「你放張相係咩意思?你雙性戀?」這是Annie的開場白。472Please respect copyright.PENANAS4iCO0DvOK
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幾經開頭時遇過了幾個大陸女生,現在總算遇上了香港女生。繼遇上Susan之後,在我和Susan聊天的同期,我也遇上了Annie。472Please respect copyright.PENANA9giP5BiiHB
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前面都說過了,因為我課了一個月金所以能看見誰右滑了我,而Annie正正是其中之一,我好奇地按進她的個人檔案一探究竟。472Please respect copyright.PENANAOm3Yn5VtVY
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光看她兩張相片,是個胖妹,在我心裡她已經不及格。雖然相片裡的她顯得只是微胖,但我已經可以大概估計到,她在現實裡是長成怎樣的。472Please respect copyright.PENANAwefOvbeObj
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第一張相片,是她在巴士上的自拍照,只有半塊臉(是故意這樣拍,以顯得沒那麼醜吧?);第二張是全臉照,不知在哪裡拍,燈光暗淡,她戴了眼鏡,但她的樣子在我腦海中已經水落石出了。472Please respect copyright.PENANAXZxvhBcO2E
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如果在網上都已經是長這樣,那麼在現實的她豈不是更糟?472Please respect copyright.PENANAayEdYh0dcZ
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近日我也在網上找到不少Tinder攻略,就像找遊戲攻略一樣。有人說:交友app雖然沒有真愛,但是可以給人當作「新手修練場」,給戀愛新手練習如何追異性。472Please respect copyright.PENANArd4UoWIjAq
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儘管我想如此就左滑她,因為她樣子真的很不行,但是我又不想錯過這個練習機會,最後還是match了。472Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ex4iFFZgr
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「自戀下啫,唔得咩?」我回覆道。472Please respect copyright.PENANA8bxZW3Bb9i
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Annie:你個樣好有童顏,眼距遠遠哋,個妝可以再誇張啲。472Please respect copyright.PENANAVFHOxCPnc1
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我:你呢平時戴唔戴眼鏡㗎?472Please respect copyright.PENANAit07OZpPPy
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Annie:我戴con 多,中意化淡妝。472Please respect copyright.PENANA9gO6ss2nNY
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我們在分享化妝心得,然後又討論大家的事業狀況,我也坦白自己只是在等放榜的學生。472Please respect copyright.PENANAlApT99naRG
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Annie:做咩咁遲先嚟讀書嘅?472Please respect copyright.PENANABIJtMdikDe
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我:我之前衰過兩次DSE,冇心機讀咪出嚟做下野囉,然後又想再返嚟讀。472Please respect copyright.PENANALu8tvK05wG
我:你呢做緊咩?472Please respect copyright.PENANAKtkzBB161h
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Annie:我喺一間網店公司,做護膚產品開發。472Please respect copyright.PENANANGCnyihzM5
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我:我諗住讀Engine呀472Please respect copyright.PENANANHyVqgspVc
我:話埋你知我都有寫網上小說472Please respect copyright.PENANA8JCnSEsRa5
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Annie:Engine都好,可以考牌搵食。472Please respect copyright.PENANAp7AooCOBQF
Annie:係呢有冇作品俾我欣賞?472Please respect copyright.PENANAv8q0cDef1A
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接著我發了一則連結給她。472Please respect copyright.PENANAV3zjDpdywS
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Annie看完又回道:Haha472Please respect copyright.PENANA2iHa9ClP0g
Annie:Annie係腐女一個472Please respect copyright.PENANAaTRJ4PIrDS
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Annie所指的Annie,並非她本人,而是我最近在寫《嫁給女孩子》中的一個角色,真是巧合,希望她不會對號入座吧?472Please respect copyright.PENANA30usc7QfTY
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我們在Tinder上又聊了十天,這個時候無知的我,還是心想聊兩星期之後,才是最好的約會時機。472Please respect copyright.PENANAz7XA4D1R55
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在一個星期日的晚上。472Please respect copyright.PENANAbbhHcDG6SV
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Annie:今日去完art jamming,個導師話我畫得唔錯。472Please respect copyright.PENANAY5PIa71RIY
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我:你本身識畫畫㗎?472Please respect copyright.PENANAZbFjfEWxZo
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Annie:唔識㗎,鳩畫(笑喊472Please respect copyright.PENANAeAs4EvmfGa
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我:講起去cafe,我去過貓cafe,仲有女僕cafe。472Please respect copyright.PENANArGw1wP6CdT
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Annie:我以前都去過執事cafe,但嗰間執咗就冇再去。472Please respect copyright.PENANAJkXstHcLLf
Annie:女僕cafe係點?472Please respect copyright.PENANA9VCWXaqND7
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我:你睇邊度囉,間間都有唔同氣氛。472Please respect copyright.PENANAy34DY3y3u4
我:我去過一間係喺登打士街嗰邊嘅,貪佢有貓睇。472Please respect copyright.PENANAkYC5UanIhe
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之後她熟悉地把執事cafe的一五一十告訴我,而我又把女僕cafe的一五一十告訴她。472Please respect copyright.PENANAMuuACHhsRd
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其實我也去過其他不同類型的咖啡店消遣,不只女僕咖啡,連文青cafe、貓cafe都去過。我喜歡的是店舖內那橫溢的裝修,享受著怡人的茶餐和氣氛,其次是貓。最頻密的時期,我平均每星期去一次,而且通常都是選星期六的日子。472Please respect copyright.PENANAeL7kNxoT9I
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談到興趣,我有:玩轉珠遊戲、cosplay、動漫、英文歌、寫小說、研究神秘學(或有些人叫偽科學)、跑步,夏天時更會去游泳。472Please respect copyright.PENANAI1KygMEItg
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除了遊戲、動漫、跑步和游泳之外,後面的所有興趣都是在後期建立的。對比7年前的我和現在的我,興趣可謂乘了兩倍。472Please respect copyright.PENANAVG3iXWkQvA
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你說跑步和游泳?沒錯,這是我從小到大,一直已存的興趣。即使有人說我是多麼「宅」,但我很清楚:自己是宅男之中最愛運動的一群人。472Please respect copyright.PENANA7ey4dwMjHK
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跑步這種運動,能使我身體快樂;至於喜歡游泳的原因,主要是我喜歡人在水裡時,那種近乎無重力、輕浮的快感。472Please respect copyright.PENANAWpoWAfKMcM
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Annie:女僕cafe可以講粗口?472Please respect copyright.PENANAuo0e3u6TW1
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我:可以嘅,但你要預咗俾定錢先可以講(笑喊472Please respect copyright.PENANA2GiZApQFOi
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的而且確有些女僕咖啡店是不讓人說粗言穢語,每說一次就會被罰款。472Please respect copyright.PENANAdCwP8JTePW
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Annie:我講粗口都幾勁472Please respect copyright.PENANA69wMUzfPa3
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我:搵日我帶你一齊上去講呀~472Please respect copyright.PENANAfNKV9BVKXH
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其實我想嘗試借機約會Annie。472Please respect copyright.PENANAFRoVvYelCt
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Annie:我可以自己一個去嗎?472Please respect copyright.PENANAO9Tfvx0hLf
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她沒興趣約會我嗎?472Please respect copyright.PENANAmw1owCCl4d
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時間又過幾天,到目前為止我們已一共談了十天話。472Please respect copyright.PENANAfPhqDuTnM6
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「星期日有冇時間一齊去?」今天她說想嘗試一家食店的炸牛奶,於是我又借機約會,拋下了這句。472Please respect copyright.PENANAPAQlCCIFRR
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Ch.5.1 一個令我學習觀察女人心嘅機會:Annie
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