No Plagiarism!Sv7IA7tv0GYdDwjyTLLbposted on PENANA 是咁的,今日係我同女朋友嘅七週年紀念日,我打算同我女朋友求婚。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA06NBUcxkBB 維尼
為咗隆重其事,我首先Book咗一間五星級大酒店嘅海景套房。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA3c5K7F7idk 維尼
順帶一提,我本身就係呢間酒店西餐廳嘅副主廚,Book房有六折同自動upgrade,所以連嗰啲「乜goda」、「乜乜combine」都唔洗用。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAnx8bZwbKY8 維尼
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正所謂「求婚唔驚喜,下半世等死」,為咗俾個surprise我女朋友,我專登同我女朋友講,酒店臨時叫我翻多半日工,所以叫佢遲少少到酒店meet up我。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAgNzkwcdTfA 維尼
而其實我一嚟係想爭取時間係酒店房搞好啲佈置,擺好哂上網買嗰啲「$100求婚實惠套裝」嘅心型波波燈同港女打卡氣球道具。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAxBB3ZzRv7w 維尼
二嚟亦都係刻意想有少少掃佢興,咁先可以等佢嚟到嘅時候有更大嘅心情起伏同驚喜㗎嘛。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAvWMenEgfCc 維尼
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於是我一上到房,我成功以IG 「#求婚」嘅hashtag搵到唔同求婚酒店房作為參考,開始咗我嘅佈置大計。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAlMSeMEXbKQ 維尼
要一個男人佈置房間,呢件事簡直係多災多難。8964 copyright protection2053PENANApb4xEeKApE 維尼
除咗我本身已經無乜art sense之外,例如個「Marry Me」汽球,個廠商竟然整咗做「Merry Me」,我心諗到底係咪間廠聖誕節賣剩咗所以塞埋入嚟扮嘢。8964 copyright protection2053PENANARCt2zSG6NU 維尼
但係,好彩呢個季節大把人去staycation慶祝,又好彩多得我班酒店同事幫手喺其他房間用個「e」字換到個同色嘅「a」字汽球,我先砌得成個「Marry Me」。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAJ9S1qQEYux 維尼
不過,聽我同事講,個「a」字係嚟自一間房入面嘅一句「I Love You Elsa」入面「Elsa」個「a」,我唯有祝嗰間房嘅男朋友平平安安。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA0t27Qw1QvH 維尼
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用咗大半個鐘,我總算佈置好間房。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAHq10kBHEAg 維尼
萬事俱備之後,就係時候等女主角到場。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA1I2oeVvMOb 維尼
我一邊通知女朋友可以直接過嚟酒店房,一邊極速去沖涼執翻個樣同換翻一套老西。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAFH5PnNbETh 維尼
換衫、剃鬚、Gel頭、剪埋嗰條衝咗出嚟揮手嘅鼻毛之後,我照一照鏡,補上一個自信嘅笑容。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAUhrjN97m2A 維尼
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嗯,fit到無得輸。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAcsrwqMz9P8 維尼
今日一定得嘅陳超博。8964 copyright protection2053PENANApZEVeWuLpV 維尼
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說時遲那時快,酒店房門嘅門鐘已經響起咗。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAsTMAq9icYq 維尼
女主角要登場啦。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAX3RROABOOT 維尼
我深呼吸一口氣,開著咗手機入面嗰個「Sweet and romantic moments」playlist,拍一拍自己塊面等自己醒定少少,然後就走去開門。8964 copyright protection2053PENANASRPfPhFiXs 維尼
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門一打開,門外係個樣有啲擔心嘅丘思敏,亦都即係我女朋友。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAR2HfumQDdp 維尼
「你做哂嘢喇?酒店無咩事吖嘛?點解……」8964 copyright protection2053PENANADfIRHruA5T 維尼
當佢如常咁發揮超越正常人類水平嘅愛心去關心我嘅時候,佢留意到房入面嘅裝飾。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAmRdS7ZSCtB 維尼
特別係,貼咗喺落地大玻璃上面嘅「Marry Me」。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAs7cgpW6akW 維尼
佢個樣,呆到成個馬國明咁,但係眼角就已經開始滲緊眼淚出嚟。8964 copyright protection2053PENANArRkMtS4bq9 維尼
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我見佢咁感動,內心當然好開心啦,所以即住拉住佢入咗房,然後帶佢行到嚟窗門前面。8964 copyright protection2053PENANABNiOlZff5d 維尼
「敏敏,今日你應該都知我想做咩啦。」我溫柔咁捉住佢對手,望實佢嗰對俾眼淚浸到水汪汪嘅雙眼。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA8T317lhb70 維尼
「嗯……」敏敏係咁點頭,完全感動到出唔到聲。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAt8EKwezwps 維尼
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睇住佢嘅表情,我知道,係機會喇飛雲!8964 copyright protection2053PENANApmfFzFhLNZ 維尼
我即刻單膝跪地,從側邊嘅櫃檯入面拎出咗一個朱古力盒。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAcnoyC8SMps 維尼
無錯,唔係戒指盒,係一個朱、古、力、盒!8964 copyright protection2053PENANAHpgO97hLiP 維尼
唔好話我求婚出手咁低,其實呢盒朱古力係另有玄機㗎。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAkMCvrdzPDz 維尼
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我喺敏敏面前打開咗盒朱古力,十二粒唔同味、唔同造型嘅朱古力盡現眼前。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAhsv4bRqe8M 維尼
不出乎我意料之外,敏敏個樣馬上由原先嘅感動,變成皺哂眉頭。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA2w4tBQKTO9 維尼
趁佢未出聲,我即刻搶住講:「呢個盒入面嘅十二粒朱古力,每一粒都係由酒店餐廳入面一位甜品師傅教我親手整嘅。而喺呢十二粒朱古力入面,其中一粒朱古力就收埋我隻求婚戒指。」8964 copyright protection2053PENANAfBuY3M0sML 維尼
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好,嚟到呢度,通常笑片睇得多,呢啲屎橋最後都會導致女主角食咗隻求婚戒指落肚。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAjPu8793ISE 維尼
所以我今次一開始就講明朱古力入面有戒指,亦都即係話只要我女朋友肯每粒朱古力試一半,佢就可以搵出隻戒指。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAwuxQlyAOKH 維尼
或者你會覺得我多此一舉,但其實我咁做都係有原因㗎。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAmf9IaBVIXQ 維尼
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「你知我從來都唔食朱古力㗎……」敏敏呢個時候面有難色咁擰開咗個頭,似乎係連盒朱古力都唔想望到。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAGMYbP8mt1Q 維尼
其實打從敏敏一開始同我拍拖,佢已經講過佢只要一食朱古力佢就會連續打乞嚏五分鐘,所以為免失禮人,佢從來都叫我唔好送朱古力做禮物,而同我拍七年以嚟,佢真係一粒朱古力、甚至一盒朱古力奶都無掂過。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAlwaqAru8vE 維尼
充滿實驗精神嘅我曾經有幾次試過講笑咁叫佢食粒朱古力嚟睇下,佢一係就轉開話題,一係就粒聲唔出走咗,搞到我都唔敢再迫佢試食朱古力。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAtxeqkgaRHD 維尼
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「我今日之所以要用朱古力做求婚工具,係因為我覺得既然要結婚,大家都係真愛。真愛,係應該可以接受對方一切嘅,包括朱古力會連續打乞嚏五分鐘。所以,我想借今次機會,俾你可以放心喺我面前展露所有自己介意或者擔心嘅地方,然後等我用行動證明俾你睇,我可以包容到你嘅一切。」8964 copyright protection2053PENANAuqRBUvkY8C 維尼
我非常誠懇,半跪喺地下咁講,希望用誠意去說服敏敏,令佢可以放膽喺我面前食第一粒朱古力。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA4rLCLYxLdH 維尼
敏敏用眼角睄咗我一眼,然後望一望盒朱古力,又即刻縮走翻佢嘅目光。8964 copyright protection2053PENANALP2uTo8vaH 維尼
似乎,朱古力對佢嚟講真係好大嘅心魔。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAPpzHdngsoN 維尼
只不過,「真愛是任何形狀,對付百孔千瘡。」8964 copyright protection2053PENANAzA9Ec4aIXL 維尼
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「好啦,我都知你唔鍾意朱古力,不如咁吖,我話你知邊粒有戒指,你淨係食嗰粒嘅一半吖!啲朱古力我好俾心機整㗎。」8964 copyright protection2053PENANAIS3kx75GI4 維尼
我眨住眼,用期待嘅眼神捧住盒朱古力,望到敏敏實一實。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAnGGfirOgW9 維尼
「真係……食半粒就得?」敏敏好遲疑咁問咗一句。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAihyiJJxO6h 維尼
我就知道,以敏敏咁好人嘅性格,一定會頂唔住我嘅軟性攻勢。8964 copyright protection2053PENANALF6kifcmcw 維尼
「係啊!」我超快咁點頭。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAiDAaGH9FpH 維尼
「嗱,見你咁有誠意,半粒㗎咋!以後我都唔會再食㗎啦!」敏敏扠住腰講。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAJDTXzolvLu 維尼
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一聽敏敏咁講,我即刻從個盒入面拎起咗嗰粒有戒指嘅朱古力,然後慢慢放喺敏敏攤開嘅手上面。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAmVGdrcJ3G2 維尼
敏敏拎住粒朱古力,個樣簡直辛苦到好似有隻曱甴喺手上面爬一樣。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAocWVK0FdyE 維尼
見到佢驚成咁,我內心有少少內疚,但係又唔明點解一粒只不過係會令佢打乞嚏嘅朱古力可以令佢驚成咁。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAKgIgdTNMyf 維尼
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敏敏喺呢個時候深呼吸咗一口氣,慢慢將隻手移向自己。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAr4taCaFNMU 維尼
近啲,再近啲,粒朱古力終於慢慢接近到敏敏個口。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAFt2oyS1z42 維尼
呢一刻,我簡直好似睇住太空船接近火星表面一樣咁緊張。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA5OjgNEIiHs 維尼
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就喺呢粒朱古力即將要歷史性登陸敏敏嘅口腔嘅前一刻,突然,敏敏發出咗「嗯」嘅一聲,然後佢面色一變,一手將粒朱古力拋俾我,另一隻手就㩒住咗個口,然後一個箭步就衝咗入廁所。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAAsBJsvZu8J 維尼
現場,就剩低睇到莫名奇妙嘅我。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAXylQwznq4u 維尼
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見到事態似乎比我想像中嚴重,我意識到自己今次似乎玩大咗。8964 copyright protection2053PENANArdxL5ZdpAr 維尼
於是,我決定好好哋收好粒朱古力,一陣等敏敏出嚟就同佢道歉,然後代佢食粒朱古力同攞隻戒指出嚟求婚。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA7rkjOPbzzS 維尼
無諗過,呢一等就等咗十分鐘。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAwYOFXL260r 維尼
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等下等下,我發現有啲唔對路。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAwjCdaXBwCM 維尼
按照敏敏頭先嘅反應,佢應該係想衝入廁所嘔嘅。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAovq742CRDz 維尼
但係,廁所入面而家非常安靜,完全唔係有人嘔緊。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAPzmirVLUM3 維尼
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諗到呢度,我個心馬上有啲不祥預感。8964 copyright protection2053PENANANMWuvJsowK 維尼
莫非,敏敏暈咗喺廁所?8964 copyright protection2053PENANAGo5xvsKRrk 維尼
唉,陳超博啊阿超博,你今次真係搏大咗。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA6NNI8Kn2P6 維尼
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我好緊張咁衝去廁所門前,貼隻耳仔上去再聽一次。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAtWjbEn01pP 維尼
真係粒聲都無。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAwbUZsNVB5Q 維尼
「敏敏,你ok嘛?」我嘗試敲門問咗一句。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAIyr5U7r9Np 維尼
「嗯……」廁所入面有反應,不過聲音非常之咁微弱。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA1Pdarr4dnY 維尼
呢次,似乎真係要上演一幕英雄救美喇。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAjkZCfUhQvj 維尼
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我後退幾步,準備好破門而入。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAvPC7NM7NVj 維尼
但係諗多一諗,咪住,酒店啲門其實都幾貴下。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAUJCukzU9rR 維尼
於是,我收翻隻腳,打算睇下有咩方法可以開到呢道趟門。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAkfjUbFwVwO 維尼
點知,我只係輕輕一拉,趟門就已經俾我打開咗。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA8L0AiV3rQK 維尼
原來,趟門根本就無鎖。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAsdWKOrKcer 維尼
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當呢道門打開咗之後,我望到一個匪夷所思嘅畫面。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAv159krqWcW 維尼
首先,敏敏面向座廁咁跪咗喺地下。8964 copyright protection2053PENANA7g79ikbayk 維尼
然後,我望到佢隻左手放喺嘴邊,而手上面同嘴邊都充滿咗泥黃色嘅物體。8964 copyright protection2053PENANALVQyWqUOC4 維尼
而佢隻右手,直情伸咗入座廁入面。8964 copyright protection2053PENANABs6wtEHkXy 維尼
當我未明白到底自己睇到啲乜嘢嘅時候,廁所入面嘅氣味話咗答案俾我知。8964 copyright protection2053PENANANqkINjebEz 維尼
因為,呢一刻,成個廁所都係一陣強烈嘅屎味!8964 copyright protection2053PENANAOHbO1G36Jz 維尼
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我嘅大腦好努力咁將眼前呢一個畫面邏輯化咁話我知到底而家我睇到啲乜嘢。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAcznQfH7GlY 維尼
但係,我覺得已經唔需要喇。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAodwqemqLu0 維尼
因為,事實擺在眼前,而呢個事實,絕對超出咗我大腦可以思考嘅空間。8964 copyright protection2053PENANACUZx39ePbj 維尼
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事實只得一個。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAqCOePFqMkh 維尼
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我女朋友,佢食緊屎。8964 copyright protection2053PENANAyNP5MrShu3 維尼
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