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空虛no冷笑話集
ISSUE #31
Author: 才子
空虛no冷笑話集
Author: 才子
ISSUE #31
金瓶與銀瓶
No Plagiarism!mN6MA9aUHaEhIyNe4kdqposted on PＥNAＮＡ

從前有個人拿著瓶子在湖邊散步

結果一個不走心他就跌倒了

瓶子也掉到了湖裡

湖中女神出來問他說你掉的是金瓶還是銀瓶

正當那個人猶豫不決時他發現女神手中的瓶子有點髒

原來是因為太久沒有人掉瓶子下來

所以女神的庫存便有點老舊了

於是那個人秉著日行一善的心情

對著女神說： 都拿來吧，我先為你洗金瓶

女神震驚的請他再說一次

他只好無奈的說：

我說為你洗金瓶

女神震怒道：

你居然說維尼習近平，不可原諒！

於是女神就把所有東西都帶走回到湖裡去了

原來女神是強國人

（完）

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空虛no冷笑話集
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Last updated: May 29, 2022
Total word count: 3,033
Total reading time: 10 Minutes
Writer:
才子
冷笑話 生活苦悶可以笑一下
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