講完呢句,個雕塑推咗嚟我前面。8964 copyright protection990PENANAYSehPfwyKQ 維尼
我作狀聞咗一下之後,望到身邊嘅敏敏個樣已經有少少驚。8964 copyright protection990PENANAOtZrGsmRih 維尼
「不如唔好再聞喇,聞聞下就會融喇。」我伸手將雕塑推翻俾阿媽。8964 copyright protection990PENANAMR6pcPm73I 維尼
「唔得,大家都聞咗,你點可以咁自私唔俾敏敏聞埋㗎!」我阿媽嘅好客之道又喺呢個時候發作,只不過好明顯而家係錯嘅時候。8964 copyright protection990PENANA1DjLNky37s 維尼
雕塑,再次推翻向敏敏。8964 copyright protection990PENANAUYQ2YW9YYN 維尼
「我,今日鼻塞,唔太聞到嘢㗎。」敏敏不失禮貌嘅一笑,將雕塑推向我爸爸。8964 copyright protection990PENANAIWX3n4g8WB 維尼
「咁就啱喇,呢個雕塑係用薄荷朱古力做,你聞下可能通到鼻塞添啊!」我阿爸再次好熱情咁將個雕塑推向敏敏。8964 copyright protection990PENANA2UA9LdvNaL 維尼
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到底點解我阿爸會覺得個雕塑用薄荷做就可以通鼻塞呢?8964 copyright protection990PENANAM3w5MbbTzt 維尼
唔通佢以為啲薄荷朱古力係用「慢瘦倫敦」做嘅?8964 copyright protection990PENANAak45Z4dxeZ 維尼
Ok anyways,呢個唔係重點。8964 copyright protection990PENANAKbTTJ1oO5H 維尼
重點係,朱古力雕塑已經迫在眉睫。8964 copyright protection990PENANAghmtHkSL9q 維尼
而敏敏,只可以靠搖後啲將櫈,低調咁同個雕塑保持距離。8964 copyright protection990PENANAIHmkldY2YP 維尼
但係,朱古力雕塑依然不近人情咁慢慢接近,而敏敏亦都只可以繼續將櫈向後搖。8964 copyright protection990PENANAH2gg0PJi0m 維尼
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就係咁,阿媽推兩下,我又推翻三下,阿爸推一下,敏敏又推三下,我哋成家就好似金庸小說一班武俠高手比拼內力一樣,將個雕塑推來扭推去。8964 copyright protection990PENANA0w6156EHd3 維尼
但係無奈地,喺阿爸阿媽熱情嘅攻勢之下,個雕塑亦都愈來愈接近敏敏。8964 copyright protection990PENANAKLtF6JkpdD 維尼
而敏敏只可以用盡小學雞嘅搖櫈技術,將自己個身盡力拉後。8964 copyright protection990PENANA3IvZldrn5w 維尼
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可惜,物極必反,櫈都係一樣。8964 copyright protection990PENANAFQ2IclBf2S 維尼
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唔知到底係好事定係壞事,敏敏因為將櫈搖得太後,突然成個人向後反咗落去。8964 copyright protection990PENANA0wnq1ZiZPt 維尼
「啊……」敏敏個樣好可憐咁㩒住自己後腦,睇嚟真係幾痛。8964 copyright protection990PENANA8swOEOWden 維尼
我見有機可乘,第一時間去佢身邊扶住咗佢,講:「嘩,呢啲撞親可大可少啊,睇嚟都係唔好食飯住啦,嗱嗱聲去醫院檢查下先啦,如果唔係撞到腦出血變咗白痴仔就好大件事㗎啦……」8964 copyright protection990PENANAl9I6W587OE 維尼
我一邊扶,一邊拉住敏敏走向門口,然後順手出埋去,算係借啲依逃過一劫。8964 copyright protection990PENANADPGEoXVEkS 維尼
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「好!痛!啊!」8964 copyright protection990PENANAkvZldyf3JB 維尼
翻到屋企之後,我細細力用隻熟雞蛋幫敏敏碌下受傷嘅地方,一唔覺意大力少少,敏敏就已經大嗌咗出嚟。8964 copyright protection990PENANAfE3mcJ4FEl 維尼
「算啦,今次咪當係小傷擋災囉。如果唔係呢下撞親,你可能已經出咗事,喺我阿爸阿媽面前食緊屎喇。」我笑住咁收細力道,敏敏先忍住咗唔再叫。8964 copyright protection990PENANA5neOI4n8wV 維尼
「都唔知以後點算啊!」敏敏一臉慘情,睇嚟今次嘅意外俾到好大嘅陰影佢。8964 copyright protection990PENANAxVdSWdxhf3 維尼
「放心啦,下次一定會無事嘅,希望在明天吖嘛!等我幫你食埋隻蛋,送走哂啲衰氣!」我見敏敏嘅瘀傷已經減退翻啲,而隻蛋又開始變凍,作為一個廚師我係最珍惜食品嘅,所以就好自然咁打開隻蛋嚟食啦。8964 copyright protection990PENANAdDtif7m7tg 維尼
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點知當我一打開隻蛋嘅一角,奇怪嘅事情就出現喇。8964 copyright protection990PENANAtHVAE7E6F3 維尼
隻蛋入面,竟然係黑色嘅。8964 copyright protection990PENANAXP5dP66J8Q 維尼
我帶住好奇嘅心繼續剝落去,點知,全隻雞蛋竟然有九成都係黑色。8964 copyright protection990PENANAbCJdg9iGZ9 維尼
無錯,係黑到好似油上去嘅黑色。8964 copyright protection990PENANAwwP6AuE6Sb 維尼
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我望向敏敏,但佢同樣都用緊一副驚訝嘅目光望住我手中嘅呢隻黑蛋。8964 copyright protection990PENANAez5AGfqsrA 維尼
我唔知點解有一種直覺,呢隻黑蛋背後嘅事情一啲都唔簡單。8964 copyright protection990PENANAVi5NYcuZrw 維尼
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